Me: LET'S WRITE A HARRY POTTER FANFICTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111ONE
Zoot: ok

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Once upon a time, in a glalaxy far far away... there lived an evil ruthless race of beings known as Spaceballs. The Spaceball guys were pretty gosh darn evil dudes. They stunk of rotten cheese and other unpleasant things that shall not be mentioned here, since this is a G rated novel.

But none were more evil than...

dun dun duuuuuun...

Harry Potter.

lightning crash

The End

A/N: Hehe, this is the one that started it all. It's REALLY short, sorry about that This is simply a collection of short stories. Really short in this case. The rest will be longer! And probably stupider. But hey!! Review!!!