Harry Potter and the Revelation of DOOM

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One merry day, while skipping joyfully on the lands of Hogwarts with Ron and Hermione, Harry had a revelation!!

"Hermione!!! Ron!!!" he said excitedly, "I just had a REVELATION!!!!"

"Goodness, Harry!!" said Hermione.

"What is it?" asked Ron eagerly.

"Well..." began Harry, "what if Voldemort-" Hermione and Ron flinched at the name, "-was not really there? I have a theory: I think that Vol-"

"Potter what are you rambling about now?" interrupted Malfoy.

Ron turned angrily to Malfoy. "You shut up, Malfoy!!!!"

"Yeah." agreed Hermione

"Filthy Mudblood." said Malfoy.

And then Ron said "Eat bubotuber pus, Malfoy!!!!"

And he was about to curse Malfoy but then VOOSH!!!

A NINJA appeared and proceeded to beat the crap out of Malfoy.

"Ow..." said Malfoy, limping away.

"HA!!" laughed Harry.

"Now, what were you saying, Harry?" prompted Hermione.

"Oh, right..." said Harry apologetically.

"I think Voldemort is the equivalent of the tooth fairy!!!!!!!!!"

"Bloody hell, Harry" said Ron.

"What's wrong with you?" asked Hermione.

"What I mean is Voldemort is an allegory for our worst experience and our deepest fear. We can overcome him but we have to stay civilized."

"Fire is civilized," chimed in Ron.

"So we go and burn Voldemort up?" asked Hermione skeptically.

Ron flinched at the name.

"Well um...yeah..." he said sheepishly, "and DON'T say his name!!"

"No!" exclaimed Harry. "Voldemort is our fears: he is the beast within us. We can't burn him. You guys think that this is a Man vs. Man conflict."

"It is, Harry!!" Ron and Hermione claimed together.

"No, this isn't!! It's Man Vs. Self"

"Harry? Do you mean to tell me the society dictates the individual's actions?" asked Hermione.

It was silent for a moment while Harry looked at the ground, his face shadowed by his messy hair.

He looked up.

"JUST KIDDING GUYS!!!!!!!" He said gaily!!!!!!

And he continued to frolic merrily over the endless Hogwarts plains.

The End

A/N: W00T! Second story!! It's longer, thankfully Note the NINJA in the story. He's awesome. And I'm very pleased with the ending on this one. The whole thing almost got too deep!! Woe is me! Oh, and REVIEW!!!!