I rewrote this chapter! Yaaay, I am yet again inspired!! e.o
Disclaimer: Do I even need to say anything at this point? I do? Oh, fine. Jhonen owns Invader Zim. The whole show is pure Jhoneny goodness. O.O;; I only own Rei and myself. :)
Let us... BEGIN. :-O
Leik, omgosh!11!oneone2!!eleventyseven!!1
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Chapter 13-
Zim growled in frustration; it seemed he'd be here longer than previously anticipated.
He swung his spider leg attachments out and started towards the stairs. You know the ones, the stairs that hadn't been mentioned previously due to my writing's lack of detail? Yeah, those stairs.
Zimm leapt in front of his way, blocking his path. "No! We can't use the Voot, the human's helicopter is right above us!"
Zim shoved him a bit, warningly. "Well Voots are superior to human trash! We'll just fly off quickly, we'll lose them and-"
Zimm shoved him back forcefully. "No! It's bad enough they think we stole the Smeets, we can't reveal our alien origins! That'd just be stupid! It'd just be too dang stupid!!"
Rin clapped her hands and let out a nervous, yet excited giggle. "Are we gonna hijack a car?" she asked in an eager tone of voice.
Zimm sighed and clapped a hand over his eyes. "Sure," he said after a moment, "We'll hijack one of their own transportation vehicles. It's better than using one of our own..."
"Oh, great!" Purple exclaimed. "We're already being chased for kidnapping, now you want to add theft too? Good, Rin! Great idea, Zimm!"
Rei jumped in between them all and yelled, "Well hurry up and think, we're in a hurry! I'd say you have around 6 seconds to decide!"
Rin looked at everyone and pointed to the front door. "LET'S GO!"
Purple ran to a drawer quickly and pulled out a few metal spheres, and Rin ran to the living room couch and tore off the blanket spread over it. She ran up to the group and tossed it over them. "No time for disguises, run!"
"But I can't see!" Rei complained.
Rin let out an exaspirated breath of air, and grabbed some scissors which she promptly used to make a long slice in the blanket. Odd, yes, how the things you need always happen to conviniently be within arm's reach? I guess that's the power of fan fiction. And cheesy writing. Anyhoo....
Suddenly a white light shone through the window, which wasn't really that blinding, considering the fact that it was midmorning.
Rin ducked under the blanket with the rest of the group and they began walking to the door.
"All right, people!" Purple yelled. "Now, try to look like a perfectly normal, everyday blanket, that just happens to be walking around! Okay?"
"Okay!" Gazz answered in a high squeak voice. Oh, how annoyingly preppy she is...
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MEANWHILE, UP IN THE AIR IN A HELICOPTER! :-O
Stan the pilot hovered the helicopter over the large, homey little house. It was really boring; he could think of so many other things he'd rather be doing. He sighed and looked out the window, his mind elsewhere.
Suddenly something below caught his attention.
"Hey." he said, shifting a bit in his rubbery seat.
"What?" answered Bill, the guy in charge of communicating with the police units.
"Lookit that there." Stan replied, motioning to the ground.
Bill glanced down."Wow. Look at the weaving of that blanket."
Stan shook his head. "S'not a blanket. S'a couch spread."
Bill glared at his partner and spoke into his walkie-talkie thing. "Bill to Bob, Bill to Bob... Come in, Bob..."
"Bob here, what'd'you need?"
"Nuthin'. Just wanted to tell ya, I see a blanket."
"Duuude..."
"Yeaaah."
"What color?"
"Bluueee..."
Stan glanced at his partner. "Did you two smoke pot before comin' up here?"
Bill stared at him blankly, then spoke into the walkie-talkie again. "Well, I g2g. We still have to get the Membrane's brats, I'll call in again as soon as we see activity from the alleged kidnappers."
"Okay. Bob, over and out!"
"Word."
Bill turned off the walkie-talkie and sighed. He leaned against the window, and stared at the house. 'When on earth are they planning to come out of there, or signal, or something?' he thought to himself sourly.
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"OW!"
"Shut up, Irken Scum!"
"You stepped on my foot... my superior fooott!!"
"Sssshhhh!"
The group walked on in silence, unaware of the squad of police cars right around the corner, awaiting signal from Bill to attack. Luckily, Rin led the group in the opposite direction, away from the cars. Yes, as you may have noticed, humans aren't too smart in this dimension either. Dibb and Gazz had been duct taped so as to not make any noise, and they weren't really putting up much of a fight, seeing as they where just too scared to. I mean, come on! They're little kids! Okay. Moving on...
Rin peered through the slit. "Come on... we'll steal that car right there... ow!! What was that for?"
