animedeprived: spinning around in computer chair, hopped up on sugar WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! Someone else do the disclaimer! I'm having too much fun!

Kenshin: Yes, dear. Animedeprived does not own Yu-Gi-Oh, but she does own my heart.

Tea switches on the microphone in the announcer's box. "Can you believe it's the third part of our story already? I didn't get to talk too much last time, so I thought I would take a few minutes and..."

"Oh, no!" Yami yells. "She's going to start another speech! Quick! Someone do something!"

Pegasus snaps his fingers and Duke appears at his side. "Go and take care of this little inconvenience for me. You know what to do."

"Yes, Mr. Pegasus. Anything you say, Mr. Pegasus." Duke is in the announcer's box in an instant. He drags Tea away from the microphone. The players and spectators hear the sounds of a struggle, and Tea screaming, "No, don't! You're supposed to be my frmmph!" as Duke gags her, then ties her hands and feet together. As an afterthought, he handcuffs her to the door.

"Will that be all, Mr. Pegasus?" Duke asks over the loudspeaker, yelling to be heard over the cheers of nearly 10,000 adoring fans.

"Yes, Duke. You may come down now."

"Where has the ball gone to?" Mako asks, kicking his turtle to get it going again.

"Umm, I have no clue." Yami Bakura says, trying to cover up the obvious bulge underneath his shirt and slowly sidling toward the goal.

"We have to find it." Rex exclaims. "This game'll be a dino disappointment if there's no ball to play with."

"Shut up, Raptor." Mai shouts. "Come on, everyone. Let's go find that ball. It has to be here somewhere."

"Stop tryin' t'boss us around." Joey yells, trying to lift Mako's turtle so he can look underneath.

Yami Bakura reaches the goal unnoticed because everyone is searching for the soccer ball that he so cleverly shoved under his shirt when no one was watching. Quickly, he pulls the ball out and throws it toward the goal.

Everything is suddenly moving in slow motion. Grandpa, at the other end of the field, sees the ball, and shouts, "NOOOOOOO!" He runs (slowly) toward the goal, arms outstreched.

...and running (slowly)

...still running (slowly)

...almost there. keep running (slowly)

...hold on

...wait

...and

now

...no...

now

...wait

wait for it

wait for it...

Grandpa reaches the other side of the field, somehow miraculously beating the ball (hey, it's my story). He leaps in front of it, gets hit in the stomach and falls, landing akwardly. Something cracks.

"Ooooohhh." Grandpa moans, clutching his side. "My hip! I broke my hip!"

Ishizu, not even glancing up from her magazine, blows her whistle and says, without much feeling, "Medic."

"Hup, hup, hup, hup." A pair of medics run onto the field, carrying a strecher. They load Grandpa on and leave the way they came, saying, "Hup, hup, hup, hup."

Seto begins to laugh. "I knew the old man would bite the dust one day soon. I'm only sorry I didn't do it."

"Shut up, Kaiba!" Yami, Joey, and Tristan shout.

"Why don't the three of you try to make me?"

"BOYS!" Mai yells. "You can settle your argument after the game. Right now, we need a new goalie."

"Mako, why don't you take over?" Mokuba asks.

"Of course." Mako spurs his turtle toward the goal.

Tristan yawns. "I think it's time for a twenty minute break. It will take that long for Mako to get to the goal."

Duke brings Pegasus a chair. Seto pulls a mini-laptop from his pants pocket, unfolds it, and begins to work. His evil side waddles off in search of a concession stand. Yami Yugi starts chasing Yami Bakura because Bakura has tried to take his Millenium Puzzle again. Panik pulls out a lighter and spends the time trying to get it to light. Everyone else (Rex, Weevil, Joey, and Tristan) heads up to the announcer's box to harass Tea while she's tied up.

...to be continued (still)

That's the end of part three. Hopefully, I can cram the rest of this story into two or three more parts because I'm getting tired of writing it. See you next time.