Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Yu Yu Hakusho! But I DO own a pen! - Muahahahahahah!!! Ok I have a new favorite line besides Hn from Hiei ok.... well more like a scene but whatever....

Boy: Did you just wake up evil or is it natural?

Girl: I just pretty much woke up evil.

Isn't that so cool, well anyway I'll start the story now puts in a tape. Tape plays Barney. Um oops wrong tape places another tape in and it starts the Fic.

Normal Pov

"Who are you demon!?" Yelled Inuyasha to Kagome, who was frozen in shock hatred, anger, and sadness. Kagome avoided his eyes and settled on staring at the tree next to his ear.

"You know your beautiful for a demon," Said Inuyasha while cupping Kagome's cheek. (The Upper cheek....-.-) Hiei was shocked from watching what went on below, first Kagome turns demon, and then a hanyou jumps down from the tree and asked her 'who are you demon' and then he complements her on being beautiful and touched her! Hiei growled low enough so no one could here from his spot in the tree, even thou he had no clue as to why he growled...

"Don't touch me," Kagome replied with every word dripping with venom. Kagome clenched her teeth and balled her fists at what he said.

"No," Inuyasha said flatly and brought his mouth to her ear. (I really, really, really Detest Inuyasha if you can't tell....)

Hiei almost jumped from the tree and punched him, Hiei was seething.

"What gives you the right to touch me, with what you have done you should have gone to a place five times worse than Hell, now if you will let go I will just walk away and you wont be eradicated by me shoving a stick down your thought," Kagome looked him in the eye, but he still didn't let go of her cheek. (Face cheek.... -.-)

"No you couldn't stop me, I'm the brother of Sesshoumaru, who is lord of Makai. You can't order me around." Inuyasha replied with a smirk. A loud BAM ran through the area, Inuyasha had a very red handprint on his face.

"Oh yes I can Inu-Trasha, where is Kikyo, she should still be alive. You don't even deserve to be Sesshoumaru's half brother Inuyasha. Why did you betray Kagome! She is my best friend, I will not sit around and watch.(it is Kagome but she is ling to get answers from Inuyasha.)

"Bitc! Never slap me again, I'm an A class demon, you can't stop me, and Kikyo was a whore, she left after she found I sent Kagome away. Well and Kagome was a Fucin whore, she was selfish and thought of her self, tell her that, she will go crying to her mommy wretch! You probably don't even Know Sesshoumaru!" Yelled Inuyasha.

Hiei still in the tree was looking on, while glaring at Inuyasha with hatred for what he said. Hiei forced himself not to move, but he was amazed at there conversation.

Kagome clenched her fists even tighter "Inuyasha selfish am I? Who was the one that had to skip school? Who was the one who had her friends think I'm almost dead!? Who was the one that you betrayed? Who was the one who had been loyal to you all the time? Who was the one that brought you ramen, and defeated Naraku? Who was the one that you ignored and went to Kikyo!? Who was the one you called selfish and a whore? I used to love you! And you used me as a punching bag! You insulted me! You betrayed me! Now you think you can just go waltzing up to me and cup my cheek saying I'm beautiful?! Well you got another thing coming. By the way, you don't compare to Sesshoumaru at all! I would know, I've talked to him when we were in your era before!" Yelled Kagome, and in the process scaring many birds. Kagome was mad, very mad, she had never been this mad in her whole life.

"Your not The Bitc! Your demon for one part, and your too short," Inuyasha smirked at the look on her face, thinking she was giving up and lying.

"Want proof! You want proof! You can't even recognize someone you betrayed? So you believe me here's proof bastar. Become human." Replied Kagome in an instant she was in her human form, and letting tears flow down her cheeks(face cheeks -.-)

"So you are her, well I can just take you now, and make you hate me even more, and sit doesn't work, so how can you protect yourself now?" Asked Inuysaha with a bad gleam in his eye.

Hiei noticed was he was going to do and appeared in front of Kagome, right when he was about to pounce. Inuyasha stopped and looked at Hiei. Hiei sniffed the air and detected confusion because of him being there, and relief, but also sadness. "So she's a Kroomie(sp: please tell me the spelling), why couldn't I sense it?" Thought Hiei.

"So looks like The Bitc replaced me already. She's no loyal alley, or strong! She hides behind other demons while they fight for her. Pathetic for you to fight her battles that she deserves to fight them herself for once," Inuyasha explained to Hiei, but the look on Hiei's face after that said say-one-more-word-and-you-die, he didn't by it.

"Thanks Hiei, but I would like to fight this battle alone. I need to prove I'm not weak," Kagome whispered to Hiei so only he could hear it. Hiei nodded and Hned while stepping aside and watched as the battle raged on. Inside he was rooting for Kagome but he wasn't sure she could win but something in him told him not to underestimate the onna.

"So your not gonna hide are yah?" Asked Inuyasha with a gleam of happiness and malice in his eyes. Kagome stepped forward with her miko power flailing around her, while putting a barrier around Hiei. Inuyasha had a shocked expression on his face, and by the looks of things he didn't know she could do that.

"So the Bitc has a few new tricks does she?" Asked Inuyasha with a smirk, as he looked at the approaching figure of Kagome.

