Alternate Endings

By: Redfox and Megane-chan [Ah, shit… don't tell me… THIS IS THE 26th Chapter?! … damn.]

"Their daily homework is to save the day."

Disclaimer: My daily homework is to slave over ugly, grotesque pieces of paper that hold no importance in my life. You know what they say?! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY?!?!?!?! DO YOU?! *starts sobbing* … school's weird.

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Redfox: O.K. Sanity back. I'm thinking of creating 'Alternate Endings: Extended' Alternate Endings for movies and such. I just get so frustrated whan I watch LOTR 3 and I see scene's that I just wanna spoof so bad... ungh. For those of you reading this, tell me whatcha think kay? Kay. Good.

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"You have been chosen to take the first step into this new world." Xavier said. He and the other X-Men were standing amidst the rubble of the previous Xavier's school for gifted youngsters, "To lead the way, to be a beacon of hope for mutants yet to come. This is not only a big responsibility, it is an honor. I'm always astonished by the wondrous things that can be built on the ashes of tragedy. For even in the face of bigotry and discrimination, the X-Men-"

"And women!"

The professor grit his teeth, "Yes, JEAN. The X-Men and WOMEN will endure."

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Redfox: I feel the poetry in my blood! It marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber ANTS! The poems command me! Do not ignore my fics! *makes a whinny sound*