Mary Sewage
by Touzoku-ouhi
This is a poem about the alarming rate of DP fanfics that involve the girls pairing with Danny...why? Because they're starting to tick me off, that's why!
Oh yes, we all know Danny Fenton,
the fangirls think he's cute.
So they go and make a story
where they're paired up with him
and maybe be halfas too.
The other fangirls take offense
may start to scream and shout
"HEY DANNY'S MINE YOU STUPID WITCH
NOW HAND HIM BACK RIGHT NOW"
So there becomes a war, and not a pretty one
with fangirls destroying eachother,
Heh, maybe it's not so bad
So cut down on the sewage
those horrible Mary Sues
Go think up something new,
hey it might be fun!
Try your hand at humor, because we all need a laugh
Poke fun at characters who make you want to wretch.
Try a new pairing, that is not so over-used
maybe you will start something new, and have a following.
And so ends my silly poem, of rants and ravings too
Maybe my advice will be taken, and the sewage will be cleaned.