Roses are red, violets are blue - me no own, so you no sue.
At The Camp Green Lake Internet Cafe
Squid is in the cafe, using one of the PCs and chewing his fingernails. ZigZag is using another PC on the other side of the room. The rest of the D-Boys are outside. Squid's mouth falls open.
Squid: Hey, Zig, get over here!!
Ziggy: What?
Squid: Take a look at this.
They are looking at this very website, this very fandom!!
Ziggy: Fan.... fiction?? Stories about.... us??
Squid: Seems so.
Ziggy: Weeird............ He leans over Squid's shoulder, peering at the screen.
Squid: Do you mind?? There are nine other PCs in here which aren't being used, go look at some yourself.
ZigZag shrugs and takes the PC next to Squid.
Squid: Zig............ c'mere!!
Ziggy: You just told me............ he sees the look on Squid's face What?
He leans over and reads the line Squid is pointing at. It says, 'and then their lips met in a perfect kiss'.
Ziggy: What? Who kissed?
Squid: Us!!
Ziggy: What?? Gross!!
Squid: Look, there's loads more on this site. The site is Holes SlashFiction Archive.
The rest of the D-Boys enter.
Armpit: What's all the yellin' for dawg??
Squid and Ziggy are both staring open mouthed at all the fanfics onscreen. The rest of the D-Boys do their best to get a look at what has shocked them so.
Caveman: Right, I'm looking at that website right now!! He sits down at a computer.
X-Ray: Click on that one!! He points at a Armpit/X-Ray fic.
Squid: No!! I don't wanna see that!!
The rest of them have found their ways to a computer and are looking at the fics.
Magnet: They know all this would never happen, right??
Ziggy: I don't know, some of it could............. come take a look!!
Squid: Why is there so much about you and me, Zig?
Ziggy shrugs. The rest of the boys are making disgusted noises.
Armpit: Caveman, what are you looking at??
Caveman: Uhm............ I............ need to use the bathroom. Yeah. The bathroom. Back in a minute.
He shuffles out of the room doing his best to cover a certain area.
Magnet: What in blue hell was he looking at that made him............?
Armpit: He is looking at what Caveman was looking at. Man, you don't wanna know. You REALLY don't wanna know.
Magnet: Did someone pair him with some gorgeous blonde??
Armpit: No dawg it's only about us. No girls here.
Magnet: That sucks.
Squid is back looking at the fanfics on here.
Squid: Man, why do these crazy people keep pairing me off with girls??
Ziggy: Coz you're hot, right. Puts on a girly voice. Ooh Alan, you're so sexy!!
Squid: Shut the fuck up before I.....
Caveman is back.
Zero: Tapping his screen. Now you see Stanley, I would never do that to you....
Caveman wanders over to what Zero is looking at. It is the same fic which caused him to, uh, leave the room in such a hurry.
Caveman: No but I might just do THAT. He taps the screen.
Zero: You already did, remember............
Caveman clamps his hand over Zero's mouth.
Caveman: Shuddup!!
Zero: And then I did THAT!! Points to screen.
Caveman: Just.... just.... just....
Magnet: Now this kinda thing, Ziggy, makes me look at you differently.
Ziggy: Yeah, me too. Maybe we should try..... that!! He stabs his finger at the screen.
Magnet: Maybe.
They embrace warmly and kiss - with tongues.
X-Ray: Urgh, get a room, guys.
Armpit: This makes me look at everyone differently. Including you, X............
X-Ray: Get away from me.
...TBC...
Hope you found funny.