Here's the second part of the Yu-Gi-Oh soccer game!

Mr. Glovey says that animedeprived does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, and also, don't stick your tongue into a revolving door. Pain could ensue.

"I'm back, everyone, and we're ready to start the game. Here comes our referee, Ishizu!" Ishizu places the ball in the center of the field, between Yami and Yami Bakura, then runs for the sidelines and blows her whistle.

"And they're off!" Tea yells. "Yami has possession of the ball and is running down the field toward the Soon to be Tea's Best Friends's goal."

Yami passes the ball to Mai, who is still on her scooter and still puttering along at one and a half miles an hour.

At the other end of the field, Pegasus points to Mai and says, "Duke, my boy, run down there and fetch the ball for me."

"Yes, Mr. Pegasus. Anything you say, Mr. Pegasus." Duke runs down the field, circles Mai, picks the ball up in both hands and carries it back to Pegasus.

"Terrific. Now, be a good boy and make a goal."

"Yes, Mr. Pegasus. Anything you say, Mr. Pegasus." Duke runs to the goal, still carrying the ball, and punts it.

Grandpa, the goalie, dashes across the goal, leaps into the air, and executes a perfect block...with his face. He shakes it off, grabs the ball, and kicks it back down the field to Mokuba.

"Come on, big brother." Mokuba says, passing the ball to Seto. "Kick it!"

"I will NOT!" Seto yells. "I refuse to participate in an event of such physical exertion. I'm a Duelist, not some stupid jock."

"Party pooper!" Mokuba yells, retaking the ball and sticking his tongue out at his older brother. He kicks the ball toward the other team's goal. When he's in range, Mokuba lifts his leg as far back as he can, ready to make the Ultimate Kick of all Time.

As Mokuba kicks the ball, Yami Bakura dashes in front of him, grabs the ball, and runs off. Mokuba cannot stop himself. The force of his swinging leg lifts him into the air and he lands on his back.

"Hey, ref!" Mokuba yells. "That's cheating! What game are you watching?"

"None." Ishizu says from her table on the sidelines. "I was only paid to put down the ball, blow my whistle, and throw players out, which is what I'll do to you if you don't leave me alone and let me drink my tea!" Ishizu picks her cup back up and continues to ignore the game. Mokuba sighs.

Marik, suffering from severe intoxication and overdose, was nearby, having hallucinations of pink elephants, aliens, and large multicolored spots. He was chasing one of the aliens, who was riding an elephant and covered in polka dots.

"Come back!" Marik yells, running toward the vision.

Mokuba is just getting up when Marik reaches him. Marik, who doesn't see Mokuba, trips over him and plants his face in the dirt. He lay still for a moment, then picks himself up and starts chasing the apparition again, this time heading for Ishizu. Mokuba stares at the foot deep imprint Marik's face has made in the ground.

Marik slams into Ishizu's table, sending her tea flying all ower the field. "Get the elephant!" He screechs.

Ishizu turns beet red and screams, "SECURITY!!!!!"

Ten men in black suits and sunglasses appear by Ishizu.

"Escort him out." Ishizu orders.

"You want we should beat him up?" The head gaurd asks.

"Yes."

The gaurds grab Marik, dragging him off the field and out of the stadium. In a few minutes, Marik's screams are heard as they pound him mercilessly.

...to be continued, again

Well, now we all know not to make Ishizu mad. I wonder who else will get hurt. (Not many, only, oh, just about everyone.) I'll be back later with more of the story.