Alternate Endings

By: Redfox and Megane-chan [*grins*]

"Invader blood marches through my veins like giant, radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!"

Disclaimer: I no own... nor do I have anything against Rouge. She's just fun to blow up. Heh...

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"She don't even talk to you no more?" Todd asked hopping up to a heart broken Lance.

Instead of Lance, Blob answered, "She won't even come near him."

"Hey," Todd said, coming up with an idea to further irk the rock tumbler, "Maybe she'll come to me. Here Kitty. Here Kitty!"

"Knock it off!" Lance growled angrily, "You're really asking for it!"

Even after being threatened Toad persisted, "Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty."

"That's just Lance, lookin' for romance." Fred joined in. Together they started chanting, "Here Kitty, Kitty. Here Kitty, Kitty ..."

Lance nearly created an earthquake that would hit 8 on the Modified Mercalli Scale when a knock on the door stopped them all in their tracks.

"Is that Kitty?" Todd asked out loud.

Lance growled once more and stood, answering the door. He was completely surprise when the door swung open to reveal…

"Kitty?!"

"Like, hi Lance. Um… Did someone happen to call my name? I swear I heard someone calling me…"

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Redfox: Ah, a Kitty special… YEEEEEAAAAAAAAHH…