Right then. Hi, I'm back! :)

Yes, I updated. AMAZING, NO!? NO!?!? Yessss...

Sorry for leaving my fics for so long. The vacation... took me out of the habit of writing. I'm trying to get back in it, but school's been interfering. That and I'm lazy. Nevertheless, I shall try my best to update my fics. I have ideas for new fics, and if I ever want to start those, I have to finish these. YEP.

Disclaimer: I own it. All of it. And I'm also Hilary Duff. My father is Brittney Spears. I'm Gloria Trevi's mother. HAR HAR HAR. I hope you all sensed my sarcasm there.

No, I own nothing. DON'T SUE MEEEE... ;-;

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"Why is everyone all quiet?"

"I dunno."

"Maybe they... died."

"Maybe their brains imploded."

"They probably can't hear us... heh heh... Zimm, you bastard, you suck."

Zimm growled, turning to glare at Purple.

"I think he heard you." Rin said, amused as she leaned back against the seat.

"No, really?" Purple asked, scowling before turning to smile at the Rebel Leader. "Oh, come on. I didn't mean it THAT way. See, I grew up in the higher class... and, um... to us tall people, being a bastard is great!" he explained sheepishly.

Rei sighed. Dib sighed. Gaz was hitting her head against the window. It was quiet and awkward for some reason I find myself unable to explain... either that, or I'm just making lame excuses now. But let's go with the first one.

At this time it came to pass that Zim became aware of Gazz's eerie attention. Her eyes remained locked onto him, glassy and wide, and a bit of drool was beginning to leak from the corner of her mouth. Zim looked unnerved.

"What?" he asked bluntly, staring at Gazz, frowning. The girl responded with a tiny giggle, and the blush that rose to her cheeks was seen through the hologram.

"What?" Zim asked again. "What is it? Why is it staring at me?" he demanded, looking around at everyone else. "It-it... it's DROOLING." he added, scooting away. "Disgusting moth!" he spat, opening the window a bit, letting air in.

Dib snickered. Of course, to him it was obvious and disturbing what was up with the girl.

It was times like these when he deeply appreciated his sister for who she was.

Speaking of Gaz, at the moment she had ceased her head banging to glare at Gazz, who was still staring at Zim, who was beginning to suspect some treachery behind Gazz's stare.

"Stop looking at me!" he crowed, pointing at her. "My-my brains! She's after my thoughts!" he exclaimed suddenly, reaching back into his hologram and digging out some tin foil from his PAK. He molded it into a hat and set it on his head, just like he'd seen some humans do.

Gazz giggled. "Oh, you're so silly!" she cooed, scooting closer to Zim, but not getting very far before her brother pulled her back, glaring.

"Well, this sure is interesting." Rin said, raising a brow.

"Right." Purple intoned, bored as he leaned forward, peering over the seat at the road ahead. He sighed. And then he sighed again. And again. And ag-

"Stop it." Rei said curtly, covering his mouth in mid-sigh.

"You shouldn't be driving with only one hand on the wheel!" Purple responded indignantly, pushing her hand away. "What are you, suicidal? Oh wait... WAIT... 24/7!!" he yelled, throwing himself forward into the front seat, on Rei's lap.

"AAAAAAH! What are you doing!?" she demanded, squirming, trying to get him off her. Rin was in hysterics, laughing inthe back seat. Gazz was screaming; she paused to throw herself at Zim, hugging him. "SAVE ME, HONEY!!" she shrieked. Zim started screaming too, in disgust. Dibb started screaming 'cause he's a wuss. Dib started screaming because he had good reason to. Everyone was screaming, except for Zimm and Gaz, as Purple drove the car dangerously into the parking lot, screeching to a stop in front of the store.

"FREEZIEEEE!" he crowed, leaping out the window and running into the store.

Zim threw Gazz to the other side of the car seat, still yelling incoherently, though random words could be made out, such as "germs", "slave bond", and "chicken". Gazz landed on the seat, looking up, pouting.

"Welll, as long as we're here, let's get some... stuff." Rin said, having recovered from her laughter.

Rei beat her fists against the steering wheel in frustration. "That! That little! Gaah! GRRR! He-he just-! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM." she yelled.

"Calm down, Adirek. Really, we should stretch our legs." Zimm said, opening the car door and hopping outside. Rei took a few calming breaths before nodding and following him. And so it happened that everyone excited the vehicle in an orderly fashion, dave for Dibb who had to be dragged out, screaming and complaining. Zim ran into the store, wanting to get away from Gazz, who in turn followed him. Gaz needed some new batteries, and Dib followed her just because he disliked the idea of being left alone in the car.

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"That'll be 5.95, please."

"Sure." said the young red headed girl, handing the man a ten dollar bill, and receiving her change.

The young girl... or teenager, to be precise, was clad in black boots that reached up to her knee, a plaid green and black skirt, and a black tank top, covered in fishnets. Her red hair was put up in two pig-tails that reached down her back, stopping at her waist.

Standing next to her was another teenaged girl, with black hair, and a look of impatience on her face. She was dressed in an all black outfit; black pants, black shirt, black shoes, and her hair hung down plainly, framing her pale face.

"Hurry up, will you?" she snapped.

"Okay, okay..." the redhead said, turning to face her friend. "Let's go then. Um... Kristin... what's wrong?" she asked upon seeing her friend's expression change into one of disbeleif.

"...Sara." she whispered.

"What?" she asked, raising a brow.

"...Jesus loves us."

"Um... that's... nice." she said, looking creeped out. "Come on." she added, grabbing her friend's arm and pulling her towards the door. However, as soon as her eyes fell on what Kristin had been looking at, she froze, jaw dropping in the same expression Kristin sported on her face.

"Jesus loves us." she said simply, staring.

"He... he looks... like..."

"I know... I know..." Sara squealed, smiling goofily. "GOD... it's... HIM." she said, looking as if about to faint.

"...Jhonen Vasquez." they whispered together, watching as 'Jhonen' walked into the store.

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Eh hee hee hee heee! xD

Meet the Fangirls, Sara and Kristin. They love Jhonen. Dib looks like Jhonen. Confusion for all. Ooh, I love updating. Hopefully my writing isn't horrid due to lack of practice. Please, review. n.n'

....My god... -stares at the preview- ...I suck. D: