Chapter 2 – Biscuit Dough, Everywhere!
After Strong Bad left and Marzipan managed to make Homestar go with her to Marshmallow's Last Stand, they walked down the field. On the way, they met the King of Town.
"Oh! Hello Marzipan, Homestar! Listen, you want to come to my castle tonight? I'll make dinner for you! We're having some all kinds of burritos, all kinds of burgers, almost all kinds of ice cream, potatoes, chicken, all kinds of donuts, corn, some veggies, potatoes, all kinds of potato chips, noodles, almost all kinds of soup, all kinds of cookies, almost all kinds of soda, all kinds of juice I can get my nonexistant hands on, Butter-Da, ooh, and cookie dough!" said the King of Town.
However, Homestar thought the King of Town said "biscuit dough" when he said "cookie dough". So Homestar screamed again and dashed back into his house (not locking the door) and went back into his bed.
"Why do you even exist?" asked Marzipan angrily as she went back to Homestar's house.
"Well, my life is a joke!" answered the King of Town before setting off to Marshmallow's Last Stand to have extra-large marshmallows.
After convincing him to go outside, again, they walked towards Marshmallow's Last Stand, again.
"Homestar, Biscuit-Dough-Hands-Man is not real," said Marzipan as they were walking.
Then they met Strong Sad.
"Hey Marzipan, I was just wondering why you didn't answer my ten phone calls," said Strong Sad.
"Oh you did? Oh, I must check my answering machine, but maybe not. It's a waste of electricity if I phone you guys," explained Marzipan.
"It's a waste of electricity to use the answering machine in the first place, though..." began Strong Sad when Homestar thought Strong Sad said "dough."
"NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU'LL NEVER GET ME, BISCUIT-DOUGH-HANDS-MAN!" cried Homestar as he picked up a rock and threw it at Strong Sad's forehead. Then he ran away back to his bed.
"What's with him?" asked Strong Sad as he rubbed his forehead.
"Let me go fetch him from his bed for the third time today," muttered Marzipan as she went back to Homestar's house.
The third time, they finally arrived at Marshmallow's Last Stand, a queer restaurant serving food that has to do with marshmallows.
"Okay, let's buy something. I'll have a tofu-flavored marshmallow," ordered Marzipan.
"What a brave girl," commented the cashier, "What do you want, Homestar? Our best Fluffy Puff Marshmallows? Large Marshmallows? Chocolate marshmallows? Malloweens? Mashmallow biscuits? Marshmallow dough?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" screamed Homestar as he ran through the wall (creating a hole) and back to his bed.
"Mwahahaha! Man, that's the funniest thing I've seen all day!" laughed Strong Bad at a table with The Cheat and Strong Mad.
"Oh leave him alone, jerks! Can't you see he is spooked by that horror movie?" asked Marzipan angrily before going back to Homestar's house for the fourth time.
"Come on Homestar, we won't go outside, where people won't say the scary "b" word, or the scary "d" word," reassured Marzipan as she got Homestar out of bed.
"What are we going to do?" asked Homestar.
"Hey, your R's are perfect! Anyway, let's watch a little TV," said Marzipan as they went to the living room.
"What do you want to watch? The Joy of Painting? Space Shows? Or just TV?" asked Marzipan.
"Oh! Stinkoman's on! Let's watch it!" said Homestar as he turned on the TV and went to a channel.
But they were watching commercials. First up was the Fluffy Puff Marshmallow commercial.
"I hate that freaking marshmallow!" said Homestar.
"Uh, me too," agreed Marzipan to make Homestar feel better.
Then there was a Strong Bad Sings CD commercial. Then a Senor Cardgage Mortgage commercial, and then a Cheat Commando's preview, ending with "Buy All our Play sets and Toys!" Then this commercial:
"Now watch out, as the biannual "Rental Tape Movies Award" is approaching! The nominees are: I, That Movie, I'm Cool!, and The Horrors of Biscuit-Dough-Hands-Man!" announced the person.
Homestar fainted just when the Stinkoman show started.
"Homestar, I think you need to go to the psychiatrist," said Marzipan.
"Okay Homestar, your problem is you saw a movie too scary for you, that you had nightmares of it, right?" asked the psychiatrist.
"Right," answered Homestar, again with perfect R's.
"So, these kind of movies have happy endings, I think. Just think about the ending. How is this villain defeated?" asked the psychiatrist.
"I don't remember, I think I fainted as soon as that villain assaulted that guy," answered Homestar.
"Then just remember, it's just a movie, it's not real. So, Biscuit-Dough-Hands-Man is not real."
"AAAAAAAAAA! HE IS REAL! HE'S GOING TO KILL US ALL!!!!!" screamed Homestar as he ran through a bookshelf and ran back to his house and into his bed.
"Well, that's the fifteenth person who ran through my bookshelves," commented the psychiatrist.
"So Homestar, try to dream about Stinkoman, or Cheat Commandos, or Sweet Cuppin' Cakes, or marshmallows tonight," said Marzipan as she and Homestar walked back to Homestar's house.
Four hours later, Homestar woke up from his bed after suddenly dreaming about BDHM. He also heard footsteps in his living room.
"Uh-oh, another caper by Strong Bad," observed Homestar as he put on a bathrobe, put on cinnamon on his face, wore his bunny slippers, and wore his nightcap.
Then he went to his living room, expecting to see Strong Bad and The Cheat, stealing his newspapers. What he saw was much, much worse.
It was Biscuit-Dough-Hands-Man. Homestar screamed himself silly and ran into his bathroom and locked the door.
"Biscuit-Dough-Hands-Man will get you Homestar! First, I'll steal all of your stuff! Then I'll steal your life!" shouted Biscuit-Dough-Hands-Man as he laughed and left Homestar to faint, which he did.