---I want you to bare my children
Much thanks to everyone who reviewed, and everyone who was not scared away by my first comment.
More thanks to Windy-chan, love you lots!
Reviews:
Sekken, Asho, Freak09, Badger Badger Badger dot com, and BlueEyesGirl: Behold! I give you more!
MaxMouse: Sequel eh?
Neotokyo9: Don't you worry, he's save... for now
Windy Bakura: Only one? That's a lot less then would be if it wasn't for you (A LOT). I told you this was better... but you never believe me.
Rain: Mai is in this... she just doesn't say much in the first couple chapters. But she does play a semi important role. As for Survivor romances, sorry the only couple I have in this is Marik and Bakura.
Red Rose Yuki: Oh you haven't even begun to see evilness. Hehehe
Phoenix II: The Puzzle went with Jeff on the boat in the very beginning. It will have a comeback though.
OceanWaveBabe: Thank you slightly obbessed fan of mine. As for the Whose Line fic that you "Killed". Don't feel bad about it, I took it and all my other script stories down. is after me because of them so they're currently being rewritten, like this one.
Mikari-Star: Return of Lobster Boy just for you Mikari!
Day Four
Joey sighed. It had been a boring day around the Amerex Tribe. He needed some excitement, some action... not to mention some food.
"What do we got to eat around here?"
Duke was sitting by a fire cooking something.
"Rice, rice, and... rice." he told Joey.
"Isn't there anything else?" Joey grumbled. They had eaten nothing but rice since they got on the island.
"There's some peppered rice over there." Ryou said, pointing to a bowl of rice that sat abandoned. Joey went over to inspect it.
"When'd we get pepper?" Duke asked Ryou as the two watched Joey pick up the bowl.
"It's not really pepper," Ryou whispered to Duke, "It's sand, but Joey will believe anything."
The two looked over at Joey again, who was already eating the 'peppered' rice.
"This rice is really grainy."
On the other side of the island, Isis had finally caught up with her brother. Malik had been avoiding her ever since they had returned from tribal council the night before.
"Little brother, I can't believe you voted for me."
"Isis!" Malik said, looking around to make sure there was no one about. "It's embarrassing being stuck on an island with your older sister."
"You haven't begun to see embarrassing." Isis warned, walking off into the woods.
"Where are you going?" Malik asked, watching his sister go "Isis?"
A silence fell over him.
"Isis! Come Back!" Malik yelled, "I'm sorry I voted for you!"
There was still nothing.
"ISIS!"
Somewhere else in the Totama Tribe, Mai was cooking fish over a fire with Atemu and Bakura.
"Sure is nice having Mako in our tribe." She said, turning the fish over.
"Yeah..." Atemu sighed, "Though I'm starting to miss having someone bow down to me."
"Oh give it a rest Pharaoh," Bakura rolled his eyes, "Your ego's bad enough without having that thing around."
Before Atemu had a chance to answer Mako come up with more fish.
"This game is fun!" he said gleefully.
"Of course it is," Bakura smirked, "And remember, the more fish you catch the longer you stay."
"I'm on it!" said Mako, returning to the water.
"Bakura!" Mai and Atemu yelled simultaneously.
"Just helping the tribe." said Bakura smugly, leaning back against a big rock and putting his hands behind his head.
Day Five
Marik sat on the Amerex beach away from everyone else, muttering to himself.
"Stupid game... stupid tribe... stupid hikaris... stupid-" A bottle washed up beside him. "Hey, what's this?"
He picked up the bottle and took the cork out of the top. Inside he found a note. He took it out and read it.
Dear Seto, Aishiteru Bishie-kun! Don't worry, I'll take care of Bluesy, Squeaky, G-kun and your computer while you're gone and I'll even baby-sit Moky but I can't vote you off. Sorry. Love, Mikari.
"Stupid note." muttered Marik, crinkling it up and throwing it in the ocean. He sighed, running out of things to curse, got up and headed back up to the tribe.
"About time to go get mail isn't it?" Malik asked Atemu, who was sitting with him under the shade of the trees.
"I think Isis went to get it." Atemu said as he watched the other tribe mates. "I haven't seen her in a while."
"Ra, I hope she went and got the mail."
"Why?" Atemu asked, looking at the blond curiously.
"No reason." Malik shifted uncomfortably.
"Tree mail!" said Yugi excitedly, returning from the woods.
"Oh joy..." said Marik sarcastically.
"Lighten up Marik," Tea said, "It's not that bad. The power of fri-"
Marik hit Tea in the head with the bottle he found.
"Shut it, you!"
"That wasn't very nice!" said Yugi, trying to defend his friend.
"Just read the mail!" Marik growled, sorry for coming back up to the Tribe.
'Its deck vs. dice,
Who will suffice?
With Immunity at stake,
Hope your tears are not fake.'
"Sounds like it's going to be a grand ole time." said Marik sarcastically again.
"Yeah," Yugi agreed then walked off muttering, "Marik needs to be voted off."
Isis returned to the Totama Tribe late that night.
"Hey all, I'm back."