"You know, Rin, you should be more ashamed of yourself than usual. How bluntly you put it, 'We'll steal that car! Yay! Fun!'"
"Oh, shut up, Zimm."
"I wasn't talking!"
"She was talking to me, Irken Scum!"
"Oh, stop with the scum thing, please. It's pathetic..."
"Here! We strike here!"
Rin stopped the group, and threw off the blanket.
Then several things happened, all at once.
The first and most obvious thing is that now everyone could see. (Ooh. Wow.)
The odd assortment of people looked around, taking some time for their eyes to accustom to the light. Oh the blinding light...
Of course, seeing as they could see the helicopter, the helicopter could see them.
Bill sat up in his seat and stared at them. "Ooooh. They look like lil' green ants!"
He picked up the walkie-talkie and yelled into it. "The Membrane children are being abducted by big green ants!!" he screamed. "Attack! Attack! Take no prisoners!!"
Zim's antenna twitched as the police cars began sounding off the sirens and screeching towards them. He gritted his teeth and broke the windows of the car with his spider leg attachments. Everyone else jumped inside it in a rather frenzied way, and most of them winded up in a heap in the back seat. Rin, Zim and Dib had ended up in the front of a neatly upholstered car with a bobbly headed alien on the dashboard.
Dib, who had ended up squished underneath Zim, wriggled in his seat and choked out, "Zim... make... more... ROOM... can't... BREEEEAAATHE...."
"Silence, Dib!!" Zim screeched. "I control the car!! Ha hah ahahah ha ah!! MUAHA HA H AH AH HA H AH AHAAA!!!"
Rin squeaked in complaint as Zim smooshed her away from the steering wheel and inserted a very thing wire that seemed to have come from his PAK into the key. He fumbled with it a bit, and the car suddenly sprang to life.
Zim pushed Rin away from the driver's seat and cackled loudly as the car began speeding forward, and the sirens sounded behind them.
Rin smiled happily and giggled in a rather psychotic was as the car sped forward, and Dibb and Gazz could only sit in the back seat, smooshed under Purple's bulk as the car sped away from their father and their salvation.
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Yes! My muse thingy is back! And it's all thanks to my Invader Zim DVD. It's a long story... anyhoo... yeah, I shall add another character next chapter. ;)
Okay. Review or I die!!! O.O
Disclaimer: Do I even need to say anything at this point? I do? Oh, fine. Jhonen owns Invader Zim. The whole show is pure Jhoneny goodness. O.O;; I only own Rei and myself. :)
Let us... BEGIN. :-O
Leik, omgosh!11!oneone2!!eleventyseven!!1
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Chapter 13-
Zim growled in frustration; it seemed he'd be here longer than previously anticipated.
He swung his spider leg attachments out and started towards the stairs. You know the ones, the stairs that hadn't been mentioned previously due to my writing's lack of detail? Yeah, those stairs.
Zimm leapt in front of his way, blocking his path. "No! We can't use the Voot, the human's helicopter is right above us!"
Zim shoved him a bit, warningly. "Well Voots are superior to human trash! We'll just fly off quickly, we'll lose them and-"
Zimm shoved him back forcefully. "No! It's bad enough they think we stole the Smeets, we can't reveal our alien origins! That'd just be stupid! It'd just be too dang stupid!!"
Rin clapped her hands and let out a nervous, yet excited giggle. "Are we gonna hijack a car?" she asked in an eager tone of voice.
Zimm sighed and clapped a hand over his eyes. "Sure," he said after a moment, "We'll hijack one of their own transportation vehicles. It's better than using one of our own..."
"Oh, great!" Purple exclaimed. "We're already being chased for kidnapping, now you want to add theft too? Good, Rin! Great idea, Zimm!"
Rei jumped in between them all and yelled, "Well hurry up and think, we're in a hurry! I'd say you have around 6 seconds to decide!"
Rin looked at everyone and pointed to the front door. "LET'S GO!"
Purple ran to a drawer quickly and pulled out a few metal spheres, and Rin ran to the living room couch and tore off the blanket spread over it. She ran up to the group and tossed it over them. "No time for disguises, run!"
"But I can't see!" Rei complained.
Rin let out an exaspirated breath of air, and grabbed some scissors which she promptly used to make a long slice in the blanket. Odd, yes, how the things you need always happen to conviniently be within arm's reach? I guess that's the power of fan fiction. And cheesy writing. Anyhoo....
Suddenly a white light shone through the window, which wasn't really that blinding, considering the fact that it was midmorning.
Rin ducked under the blanket with the rest of the group and they began walking to the door.
