animedeprived: Yay! Part three! Let's see who gets the honor of doing the disclaimer this time! sticks hand into top hat and pulls out a rabbit O.O That wasn't supposed to happen. Oh, well. Do the disclaimer, Mr. Bunny Fluffy Face!

Rabbit: stares at camera, then bits animedeprived and dives back into the hat

animedeprived: Oh, #! First of all, that translates as "Animedeprived does not own Yu-Gi-Oh or, apparently, Mr. Bunny Fluffy Face. Second, I really hope that thing wasn't rabid. looks into hat. I don't think I'll ever be able to find it and know for sure. Third, if it was, I can always give my rabies to the girl who's stalking me so she'll leave my Kenshin alone.

"All right, everyone!" Ishizu yells. "It's been twenty minutes. Let's get going! It's Yami's team's ball."

Yami takes the ball from Ishizu and starts down the field. Yami Bakura, Rex, Duke, and Kaiba's evil side chase him. Bakura and Duke reach him first. Before they grab him, Yami throws the ball down to where Joey and Tristan are standing, yelling, "Catch!"

Duke and Bakura, now joined by Rex, tackle Yami, holding him down until Kaiba's evil side can drag his fat butt over. When he gets there, the other three let go and Tubby plops down on Yami's back.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Yami screams as several very loud cracking noises are heard. "Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!! Get off!!!"

Kaiba's evil side cackles. "I don't think so. It's payback time for banishing me to the Shadow Realm."

"I've got it, I've got it!" Joey yells as the ball speeds toward him.

"No, I'VE got it!" Tristan says, shoving Joey out of the way and catching the ball. He holds it high. "And another perfect play executed by Tristan Taylor!"

"I'll give you an execution!" Joey yells, jumping up and landing on Tristan's back. "I HAD that ball, you dummy! It's mine! Gimme!"

"I don't see your name on it!" Tristan lets the ball drop and begins punching Joey, who clocks him right back. Soon, they're rolling around in a cloud of dust, shouting insults.

Mai hurries (ha, ha) up the field on her scooter and snatches the ball up. Twenty feet from the goal, her scooter begin to sputter and shake violently.

"Put, put, puu....." With one last heave, Mai's scooter bites the dust.

"Darn it!" Mai yells, throwing the ball away and checking her transportation. "I knew I should have filled it up before I came! Stupid piece of junk!" Mai gets off and kicks one of the tires.

Mokuba grabs the soccer ball and runs for the goal, dodging Weevil, the goalie, and throwing it in.

"NOOOOOO!!!" Weevil yells. "Come to me, my minions!"

"ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" The sky goes dark as hundreds of thousands of insects come flying to Weevil. The bugs fly in front of the soccer ball, forming a large baseball glove. The ball is caught by the gigantic buzzing glove and flung back down the field.

"Yes!" Weevil cries as the insects land on him and proceed to crawl all over him.

All of the players and the spectators have stopped everything and are staring open-mouthed at Wevil. As the insects crawl through his hair and in his ears, the entire stadium shudders simultaneously, even Tea, whose power of friendship enables her to sense the feelings of people around her. (AAAAHHHHHH!!!!)

During this distraction, Yami somehow manages to use Kaiba's evil side's weight against him and throws the tub of lard off his back.

"Woo hoo!" Yami yells, running off.

In the silence, we can hear screams coming from outside the stadium. It seems that Ishizu's security gaurds are still beating the everloving crap out of Marik. Man, I'm lovin' this story.

"All right people!" Ishizu yells, breaking the quiet. "Let's keep this game going! I want to be home by three! And someone get that scooter of the field!"

"Nooooooo!" Mai screams, throwing herself across her scooter as a mini tow truck comes after it. "You can't take my scooter! It's MY scooter!!"

The repairman, with a little help from Rex, manages to peel Mai off, hook up her scooter, and tow it off the field.

"NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Mai screams, trying to reach her scooter. Rex is holding her back and enjoying himself SO much. When Mai realizes who is touching her, she punches Rex. Then Mai sees his lizard.

"Oh, Reex." Mai says sweetly. "Can I borrow your lizard for a teeny, tiny, itty, bitty bit?"

"No!" Rex shouts.

"Puhleez?" Mai pouts, using all her tricks. She makes puppy dog eyes at him and her bottom lip trembles.

"NO!" Rex repeats, shielding his lizard from Mai's view.

"Come on, Rex. I won't hurt him!"

...to be continued

I think we had better leave those two to settle their differences as only they can. I also think that you know who will come out on top. You'll find out for sure in the next and final part of the Yu-Gi-Oh soccer game!