"Inuyasha, I'm not a Bitc, whore, selfish, weak, stupid, or a wretch. I have never liked those names, so why would I now. I am tiered of your horrendous ways of treating me, you insulted me and was thinking of forcing yourself on me. Kikyo left you and I left you because you betrayed both of us, she probably saw you with Kagura, I know you have also been seeing her. You are a selfish jerk, you betrayed Kagura didn't you? Well? I know you did, I saw you with Kagura once, and have you ever wonder what I do when you leave, I stay up, I get worried, and I go looking for you. So far you have been with three woman, and the one you treat badly is me, you put on an act just to try to be laid. You succeeded didn't you? With Kikyo and Kagura, now your going for me, well that wont happen, you will face my wrath today, and perish into dust, and I'll find Kikyo and have her absorb your soul. Bastard I hate you." Kagome Explained with a calm cold voice devoid of Happiness, cheerfulness, or any other happy emotion, it was the window, or door to how she felt about this whole deal.

"H-how d-did you know about me and Kagura I made sure you wouldn't find us?" Asked Inuyasha now going into anger.

"Simple, she almost called you Koi in the final battle against Naraku, I thought it was nothing but a mere crush on Kagura's side but I just figured it out, you did have sex and that's why she called you koi. You're a pathetic womanizer, you planted your seed in two people, and they could have a child, which would never know their father. Then you betrayed all three of us. I love you no more you are a piece of trash that fell in the sewer and was used as a towel for a fat mans butt, you will pay dearly. Now die Inuyasha." Kagome continued with a cold voice that made you feel like going to LIMBO and never coming back. And a glare that matched.

Hiei's eyes widened and he had his mouth open, he was shocked a what Kagome had said, and he was holding back his demon rage with every ounce of strength he had. That Bastar had hurt the onna, and for some reason he was at the brink of killing the half-breed. (someone's got a crush - Muahahahahaha)

Inuyasha pounced and Kagome sent a blast of Purifying energy at him, but he dodges and managed to slash Kagome's leg in the process, making it hard to walk. Kagome looked at him and fired another, right when he dodged she sent another to where he was, and it hit him. The energy wasn't enough to turn him do dust just make it so it would damage him a lot. Inuyasha opened a portal and jumped in before Kagome could get to the portal, and it closed.

Kagome looked at Hiei and said "I guess I have explaining to do huh?" Asked Kagome, in reply she got a 'Hn', and she took that as a yes.

"Can you walk?" Asked Hiei pointing his gaze to her injured leg. Kagome looked down and noticed the pain from the wound, she had been so caught up it didn't hurt. Kagome took a few steps and then fell, bracing herself for the impact.

It didn't come, so she looked up and saw she was in Hiei's arms and Hiei was staring at her with a glimmer of amusement in his eyes.

"What's so funny?" Asked Kagome while looking away from Hiei.

"Hn," answered Hiei, while trying to get on her nerves.

"Humph what Kind of answer is Hn---," Kagome was cut off by Hiei putting her in his arms bridal style and running back to Yusuke's house. Kagome looked around and found that they were moving very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very fast. Everything was a blur, so like almost anyone she grabbed the nearest thing and hung on to it with dear life, but that thing just so happened to be Hiei's neck. Kagome blushed but kept holding on. I mean who would want to fall off of something moving very fast?

If you looked closely you could see a faint glimmer of red on the demons cheeks. ( Face cheeks.... --.--,)

Hiei's Pov

I looked at the onna and she said something along the lines of 'what type of answer is Hn' but I cut her off by picking her up in my arms bridal style, and took off running. I noticed When she looked around she had a scared look because everything was a blur to her, My heart stopped when she held onto my neck as if it were a lifeline. I looked down at her to see she was blushing, but continued to hold my neck as a lifeline.

She looks cute when she blushes, I looked at her and smiled mentally(Hiei talking to his subconscious Blah Subconscious talking to Hiei Blah

You know you like her

Hn, who are you

I'm you, the smarter part of you

Hn I don't like her

yeah you do, admit it

No I don't

Yes you do

No

Yes

No

Yes

No

Yes

No

Yes

No

Yes

No

Yes

No

No

Yes and that's final

As you wish Yes it is

Glad you see it my way—Wait a second! Arg!

I came back to his mind before I reached Yusuke's house. When I walked up to the open window and jump in. There in front of him was Sesshoumaru Lord of Makai, talking to Kurama about what they use to wash their hair and they were sipping tea calmly. Yusuke was trying to break-dance, and was failing miserably. Kuwabara was listening to a 'how do you do your times tables' also easting a pizza.

None of them noticed me, they were too busy so I put Kagome down on the couch and took out some medical tape from my pocked and some non-sting anti-infection cream from the table beside Kurama. I saw Kagome look at Sesshoumaru like he was a long lost friend.

"Excuse me....Guys....?" I heard Kagome say, and they all looked at her like they just noticed her and stopped what they were doing. I saw them look at me weirdly when I started to apply the Anti-Infection cream, to shut them up I gave them the Shut-up-or-your-death-will-come-sooner look.

"Hi Yusuke, Sesshoumaru, Kurama, Kuwabara, he he I guess you want me to explain huh?" Asked Kagome with a sweat-drop while rubbing the back of her head, and for some reason when Hiei finished she missed his warm touch.

"Cuz, why was Hiei bandaging your leg? How do you know Sesshoum- Lord Sesshoumaru?" Asked Yusuke with 'The Look'. Every else looked at her questionably except for me, since I saw what happened, and Sesshoumaru with his stoic mask on.

"Well first off I'm demon, all I have to do is say Become Demon and I'm in my demon form, before I tell you my story I want you to promise to tell me yours, and did my gift help Rin Sesshoumaru?" I heard Kagome ask with a small grin.

"Yes it did, after the final battle with Naraku, when Rin got away from Jaken, she was attacked by wolves, again." Stated Sesshoumaru, for once I had no clue what was going on.

End Chapter

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