Roses are red, violets are blue - me no own, so you no sue!!
Must apologize for leading everyone into thinking there was a Holes Slashfiction Archive. There isn't. Well, not that I know of. Sorry.
At The Camp Green Lake Internet Cafe
Chapter Two
The D-Boyz are still gaping at the computers. Magnet and Ziggy are standing in the middle of the room, holding eachother.
X-Ray: Hmm. Mr Sir and myself. I can't say I'm happy about that pairing. Who writes this pervy junk??
Squid: It's funny!!
X-Ray: No, it's NOT.
Caveman: It's hott....
X-Ray shudders.
Zero: He's right you know..... He places his hand on Caveman's knee.
Caveman: Remember this.... He places his hand on Zero's knee.
Zero: That was –
X-Ray: Okay, a little more than we need to know here, guys.
Magnet: Hey, I'm interested!!
Squid: Look!! These mad people have made CGL co-ed!!
Mr Sir's voice floating in through the door: We don't allow gel at Camp Green Lake.
Squid: Haha, in these ones we all get girls!!
Magnet, Ziggy, Caveman, Zero: GIRLS?!?!?!?! They are quite, quite disgusted.
Armpit: Girls, hmmmm.
Caveman: Girls UUUUGGGGHHHH!!!
Armpit: In a girly voice. Ooh Stanley, come fuck me Stanley.
Caveman: Shut the hell up, man.
Squid: Look, I get to have sex with all these different girls. Oh man, this is so cool. Hey in this one I get to marry a chick!!
Armpit: Aw man how come I never get the girl??
X-Ray: I never get the girl neither.
Armpit: Maybe that's cos they think you're a man's man!!
X-Ray: Shuddup, man.
Caveman, Zero, Ziggy and Magnet are still looking at the slash.
Ziggy: Oh my gawd, D-Tent gangbang!!
X-Ray: WHAT?!?!?! We should sue these crazy women!! What is it with them and making us all fuck eachother.
Magnet: Maybe it makes them hott.
Armpit is dancing around the room, very hyper.
X-Ray: What the hell is wrong with you, man??
Caveman: He's hyper.
Zero: Sometimes it does that to you.
X-Ray clicks on a box. The computer demands that he be over eighteen to continue reading. He clicks cancel.
Caveman: Ooh, shower fics!!
Magnet: Us in the SHOWER??
Armpit: Ha. It would seem that most of these girls have got it bad for li'l ol' Zero.
Caveman puts an arm protectively round Zero's shoulders.
Caveman: They do know he's mine, don't they??
Armpit: Some do. Come look at this!! Hey X, sure you don't wanna try any of this??
X-Ray: Shut the fuck up before I come over there and smack you.
Armpit: Oh come on, it could be fun.
X-Ray: That's it!! He jokily marches over and wrestles Armpit to the ground.
Everyone is looking at them in a tangled mess on the floor.
Everyone: Get a room!!
Hope you found second chapter funny.