Alternate Endings
By: Redfox and Megane-chan [Redfox is da man… Eh, person!]
"No!!! I don't wanna eat the souls of the damned!!!"
Disclaimer: Ah, yes. That time of the story again… I have nothing for you. Go 'way.
Redfox: Just to give credit to those who asked for this:
Kage-robot-of-darkness and Autumn Raine are the ones you should look to for this idea.
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Grabbing the rope holding the stretcher, Boom Boom jumped down the cliff yelling, "Yeah! Look out below. Boom Boom is bombin' in. Whoohooo!"
"I'm going to die." Kurt told himself feeling a bit cynical. I mean, this WAS Boom Boom.
"Hiya Cutie." Tabitha greeted pinching Kurt in the cheek and brushing her hand on the blue mutants tail. She winked at him, "How's it goin'?"
Kurt paled underneath his fur, "Um… I have to know, do you have a lawyer?"
"Huh?" Boom Boom gave him a confused look, "Wadda ya mean blue?"
"I mean…" Kurt took a cell phone out of his pocket; "I'll be seeing you in court for sexual harassment."
The teacher stopped the tape. She pressed a button on her desk and the tape player sank back into a fiery hole on the desk itself before hastily closing up. The screen flew up revealing the near unused chalkboard.
"THAT, you pathetic worms, is what you call sexual harassment. Any questions?"
Not one of the kids could answer her; their eyes were wide in horror… well, all except for one.
"Oh! Oh! I have a question!!!! Pick me!!!! ME!!! Pick ME!!!"
"Yes, ZIM." The teacher acknowledged, hissing in disgust.
The said student stood on his desk, probably in excitement, "Why was the male stink beast BLUE?"
**
Redfox: Heh. I just can't help it... The allure of ZIM!!! Can't be helped. Sorry folks. *grins maniacally*
By: Redfox and Megane-chan [Redfox is da man… Eh, person!]
"No!!! I don't wanna eat the souls of the damned!!!"
Disclaimer: Ah, yes. That time of the story again… I have nothing for you. Go 'way.
Redfox: Just to give credit to those who asked for this:
Kage-robot-of-darkness and Autumn Raine are the ones you should look to for this idea.
**
Grabbing the rope holding the stretcher, Boom Boom jumped down the cliff yelling, "Yeah! Look out below. Boom Boom is bombin' in. Whoohooo!"
"I'm going to die." Kurt told himself feeling a bit cynical. I mean, this WAS Boom Boom.
"Hiya Cutie." Tabitha greeted pinching Kurt in the cheek and brushing her hand on the blue mutants tail. She winked at him, "How's it goin'?"
Kurt paled underneath his fur, "Um… I have to know, do you have a lawyer?"
"Huh?" Boom Boom gave him a confused look, "Wadda ya mean blue?"
"I mean…" Kurt took a cell phone out of his pocket; "I'll be seeing you in court for sexual harassment."
The teacher stopped the tape. She pressed a button on her desk and the tape player sank back into a fiery hole on the desk itself before hastily closing up. The screen flew up revealing the near unused chalkboard.
"THAT, you pathetic worms, is what you call sexual harassment. Any questions?"
Not one of the kids could answer her; their eyes were wide in horror… well, all except for one.
"Oh! Oh! I have a question!!!! Pick me!!!! ME!!! Pick ME!!!"
"Yes, ZIM." The teacher acknowledged, hissing in disgust.
The said student stood on his desk, probably in excitement, "Why was the male stink beast BLUE?"
**
Redfox: Heh. I just can't help it... The allure of ZIM!!! Can't be helped. Sorry folks. *grins maniacally*