---Due to popular belief, and what 'ryoufanatic' said in their review, I am a baka. I am here now to put an end to that rumor.
Though it is true that yes I did say that Ryou and Bakura are albinos, which I know is not true. It is not true that ALL albinos have pink eyes. It is possible for albinos to have different color eyes, like a really light blue. And yes I do know this for a fact, I have done some albino research and I have read the book, "Ghost Boy" which is about an albino boy.
I apologize to Ryou and Bakura for calling them albinos when they are not. But I don not appreciate being called names, especially when those names are not true. So please, before you insult me, make sure you know all your facts, because chances are I know them.
I am smart, no matter what others say---
Day Twenty Eight
Joey sat on the beach with Atemu. There was nothing to do and both of them were bored out of there minds.
"It must suck to be the first yami to have their hikari voted off." Joey commented.
"Oh I don't mind." Atemu sighed. "He was just getting in the way of my world domination-"
Joey raised an eye brow at the former pharaoh.
"I mean winning Sole Survivor." Atemu corrected quickly.
"You voted for him?"
"Yeah."
"You worse then Bakura," Joey said, "At least he has an alliance with his hikari."
"Alliance?" Atemu questioned. "What's that?"
Joey blinked.
"Uh†Nothing."
Somewhere else at a random tree Malik sat with Mr. Fuzzy.
"I've got this whole thing figured out Mr. Fuzzy." The blond said to the sphinx plushie grinning wickedly. "I've got the others thinking I'm in alliance with my yami."
Malik chuckled at his own plan.
"Together we'll vote them off one by one. They won't know what hit them." Malik hugged the plushie close. "We'll be the Sole Survivors and no one will stop us."
What the blond hikari didn't know was that his unsuspecting yami was somewhere by the tree, listening to his every word, and not enjoying most of them.
Later on somewhere near the woods Marik had gathered with the two white haired members of the alliance. Marik had requested a secret meeting with them to discuss secretive secret things.
"This games a lot easier then a thought" Bakura said pompously to the other two.
"Wow Bakura," Ryou smiled at his yami, "I've never seen you make such a big deal about something that didn't have to do with stealing, destroying things, or mutilating someone."
"This is a big deal" Bakura said, "this is Sole Survivor we're talking about."
"There's another big deal on our hands." Marik said.
"What?"
"Marik's been lying to us," the blond yami said urgently. "He's part of another alliance."
"With the losers?" Bakura asked.
"Mr. Fuzzy." Marik answered.
"And I thought you were crazy," Bakura smirked at his lover, "He has an alliance with a stuffed animal."
"It's a plushie," Ryou corrected.
"Whatever."
"Well it must be a pretty good alliance if he's lasted this long." Marik said
"Are you saying he's a threat?" Ryou asked, finding it hard to believe what the blond was telling them.
"Yes," Marik said earnestly. Ryou simply rolled his eyes.
"Well I guess we'll just have to do something about that." Bakura grinned evilly thinking up a plan.
Day Twenty Nine
Everyone in the Regdab Tribe sat on the beach, nothing had happened around the tribe and it was starting to get late. Joey looked around and finally remembered something, which was a great improvement for him.
"Some one needs to go get Tree Mail." Joey announced to the Tribe.
"How about you?" Malik afforded.
"No."
"I think the person with Immunity should get it." Atemu said lounging out on the ground.
"I got it last time."
"I think Pharaoh should get it." Bakura growled.
"Pharaoh's don't do anything," Atemu smirked at the thief, "They have slaves do it for them."
"Yeah well your slave is gone now," Malik pointed out "So you have to do it."
"Can't the mutt do it?" Seto sighed "He brought it up."
"So?"
"It's about time you learned a new trick," Seto mocked "You've got 'Sit' down."
"Kaiba!" Joey growled, "Give me two good reasons why I shouldn't come over there and kick your butt."
"One, I can drown you in the ocean," Seto said coolly, "and two, my sister is the Island Spirits and you'll have to face her wrath."
"You have to admit those are good reasons." Bakura nodded.
"Especially the second one." Malik agreed. Everyone shuddered at the thought of the Island Spirits and her wrath. They sat in a state of fear and something else that wasn't quite as noticeable.
"So who's going to go get Tree Mail?" Atemu asked breaking the silence, everyone else in the Tribe and throw sand, rocks, coconuts, and some rice at him for permitting the argument to proceed.
Some time later the members of Regdab were still trying to figure out who was going to go and get Tree Mail. Although failing immensely, they still kept at it.
"Ok we'll pick a number between one and ten." Atemu offered.
"Then that means that you'll get out of it because you'll know the number." Marik said.
"Plus you think twenty is between one and ten." Malik added.
"We could draw straws." Seto said in a bored tone.
"There are no straws." Joey said.
"Sticks?"
Ryou sighed as he watched the group from the trees. It was funny to see them doing all this work over something so small and rather pointless, yet it was really sad also. Ryou decided that it was time to put en end to there bickering and walked over to them.
"Tree Mail." Ryou said as the approached the other members of Regdab. They all turned and stared at him.
"When'd you leave?" Bakura asked.
"About two hours ago."
Everyone stared at him more.
"You'd all be here until it was time to go to Tribal Council before you'd figure out who was going to get it." Ryou said sternly.
"We were so close to figuring it out though." Said Atemu disappointedly.
