McGonagall becommmmmes. a ninja!
By Red
Professor McGonagall walked slowly into class studying the vacant expressions among the faces of her idiotic Gryffindor students. "Today class," she announced as she reached the front of the room, "I will teach you something worth value and importance."
"Finally," Ron murmured.
Ignoring this, McGonagall began again with a glint in her eye, "I will teach you to transform intooo," her voice heightened, "a ninja."
The class stared dumbfounded as if she had just announced that little billywigs had infested in her brain, which would be a great explanation on why she was acting so loony.
"Yes, class, a ninja. Let me demonstrate," she proceeded behind her desk and her eyes darted around suspiciously. Suddenly, she bolted under the desk.
The class looked around at each other, all wondering why a seventy- year old transfiguration teacher had just went under her desk and was going on about ninjas. Next a pair of hands lifted a muggle-music-device-thingy on the desk which started playing "Everybody was kung fu fighting." McGonagall jumped on her desk now decked in a ninja costume and was breaking dancing to the appropriate music.
Hermione rolled her eyes, "You can so tell she just changed into that costume."
"Everybody was kung fu fightiii-ing!"
"Um, 'scuse me, Professor." Harry raised his hand timidly.
"Those kicks were fast as lightniiii-ing!"
"Professor!"
McGonagall turned off the stereo and stopped singing, "What Harry?"
"How does this have any relevance to, uh. anything?"
"Well Harry, I shall answer your question with a simple kung-fwa move I learned at the judo-monka-cho-cho karat-ah academy." McGonagall flipped off her desk and kicked Harry in the gut.
"Dude!" Ron shouted, "That was so cool!"
McGonagall ka-ra-tah chopped Ron and rolled to Hermione's side of the table and then kara-tayed her nose.
"What was that for?" Hermione cried, "I didn't say anything."
"Ah, ninja know everything," McGonagall said in a fake oriental accent, "And you have very, very big teeth."
Forming her hands in the shape of a gun and posing in ninja-type stance, she declared, "Now if you excuse me class, I have a world to save." And she flipped out of the room humming the Mission Impossible theme song.
Ron coughed, clutching his stomach, and looked up at the door, "That was bloody brilliant."
By Red
Professor McGonagall walked slowly into class studying the vacant expressions among the faces of her idiotic Gryffindor students. "Today class," she announced as she reached the front of the room, "I will teach you something worth value and importance."
"Finally," Ron murmured.
Ignoring this, McGonagall began again with a glint in her eye, "I will teach you to transform intooo," her voice heightened, "a ninja."
The class stared dumbfounded as if she had just announced that little billywigs had infested in her brain, which would be a great explanation on why she was acting so loony.
"Yes, class, a ninja. Let me demonstrate," she proceeded behind her desk and her eyes darted around suspiciously. Suddenly, she bolted under the desk.
The class looked around at each other, all wondering why a seventy- year old transfiguration teacher had just went under her desk and was going on about ninjas. Next a pair of hands lifted a muggle-music-device-thingy on the desk which started playing "Everybody was kung fu fighting." McGonagall jumped on her desk now decked in a ninja costume and was breaking dancing to the appropriate music.
Hermione rolled her eyes, "You can so tell she just changed into that costume."
"Everybody was kung fu fightiii-ing!"
"Um, 'scuse me, Professor." Harry raised his hand timidly.
"Those kicks were fast as lightniiii-ing!"
"Professor!"
McGonagall turned off the stereo and stopped singing, "What Harry?"
"How does this have any relevance to, uh. anything?"
"Well Harry, I shall answer your question with a simple kung-fwa move I learned at the judo-monka-cho-cho karat-ah academy." McGonagall flipped off her desk and kicked Harry in the gut.
"Dude!" Ron shouted, "That was so cool!"
McGonagall ka-ra-tah chopped Ron and rolled to Hermione's side of the table and then kara-tayed her nose.
"What was that for?" Hermione cried, "I didn't say anything."
"Ah, ninja know everything," McGonagall said in a fake oriental accent, "And you have very, very big teeth."
Forming her hands in the shape of a gun and posing in ninja-type stance, she declared, "Now if you excuse me class, I have a world to save." And she flipped out of the room humming the Mission Impossible theme song.
Ron coughed, clutching his stomach, and looked up at the door, "That was bloody brilliant."