A/N: hey, so yeah, quite a shocker that she's supposed to marry the Governor... yes EW EW EW EW!!!! You'll just have to see what happens next.

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"Governor Swann? Your father wants you to marry that ol' bugga?" Jack was in shock, but then again when he thought about the things his parents had wanted out of him it didn't seem too strange.

"Well," she answered, "My father says how wealthy he is, how much prestige it would bring to our family. I don't understand we have money and power in Spain."

"Sometimes home isn't enough for people."

"I was enough for me..." Sofia tried to hold back her tears. She loved her father AND she DEFINITELY did not want to cry in front of Jack but why would her father want this for her?

"Now now love, don' be sad..." he really didn't know what to say to her, "Well, I won't have you married and I won't have you a nun!" he smiled widely. "But we do have a problem."

"What?"

"Well he goes by Commodore Norrington... quite an irritating man. The good Brits in Port Royal'll know you were taken by pirates and no doubt the dear Commodore will jump at the chance to impress the governor by rescuing his bride to be. He's still in love with the governor's daughter so if in case they do come after me you'll 'ave to be hidden."

Sofia truly didn't know where she would hide or why they would make such a fuss over her being captured, after all her father had other daughters to send of to the Carribean... but maybe it was just that she was doing some wishful thinking.

"Where, Jack?"

Jack simply pointed at the wall.

"With the RUM?!?" she asked, "How am I supposed to fit in there?"

"You'll fit, yes with the rum. It's bigger than you think, and you won't be wearin' one of these giant dresses you like so much." Jack answered picking at her very posh red dress.

"Oh? And what would you have me wearing? More of your own clothing?"

"That, yes, or you'll be naked."

SLAP

"Oy!" Jack yelped rubbing his cheek. "OR you could just smack the bejesus out of Norry, that's be great too."

"Jack, when you hide me I will be fully clothed because if I am found it will look very terrible on your behalf to have the Governor's betrothed naked in your Rum closet."

"True."

"You know what always shocks me love?"

"What Jack?"

"You speak English so well..."

"The result of 8 years of lessons with the most attractive teacher I'd ever seen."

"Not including my self, of course."

"What have you taught me?"

"I taught ye how to yell my name just right!"

SLAP

"You really need to stop that!"

"Oh, but I think you like it!"

"that's not the point." Jack answered trying to sound serious, "I think you like when I do this," as he spoke he began slipping a hand under her dress, up her skirt then to rub her thigh. "but I don't do it every second because if I did it would lose it's effect."

The door swung open,

"I'm very sorry Cap'n – Jesus, Mary, and Joseph can't you keep yer hands off each other fer 5 minutes?!"

"See what I mean," Jack commented "What is it Gibbs?"

"Naval Ship off the starboard side flaggin' us down, we need ye up on deck!"

"Stay here Sofia! And please, don't do anything... stupid."

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A/N: REVIEW! I wanna know wut u guys think of it so far.