"Well I figured it out for you." Ryou glared.
"You're the best hikari." Bakura said getting up and hugging Ryou.
"And you're being nice." The white haired hikari smirked. Bakura's eyes went wide for a second as he let go of Ryou.
"No!" he cursed. Ryou rolled his eyes and turned to the rest of the Tribe.
"I got it, someone else reads it."
They all took turns volunteering another.
"Joey."
"Seto."
"Malik."
"Pharaoh."
"Tomb Robber."
"Hikari."
Ryou sighed as it came back to him, but read the mail nonetheless.
"Test of strength
Can you stand the length?
Competition is tight
Who will be safe tonight?"
Day Thirty
"Hey Regdab," Jeff smiled as they gathered that day "ready for the Immunity Challenge?"
"Let's get this over with so I can win Immunity." Atemu smiled.
"Who says you'll win Immunity?" asked Bakura narrowing his eyes.
"I'm the King of Games." Atemu said arrogantly.
"How come you didn't win last time?" Ryou asked.
"I was being nice." Atemu shrugged.
"Sure."
"Before you decide right now who the Sole Survivor is," Jeff said breaking the argument up. "Can I explain the challenge?"
"Sure." sighed some of the Castaways.
"Ok you have to stand on one leg," Jeff explained. "The person to stand the longest wins."
"This will be easy!" Joey said joyfully.
"Ok, start."
Everyone put up leg. No more then a second after they started Joey fell over.
"Joey, you're out."
Joey got up and moved over next to Jeff grumbling. The two sat and watched the others. It was relatively boring.
"This is so stupid." Seto complained about ten minutes later.
"Then give up." Atemu smirked.
"I'll give up if you give up." Said Seto, matching the Pharaoh's smirk.
"But I need Immunity."
"I guess you won't get me out then." Seto shrugged.
"Fine," Atemu gave in, "But only cause you lose too."
"Ok," Seto smirked wider. "On the count of three... One... Two..."
"Three!" Atemu said putting his leg down, unfortunately though Seto did not. "Kaiba! You lied to me!"
"Sorry," Seto shrugged again, "But I need Immunity."
"Atemu, your out."
Atemu sighed and sat next to Joey. A few minutes later Bakura was also getting bored with this game. He stretched his arm out and almost touched Marik. As he noticed how closed to everyone he got an idea. A wonderful, awful idea.
"Hey Marik," He whispered to his lover. "Stretch out your arm, you'll have better balance."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
"Ok." the blond yami stretched out his arm and almost touched Ryou. Bakura took this grand opportunity and pushed Marik. Who in turn pushed Ryou, who fell over Malik, who knocked over Seto. Leaving Bakura the only one standing.
"Bakura!" exclaimed Marik.
"Sorry love, it's nothing personal," Bakura leered over Marik, "But I needed Immunity"
"Bakura wins!"
"Welcome once again to Tribal Council."
"For once it's good to be here." Bakura sighed, not noticing the slight glare Marik was giving him.
"Now let's bring in out jury." Jeff smiled. Yugi came in to the Tribal Council area and sat down a crossed from Regdab. "Yugi is only here to watch. Now, it seems to be a dominance of power in the form of alliances."
"With our foursome," Malik grinned, also missing the glare from Marik, "There's no way anyone can beat us."
"What about you three." Jeff said to Atemu, Joey, and Seto, "Why haven't you come together as an alliance to take out the big four?"
"Alliances are for suckers," Seto said, "If only one can win, why get involved with others, they just get in the way."
"Well lets vote," said Jeff, "Bakura you have Immunity, your safe."
The Castaways got up to vote. Jeff and Yugi waited patiently until they were done.
"Time to read the votes." Jeff got up went into the bushes and came out with the Millennium Puzzle Box. He set it down and pulled out a slip of paper. "The first vote goes to Seto."
"At least I don't have Immunity this time."
"So I made one mistake." Joey said indignantly.
"Next vote goes to Joey." Said Jeff, "Next vote goes for Malik."
"How can I get voted for!?" Malik exclaimed, "I'm part of the alliance!"
"Part of the alliance trying to vote us off!" Marik revealed.
"I-"
"You and Mr. Fuzzy have been working together the whole time!" Marik blurted out before Malik even had a chance to reply. Everyone gasped and Malik looked like a deer caught in the headlights.
"How'd you know!?"
"I am Marik!" the blond yami laughed. "I know all."
While Marik was exposing the truth about Malik, Jeff was busy looking though all the votes.
"Malik," Ryou sighed, "You had an alliance with a plushie."
"We were going to win too!"
"Not anymore!" Bakura exclaimed, "You're either with us or you're out!"
"But..." Malik struggled to find his words, "I'm... NO!"
"Hey Mr. I-Know-Everything," Jeff said to Marik, "Who's getting voted off this time?"
"Hopefully my hikari." Marik said resentfully.
"Well it's a tie between Joey and Malik."
"Make Joey go!" Malik said quickly.
"Why me!?"
"Ahem!"
Everyone turned to the bush to see a sphinx plushie sitting there with a piece of paper with 'Malik' scribbled on it in almost un-legible writing. Malik sighed and carried his torch over to Jeff.
"Malik, the plushie has spoken."
"Curses!" Malik said as he left "Foiled again!"
---R You And Baku Ra A Reno Talb I Nos!
Albino Shave Pink Eye Sbaka!---
