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Day Ten
Marik had stolen Ryou away into the woods. Or actually Marik had gone into the woods to get away from the 'stupid mortals that infested his tribe' and Ryou had followed, for the same reason he just put it in a nicer way. So now the two were off somewhere in the woods talking.
"You're my lovers' hikari," Marik said as they walked though the trees, "I can trust you right?"
"Of course," Ryou smiled, and then he thought about it, "Wait... why?"
"Well in order for me to last until the merge I need to be part of an alliance. You know," Marik said seriously, "Got to have a strategy."
Ryou blinked at the yami.
"Marik, actually trying to play the game... do my ears deceive me?" Ryou said as if it was the sign of the apocalypse "Is this a dream? Somebody pinch me-"
At that moment he was pinched by Marik.
"Ow." Ryou glared at Marik who looked innocent.
"You said-"
"I know what I said!" Ryou said irritably. "But why do you want to last to the merge exactly?"
"So I can be with Baku-chan!" exclaimed Marik, as if that was the most obvious reason. And considering this is Marik we're talking about, it probably was the most obvious reason. "If I get voted off early, then I'd have to sabotage the whole game and somehow get Bakura voted off."
"Like we wouldn't want that to happen." Ryou said sarcastically.
"So you in?"
"Why not?"
Over at the Totama Tribe, Isis had just realized a very important and down right disturbing thing about the game.
"Help! I'm the only female left on the Island!"
"On the other hand..." said Mako seductively.
"One girl, eleven guys," Isis said thoughtfully, "I see what you're getting at."
"Want to start with me?"
Isis slapped Mako as hard as she could and walked off disgusted.
Shadii walked around the porch of a big spectacular mansion. Following him was Tea and Mai.
"This is it."
The two girls stared at it in amazement.
"How'd you know it was here?" Tea asked, looking around.
"Where else would the host stay?" said Shadii, "Out there with us?"
"True." agreed Mai.
"Don't you think we'll get caught?" Tea asked, unsure about Shadii's plan.
"As soon as I get my Key back we can go invisible and wherever we want." Shadii said.
Mai and Tea grinned evilly at that thought.
"Great!"
Late that night, the tribe mates of Totama were all sleeping contently. Well, not all of them.
"I want technology!" Seto screamed, waking up from a horrible nightmare of technology-less-ness, only to discover his dream to be real. He looked around to see everyone else asleep expect a certain white haired spirit.
"Yeah, well I want a beer but you don't see me crying about it." Bakura grumbled staring up at the stars in the sky.
"Why, precisely, are you up?" Seto asked bitterly. He hated Bakura more than anyone on the island, even Jeff and Atemu.
"I am a creature of the night." Bakura grinned.
"Ok..." Seto lay back down and closed his eyes.
"I am the one that only, Dark Wing Duck!" Bakura yelled as he got up and ran down the beach screaming. From the other side of the island there was another scream, this time from Ryou.
"Bakura! Do you have to wake up the entire Island?!"
Day Eleven
"I'm so sick of rice!" Joey complained to Duke who was the only one around at the time.
"I'm so sick of rice!" Duke repeated.
"Do you think there's anything WORTH eating in on the Island?" Joey asked.
"Do you think there's anything WORTH eating in on the Island?" Duke repeated again. Joey raised an eyebrow at him.
"You're starting to get on my nerves."
"You're starting to get on my nerves."
"Freak!"
"Stop touching me!" Duke exclaimed poking Joey, who was now looking rather alarmed. "Stop touching me!"
Joey then scooted far away from Duke.
"Holy Schmidt!" Atemu said as he stepped out of the trees. He had been out collecting the tree mail. "He's dead!"
"Who's dead?" Malik asked.
"Jeff hopefully." Bakura grumbled.
"No, it's Schmidt the Island Priest," Atemu said reading off the piece of paper in his hands. "He died last night in a freak Sea Creature accident."
Malik and Bakura blinked.
'Hope you have an appetite,
If not you'll still eat well tonight,
Another chance at for Immunity,
Come on down and have a see.'
"I think it improved from last time." Bakura said, taking the mail from Atemu and reading it over.
"Shut it you!" yelled the voice in the bush. Bakura growled and tackled the bush, only to find that no one was there.
"What the hell?!"
The voice laughed and sang 'Invisible' by Clay Aiken, which then frightened everyone and no one in Totama sleep for a week.
Day Twelve
"Hellllo trrribes!" Jeff greeted them as they gathered at the Immunity challenge. He was just WAY to happy.
"Jeff?" Yugi asked. "Are you ok?"
"Never better. Never better." Jeff said extra happy like. Everyone gave him skeptical looks.
"Well any gossip among the tribes?" Jeff asked, still kinda happy.
"Duke's legally insane." said Joey, who was standing as far away from Duke as he could.
"Are to!"
"See!"
"Poor Schmidt." Atemu sniffed.
"You heard about him to?!" Ryou asked.
"Yes." cried Atemu.
"It's so sad." Ryou cried also, hugging Atemu.
"I'm feeling unsafe now." Seto said, looking about anxiously.
"Why?" Jeff asked.
"Well, I might die..." Seto said quietly. "After all, I once was a priest"
"And I was a priestess." Isis added. She and Seto looked at each other scared.
"Well, now it's time to play the game," Jeff said to the crying, scared, and disturbed looking castaways. "Since you've all been here with limited food, I've decided to have the challenge be an eating contest between Joey and Bakura."
"You mean that food was for the challenge...?" asked Joey with shifty eyes.
"Yes..."
"Oops..."
Jeff looked over to see that all the food was gone.
"I guess Amerex wins."
"THEY CHEATED!" screamed the Totama tribe mates.
"Welcome back again Totama," said Jeff, addressing the once again losing tribe. "What is this, your third time here?"
"We're not doing so well." Mako said depressed.
"It's all Mako's fault," Bakura said, taking advantage of Mako's vulnerable state, "He hasn't been catching enough fish. We're all starving."
"That's a lie Tomb Robber," Atemu scolded, "And you know it."
"I speak no lie." said Bakura self-righteously.
"Living without technology really isn't so bad after all." Seto said trying to convince himself of that. It wasn't working too good.
"I finished my tree house." Malik said, smiling happily.
"I'm the only sane... and female person here." Isis sighed.
"Not true!" Mai smiled, who seemingly came out of nowhere.
"Mai!" Jeff yelled, "You lost! Get off the Island! Go! Go!"
Mai 'eeped' and ran off into the bushes.
"Alright, time to vote."
Once again the members of Totama walked though the bushes to cast their votes. When they were all done, Jeff got up and went into the bushes to collect the votes and never to return.
---Now a moment of silence for my poor dead hamster, Mushroom...
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