An Ed is Worth 1000 Words

By Fanimation

Author's Note: This is the continuing episode of AEW1W. In this one we find out what the secret is. And this gets to the part where Ed and Eddy try to find out what it is.

Part Two.........Family Ed

"Yes...he's...my son!" The man said to the Eds. The Eds gasped, actually Eddy didn't care and Ed was thinking about butter toast. "So where does Eddward live?"

"He lives over that way!" Eddy said pointing.

"Thank you!" The man said as he drove off.

"...Ed are you thinking what I'm thinking?" Eddy asked. Ed had a stumped look on his face. "Uhhh...butter toast!" Ed said running around.

"What a lump!" Eddy said. "Follow me burr head."

"E-I-E-I-O!!" Ed shouted. Ed and Eddy ran off to Edd's house as fast as they could (but they had to stop 'cause Ed fell down a manhole and thought a wormhole was eating him). Anyway they finally got to Edd's house. The blue car was parked in front of the house. Ed was laughing and running around and ran into it. The car alarm went off. "Eddy it's going to devour our brains through our chins! AHOUGA!!!" Ed yelled running away from it.

"Hey Lumpy it's just the car alarm." Eddy called to Ed.

"Do you want gravy with that?" Ed said running back. He ran right into Eddy.

Meanwhile in the house...

"Hello, father! How are you? Did you have a nice trip?" Edd said offering his father a chair. His father sat down and they began to talk.

"...now of course you know I'm hear to tell you one of the family secrets. This secret has been passed down for seven generations!" His father began. "You know how since you are turning into a man! Your 13th birthday is coming up soon! But that's not why I'm here. You've been getting a lot of sticky notes from us." His father went on pull a piece of paper out of his pocket. "This is your last one!" He handed it to Edd and Edd read it.

"Gasp! But father this could make us rich! I mean if we sell it to the.." Edd said but was interrupted by his father.

"Yes! Yes! I know we could! But you can't just sell a family secret. Now you hang onto that! And I don't care what you do with it! I just hope you keep it enough to past it down to your son!" His father said wiping a tear from his eye. Edd's father left after a few minutes. Ed and Eddy come bursting in the house. "Sock head what was that all about?" Eddy asked. Edd looked at the piece of paper then back at them. "Oh nothing!" He said hiding the piece of paper. "We were just...uhhh...swapping stories!"

"Yawn!" Eddy said. Ed had saw Edd put the piece of paper in his pocket. "I spy with my little eye..." Ed said reaching into Edd's pocket. "...a little brown thing!" Ed was holding the piece of paper. He read it and read it and read it and read again until he finally got it. "Gasp! Double-d..."

"Yes, Ed?" Edd said.

"Do you have a sack of potatoes?" Ed said. Edd sigh and was glad, for once, Ed was a lump.

"Let me see that paper!" Eddy said snatching it from Ed. Eddy read it. He read it twice because he was amazed at what he saw. "Double-d! We could make millions with this! Why didn't you ever tell us THAT YOUR FAMILY HAD A RECIPE FOR JAWBREAKERS!"

"I knew that's how you would have reacted." Edd said. "Why is it me who has to have a family secret! I mean what's under my hat is one thing but this?!"

"Ed shut Double-d up!" Eddy said

"Roger potato head!" Ed said as he slapped Double-d.

"Thank you, Ed!" Edd said.

"C'mon guys! We got some serious work and pigeons to scam before dinner!" Eddy said running into the kitchen.