Alternate Endings
By: Redfox and Megane-chan [I'm baaaaaack!!!]
"Can't there ever be a one-story ranch style lair?!"
Disclaimer: I'm sure you missed me... or maybe not but either way, I'm here and I'm back!!! evil laugh
Kurt sighed and closed the door to Kitty's room. Yes, his plan to intimidate the girl with large, beefy, holographic muscles hadn't worked but he now knew he was able to manipulate the watch to make him appear as nearly anything he desired.
First his looks and muscles; soon he'll be controlling the world!!
He poked at the innards of the watch for a moment before trying to change his look once again.
Evan passed by, staring at him through large eyes, "Man, Kurt. You need to stop eating all those Gut Bombs."
As the spiky mutant stalked off, muttering to himself about his friend's appetite, Kurt checked his appearance and found out, upon glancing down, it wasn't a pretty one.
"Gah!" He quickly removed the watch and reverted back to his original fuzzy state.
He caught sight of one particular mutant he had seen not too long ago, Shadowcat, and an idea popped into his mind. One so ingenious and evil it would put Magneto to shame.
"Hey Keety!" He called, teleporting right in front of her, "Check zis out! I managed to make eet look like Piper Perabo but the look doesn't really go with blue and furry.Vant to try it out?"
"Sure Kurt," Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. Never trust a mildly insane blue elf. NEVER.
The said mutant slipped on the holo-watch and turned it on, barely checking herself of what she looked like, "I'll go check the look in the bathroom."
"Oh. Um... Keety," The fuzzy teleporter called, trying desperately to hold his laughter in as he watched Kitty's butt wobble as she ran off in her overly obese form. He couldn't allow her to go to the bathroom down the hall, then no one would be able to see what she looked like, "You wouldn't wanna go in there if I were you. Um... Logan just finished with it."
"Ew!" She wrinkled her nose in disgust, "Thanks Kurt, I'll go use the one downstairs."
As she ran off, Kurt burst into hysterical laughter. Stopping, only to "bamf" into his room to grab his camera and to get to the bathroom before Kitty found out she looked far from Piper Perabo.
What an evil little blue man he was indeed.
Redfox: Review! Although I can't say when I'll write the next chapter... my mind's being sucked dry!!!! AUGH!!!
By: Redfox and Megane-chan [I'm baaaaaack!!!]
"Can't there ever be a one-story ranch style lair?!"
Disclaimer: I'm sure you missed me... or maybe not but either way, I'm here and I'm back!!! evil laugh
Kurt sighed and closed the door to Kitty's room. Yes, his plan to intimidate the girl with large, beefy, holographic muscles hadn't worked but he now knew he was able to manipulate the watch to make him appear as nearly anything he desired.
First his looks and muscles; soon he'll be controlling the world!!
He poked at the innards of the watch for a moment before trying to change his look once again.
Evan passed by, staring at him through large eyes, "Man, Kurt. You need to stop eating all those Gut Bombs."
As the spiky mutant stalked off, muttering to himself about his friend's appetite, Kurt checked his appearance and found out, upon glancing down, it wasn't a pretty one.
"Gah!" He quickly removed the watch and reverted back to his original fuzzy state.
He caught sight of one particular mutant he had seen not too long ago, Shadowcat, and an idea popped into his mind. One so ingenious and evil it would put Magneto to shame.
"Hey Keety!" He called, teleporting right in front of her, "Check zis out! I managed to make eet look like Piper Perabo but the look doesn't really go with blue and furry.Vant to try it out?"
"Sure Kurt," Kitty, Kitty, Kitty. Never trust a mildly insane blue elf. NEVER.
The said mutant slipped on the holo-watch and turned it on, barely checking herself of what she looked like, "I'll go check the look in the bathroom."
"Oh. Um... Keety," The fuzzy teleporter called, trying desperately to hold his laughter in as he watched Kitty's butt wobble as she ran off in her overly obese form. He couldn't allow her to go to the bathroom down the hall, then no one would be able to see what she looked like, "You wouldn't wanna go in there if I were you. Um... Logan just finished with it."
"Ew!" She wrinkled her nose in disgust, "Thanks Kurt, I'll go use the one downstairs."
As she ran off, Kurt burst into hysterical laughter. Stopping, only to "bamf" into his room to grab his camera and to get to the bathroom before Kitty found out she looked far from Piper Perabo.
What an evil little blue man he was indeed.
Redfox: Review! Although I can't say when I'll write the next chapter... my mind's being sucked dry!!!! AUGH!!!