"All right, people!" Purple yelled. "Now, try to look like a perfectly normal, everyday blanket, that just happens to be walking around! Okay?"
"Okay!" Gazz answered in a high squeak voice. Oh, how annoyingly preppy she is...
-------------
MEANWHILE, UP IN THE AIR IN A HELICOPTER! :-O
Stan the pilot hovered the helicopter over the large, homey little house. It was really boring; he could think of so many other things he'd rather be doing. He sighed and looked out the window, his mind elsewhere.
Suddenly something below caught his attention.
"Hey." he said, shifting a bit in his rubbery seat.
"What?" answered Bill, the guy in charge of communicating with the police units.
"Lookit that there." Stan replied, motioning to the ground.
Bill glanced down."Wow. Look at the weaving of that blanket."
Stan shook his head. "S'not a blanket. S'a couch spread."
Bill glared at his partner and spoke into his walkie-talkie thing. "Bill to Bob, Bill to Bob... Come in, Bob..."
"Bob here, what'd'you need?"
"Nuthin'. Just wanted to tell ya, I see a blanket."
"Duuude..."
"Yeaaah."
"What color?"
"Bluueee..."
Stan glanced at his partner. "Did you two smoke pot before comin' up here?"
Bill stared at him blankly, then spoke into the walkie-talkie again. "Well, I g2g. We still have to get the Membrane's brats, I'll call in again as soon as we see activity from the alleged kidnappers."
"Okay. Bob, over and out!"
"Word."
Bill turned off the walkie-talkie and sighed. He leaned against the window, and stared at the house. 'When on earth are they planning to come out of there, or signal, or something?' he thought to himself sourly.
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"OW!"
"Shut up, Irken Scum!"
"You stepped on my foot... my superior fooott!!"
"Sssshhhh!"
The group walked on in silence, unaware of the squad of police cars right around the corner, awaiting signal from Bill to attack. Luckily, Rin led the group in the opposite direction, away from the cars. Yes, as you may have noticed, humans aren't too smart in this dimension either. Dibb and Gazz had been duct taped so as to not make any noise, and they weren't really putting up much of a fight, seeing as they where just too scared to. I mean, come on! They're little kids! Okay. Moving on...
Rin peered through the slit. "Come on... we'll steal that car right there... ow!! What was that for?"
"You know, Rin, you should be more ashamed of yourself than usual. How bluntly you put it, 'We'll steal that car! Yay! Fun!'"
"Oh, shut up, Zimm."
"I wasn't talking!"
"She was talking to me, Irken Scum!"
"Oh, stop with the scum thing, please. It's pathetic..."
"Here! We strike here!"
Rin stopped the group, and threw off the blanket.
Then several things happened, all at once.
The first and most obvious thing is that now everyone could see. (Ooh. Wow.)
The odd assortment of people looked around, taking some time for their eyes to accustom to the light. Oh the blinding light...
Of course, seeing as they could see the helicopter, the helicopter could see them.
Bill sat up in his seat and stared at them. "Ooooh. They look like lil' green ants!"
He picked up the walkie-talkie and yelled into it. "The Membrane children are being abducted by big green ants!!" he screamed. "Attack! Attack! Take no prisoners!!"
Zim's antenna twitched as the police cars began sounding off the sirens and screeching towards them. He gritted his teeth and broke the windows of the car with his spider leg attachments. Everyone else jumped inside it in a rather frenzied way, and most of them winded up in a heap in the back seat. Rin, Zim and Dib had ended up in the front of a neatly upholstered car with a bobbly headed alien on the dashboard.
Dib, who had ended up squished underneath Zim, wriggled in his seat and choked out, "Zim... make... more... ROOM... can't... BREEEEAAATHE...."
"Silence, Dib!!" Zim screeched. "I control the car!! Ha hah ahahah ha ah!! MUAHA HA H AH AH HA H AH AHAAA!!!"
Rin squeaked in complaint as Zim smooshed her away from the steering wheel and inserted a very thing wire that seemed to have come from his PAK into the key. He fumbled with it a bit, and the car suddenly sprang to life.
Zim pushed Rin away from the driver's seat and cackled loudly as the car began speeding forward, and the sirens sounded behind them.
Rin smiled happily and giggled in a rather psychotic was as the car sped forward, and Dibb and Gazz could only sit in the back seat, smooshed under Purple's bulk as the car sped away from their father and their salvation.
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Yes! My muse thingy is back! And it's all thanks to my Invader Zim DVD. It's a long story... anyhoo... yeah, I shall add another character next chapter. ;)
Okay. Review or I die!!! O.O