Hey guys up to part 12, I thin k after this whole thing with Will and Elizabeth is over I might end this saga. This chapter isn't the last but ill probly also do another story about jack and sofia.

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"Oy! Poppit! What are ye' doin'?!" Jack tried to whisper.

"What does it look like I'm doing Jack? Everyone knows of Jack Sparrow's er-endowments, I just want to see for my self. Damn Belt!..."

"No no no, any other day I'd say sure but with Sofia and Will in the next room and what not, Savvy?"

"Sofia?! Jack..." she said running her fingers over his shoulders and pouting, "...how long have you actually known this girl? How do you know she's the angel you think she is? I saw the way she looked at Will, so did you... now just let me see it!"

"'Lizbeth, luv, I like you...a lot..." he smiled at her as if to soften what he was about to say, "...you're a pretty girl ..." he was lying through his shimmering gold teeth, "...and Sofia- Sofia is..." he leaned into her,

"Yes, Jack?"

"...smarter, and true and I'd rather spend my time with her than showing the family jewels off to a strumpet like yo'self!"

"JACK SPARROW!"

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"Esa puta!" Sofia could not control herself.

She and Will heard a thumping, they heard Elizabeth calling Jack's name in addition to some very unladylike words, and needless to say they thought the worst.

"Sofia, I don't think-"

"Will-..." She was trying her hardest to compose herself, "Does she do this often? Does she simply see a man she can't have and throw herself at him?"

"How do you think we got together?" Sofia was shocked, she thought Elizabeth (or "la estupida puta albina" as she liked to think of her) had chosen Will based on looks alone.

Then Will continued, "I was a poor blacksmith whom her father would never approve of and she knew how I felt- feel, how I feel about her." Will seemed just as upset as Sofia except he'd had to live with it for months now.

But then she had an idea, there was still rocking and noise coming from the next room so she thought she'd take the opportunity to strike up a deal with mr. Turner. "William, I have a proposition for you, will you hear me out?"

"Sure, as long as you never call me 'William' again!"

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We didn't want to disturb your fun, meet us at the 'flying barrel' pub for dinner.

-Will and Sofia

Jack didn't understand why they would have left with out both he and Elizabeth and what fun were they talking about? He'd finally hog-tied her to a chair and convinced her to calm down when he opened the door to discover that they were alone on the ship.

"Listen, Ms. Swann, your Willy and milady have gone off to start dinner with out us. Now promise you won't fret or try to tear m' trousers off like before and I'll untie you."

She nodded at him and he slowly let her free.

"Where are they?" she asked.

"I'll take ye'. They left a note." Jack responded holding up the piece of crumpled paper. She recognized Will's handwriting.

When Jack and Elizabeth finally made it to the pub (Elizabeth had gone back on her word and tried to tackle him in an alley or two) they caught sight of Will and Sofia looking very cozy at a table. Will had his arm around her and was whispering to her while she smiled. Jack held Elizabeth back and continued watching them. He noticed that Will's other hand was set quite firmly on her thigh. She laughed a little, it wasn't a fake laugh either, it was real. He only watched as she laid a very soft kiss on Will's cheek. Jack—once again—found himself speechless.

Elizabeth finally got out of his reach and stormed over to the table at which the two sat.

Trying very hard to keep her cool she greeted them, "Hello Will, my darling, my love, who I left my family and friends for! Hello, Sofia? Sofia, right?"

Sofia simply smiled and tried to scoot away from Will in a way that didn't make it look as if they'd just been in each other's arms. Elizabeth sat down and then it was Jack's turn to speak but he said nothing. Something did not smell right.

They ate, drank and tried to be as polite as possible. But Sofia and Will continued to smile, giggle and glance up at each other with strange looks. Jack had never seen Will flirt! Elizabeth was fuming by the time desert had come. Rice pudding... she hated rice pudding...

Through it all Sofia had been the center of attention, Jack's affections belonged to her and he spoke to her with that wit that everyone loved about Jack and Will's hand was always at her thigh. No one's hand was at Elizabeth's thigh and no one was speaking to her with a witty tongue. She would simply need to fix this situation, she had a trik that never failed-

"Will..." she fluttered her eyelashes, "Jack... William.. I... I Can't... Breathe..." she fell off her chair and onto the ground...

-onto the ground.

Eh-hem! Onto the ground!!

She counted a full 8 seconds before either Will or Jack came to her side. And when they did what she heard out of Will's mouth was simply, "Are you even wearing a corset today?"

Sofia was quite proud of Will's performance...