"Isis!" Malik almost tackled his sister to the ground as he hugged her tightly.
"Where have you been?" asked Mai.
"Oh," Isis grinned, "Around."
Malik looked frightened.
"What did you do?"
Day Six
The tribes were once again gathered for the Immunity challenge.
"Hello again tribes," Jeff greeted them. "How are you enjoying your stay on the Island?"
"Isn't there anything else to eat besides rice?" asked Joey.
"We have-"
"Shhh!" Bakura covered Mako's mouth, "Don't tell them!"
"Tell who what?" Joey rose an eyebrow at Totama.
"Oh, Mako's been catching fish for us." Atemu said casually.
"Baka Pharaoh." mumbled Bakura.
"Isn't that a little unfair?" said Tristan.
"No." snapped Bakura.
"Seto," Jeff said, bringing all the attention to the CEO "You've been awfully quiet these past few days."
"I want off this Island." Seto said, talking for the first time in three days.
"Amen Brotha'!" Marik agreed enthusiastically. Everyone gave him a weird look. He looked around innocently "What?"
"Well, today we'll be having an Immunity/Reward challenge." said Jeff.
"Is that better then normal?" asked Espa.
"Oh yes," Jeff said joyfully, "Want to see what you're playing for?"
"Sure..." said a few Castaways, very unsure. A hand popped out of the bush behind Jeff and handed him a plushie.
"Who is that?" asked Ryou, curiously.
"No one. Here's the prize." Jeff showed them a plushie of a hairless, sphinx cat.
"Mr. Fuzzy!" Malik exclaimed. He tried to run at Jeff but Isis held him back. Everyone else snickered. Malik whined, "Isis!"
"Quiet little brother."
"But Isis!" Malik whined again but his sister covered his mouth.
"Now its time for the game," Jeff said to the other Castaways, "It's for Duke and Atemu. The object of the game is to throw your cards and dice at each other. First one to cry loses."
"What kind of game is-"Atemu started before he was hit in the head with a dice "Ow..."
"HA!" Duke laughed.
"You may have gotten the first hit," Atemu said, taking his deck out, "But I will win."
Atemu threw a card at Duke, knocking his earring out.
"My earring!" Duke broke down and cried. "You are a meanie head!"
All of Amerex shook there heads at their fellow tribe mate.
"I guess Amerex will have to go to Tribal Council," said Jeff, "See you tonight."
That night Amerex assembled at the Tribal Council area, sat on the same benches, with their own torches behind them.
"Hello Amerex!" Jeff grinned at them.
"Hello Jeff," said Tea; everyone looked at her "I'm just trying to be nice."
"Seems that your tribe has been getting along nicely." Jeff pointed out.
"With the exception of Marik." grumbled Yugi.
"And Ryou." Joey added.
"What did I do!?"
"You made me eat sandy rice!"
"I didn't make you do anything." said Ryou mindfully.
"I lost my earring in the sand." Duke sniffed.
"You all complain too much." Marik rolled his eyes at all of them.
"Well now it's time to vote." Jeff smiled. Each member of Amerex got up in turn to walk though the bushes and place their vote. Jeff waited quietly until they were all done. "I'll go tally the votes."
He walked off though the bushes.
"Wrong bush Jeff!" A mysterious voice yelled.
"Oops..." Jeff returned from the bush and went into another one, returning to the Tribal Council area with the Millennium Puzzle Box.
"How many times have you hosted this show?" asked Tristan.
"Being host is tough!" Jeff complained, "Especially when someone doesn't give you clear instructions."
"My instructions are clear." Said the mysterious voice from the bushes "All you have to do is read the votes. Don't make me come out there."
"Please don't." said Jeff looking scared.
"Votes." demanded the voice.
"Ok... Ok..." Jeff pulled out a piece of paper from the Millennium Puzzle Box. "One vote for Tea."
"Why would some one vote for me?"
"Cause they're smart." Marik smirked.
"Another vote for Tea," Jeff said, pulling out more slips of paper "Vote for Joey."
"Awww."
"Vote for Tristan... Tristan... Joey..." Jeff said, pulling out more and more slips of paper. He stopped and stared at one of them. "Jeff!? Who voted for me?"
"Well I didn't want to vote for anyone in my tribe they're all my friends." said Tea.
"Whatever... time for the last vote," said Jeff pulling the last slip of paper "The second person voted off the Island is... Tea."
"No! You can't vote me off!" Tea exclaimed, "The power of friendship will keep me here!!"
"Give it a rest Tea," said Ryou, "No one cares about your friendship."
"But..." Tea tried to think of something to say "But..."
"Tea, you're fired." Jeff said as Tea walked over to him with her torch.
"Wrong line again!" said the voice from the bushes.
"Oh... I'll get it someday." said Jeff.
"Some host you are." The voice in the bushes muttered.
"Tea, the Tribe has spoken." Jeff said though his teeth as he glared at the bush. He extinguished her torch.
"See ya 'friends'." Tea said ungratefully as she left.
"Boy, she's moody." Joey whispered to Tristan, who whispered back.
"Must be PMS."
---My people I love you
You eat poo---
