Author's Note: After listening to 'Ugly Girl' by Weird Al, I kind of got the idea to do this fic…enjoy!
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Smelly Girl
By Charles Xavier
(Parody of 'Barbie Girl' by Aqua)
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"Hi, Maleficent!"
"Hi, Ansem!"
"Want to come and help take over the world?"
"Sure, Ansem!"
"Well, forget it! MWA! HA! HA! HA! HA!"
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I'm a smelly girl,
My breath makes you hurl.
I'm a freako,
I've got B.O.!
My odor's everywhere,
I give boys quite a scare.
I'm an abomination
To all mankind's creation.
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You're so smelly,
You disgust me!
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I'm a smelly girl,
My breath makes you hurl.
I'm a freako,
I've got B.O.!
My odor's everywhere,
I give boys quite a scare.
I'm an abomination
To all mankind's creation.
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I'm a poor friendless girl,
All alone in the world.
My bum's so large and fat,
It's plain stinky.
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You're a doll. Wed a troll.
Were you hit by a train?
Don't go near me 'cause
You're rather kinky.
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Don't get touched!
I'm afraid!
'Cause guys say,
I'm just a whore!
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OO-OOH!
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I'm a smelly girl,
My breath makes you hurl.
I'm a freako,
I've got B.O.!
My odor's everywhere,
I give boys quite a scare.
I'm an abomination
To all mankind's creation.
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You're so smelly,
You disgust me!
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Boo! Hoo! Hoo! Yeah!
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You're so smelly,
You disgust me!
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OO-OOOO! OO-OOOO!
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You're so smelly,
You disgust me!
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Boo! Hoo! Hoo! Yeah!
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You're so smelly,
You disgust me!
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OO-OOOO! OO-OOOO!
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"Come on, let's rule the world together!"
"Hell, no! Because you're so damn smelly…DIE!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!! SCREW YOU, ANSEM!!!!!!"
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Fin