Alternate Endings

By: Redfox and Megane-chan […… Go figger it out.]

"Last night he had to take off his shoes to count to 12, and today he's taking some genius aptitude test?"

Disclaimer: I'm sick of trying to think of some stupid, funny or sarcastic thing to write here! I quit! …hehehehehe… Ah, shoot. I just did. v_v

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"What are you trying to do? Embarrass me to death?"

Juggernaut's statement caused the X-Kid's to freeze in their tracks.

"Hm… Well, no. Not really…" Kitty admitted, scratching her head thoughtfully, "I guess we're, like, trying to do something."

Jean joined in, "Yeah. This is a trap… I'm pretty sure it's a trap."

"Something with… Keety and her phasing… I think."

"No Kurt!" Their leader scolded, "We're supposed to use Rouge to suck enough of Juggernaut's powers out so we can beat him. Kitty's only a small part of the plan."

The said mutant girl began to wail loudly, "Fine! See-See if I care! I'M only the back up plan!!!!"

"Yeah! And what am ah?" Rouge screeched from her place on the dam, "I'm just the power outlet! That's what ah am!"

All at once the X-Kids began complaining about their parts in the plan. Hoo boy.

Scott was just about to say something when a loud snore caught their attention, "ZZZZZZ…" The snore from a large mutant asleep on the debris of the dam.

Jean stepped forward and poked the huge mutant, "I think he's… asleep."

"No." Nightcrawler teleported unto Juggernaut's head and began stomping on it, "I think we killed him."

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Redfox: *yawn* Re...biw...