Day One

Am quite bored. Nothing to do other than try to figure out which me is which me.

Day Two

Have been amusing self by crank calling Taun We and calling him a giant Q-Tip. Wow, I'm clever!

Day Three

Why does Dad keep insisting on calling me Mini-Me. My name is Boba and I'm a person. Oh wait... now I get it.

Day Four

Wanted to chat on NaboOnline, but no! Dad's stupid potential new girlfriend kept tying it up trying to bid on some stupid chair. It would be smarter to just go to Wal-Mart and buy one, but no one listens to me or any of the other me's. Am getting close to having had it.

Day Five

Dad promised to take me to Wookie Smackdown and ice cream if I wear a T-shirt that says Mini-Me on it. Dad has some serious mental issues if you ask me.

Day Six

Stupid potential new girlfriend of Dad tattled on me for the whole Taun We/Q-Tip thing. Have had it. Will swear revenge.

Day Seven

Saw Wookie Smackdown. It was great except this gumball machine ate like six of my quarters.

Day Eight

Dad accidentally killed potential new girlfriend today instead some Jedi upstart. Wonder if it had anything to do with me repeatedly dropping the sights off the roof all afternoon? Oh well.

Day Nine

Am quite miffed today. Came to room to find all my drawers filled with Q-Tips. I know it was Taun We. Will kick his ass later.

Day Ten

Dad acting very strangely today. Brought in three of the grown up clones and made them try on clothes and kept saying, 'Damn, look at all the sexy me's!' then he spent three hours fussing with his hair muttered something about snuggles. Yes, my dad has some very serious mental issues.

Day Eleven

Dad's new potential boyfriend is apparently a very tempermental, unkempt, little, Pretty Boy stalker type. He thinks he's such hot poodoo because he grows face hair. Maybe he would be if he would comb the cereal out of his beard. I could see it from the ship.

Day Twelve

Am now on a really stupid planet of bug people. Am even more bored than I was on Kamino. At least there I could play on my boogy board.

Day Thirteen

Was visited during the night by aged hippie type ghost. He encouranged me to steal the disgruntled former Jedi with the stupid name's donuts and hide them in Gunray's room. If I did it, he promised me I could keep one and would be very entertained in the morning. Was bored and hungry anyway, so agreed.

Day Fourteen

Hippie ghost kicks ass. Count Dorku... I mean Dooku Force-Wedgied the stupid lizard man from a chandelier.

Day Fifteen

Am going to watch Pretty Boy Stalker, Pretty Boy Junior, and Pretty Junior's girlfriend get eaten by big monster things. Dad sold tickets so new older boyfriend guy could get some dental work done. I get the whole kill the Jedi thing, but I don't understand why kill the senator. If I liked girls yet, I'd say she was so cute.

Day Sixteen

Bad day today. Started off good. Was amused to see a little green booger man go postal over apparent donut theft. No one takes the little green booger man's donuts, methinks. But then Stupid Jedi Who Can't Get Laid killed my dad. Then to make it all worse, a gumball machine ran over my foot. Will once again swear revenge.

Day Seventeen

Have decided to put off revenge until am tall enough to see over the dashboard to smite my enemies.