An Ed is Worth 1000 Words

By Fanimation

Author's Note: Never thought that was the secret huh? I know ya'll were expecting it to be what's under his hat. But don't worry maybe...he might just lose it!

Part

"C'mon guys! We got some serious work and pigeons to scam before dinner!" Eddy said running into the kitchen.

"EDDY! STOP!" Edd shouted. He was shaking furiously. "What's with you, Sock head?"

"You can't just invade my privacy like it was a free lollypop!" Edd continued. "What my secrets are mine and what your secrets are yours! I refuse to help you make currency to your liking!"

"What's with him, Ed?" Eddy asked.

"I haven't got a clue, Buckaroo!" Ed said picking up Eddy and Edd and running into the kitchen.

"Ok one cup of sugar...1/2 cup of flour...some butter..." Eddy said reading down the list.

It really was a mess when they were done. It took them several attempts and a trip to the Grocery store to get it right.

Later that day...

"Step right up! You know you can't resist them! Get your first, ALL FLAVORED JAWBREAKER!!" Eddy yelled from the stand.

"ALL FLAVORED JAWBREAKERS!!!" The kids said. "Me first...no me...Rolf would like the spherical goodness too...I want a jawbreaker!"

"They're only 25 cents so get them while they're still here!" Eddy said. When they were all gone the Eds made $3.00. "I've never seen so much money in one place! TO THE CANDY STOR...wait!"

"What is it Eddy?" Edd asked.

"I just found something out!" Eddy said. "If we got a sock head that can make jawbreakers what's the point of selling it and making money if the money goes to waste!"

"Well, Eddy! Some of that money could go to buying ingredients for the recipe! And the rest could be an investment!" Edd said happily. He remembered what his father said, "...And I don't care what you do with it! I just hope you keep it long enough to past it down to your son..." Edd looked down at the ground. He almost cried for a second but then stopped. "Uh Eddy?"

"Yeah what?!"

"Could I have my recipe back?" Edd asked.

"Why? Why should I give it back? Why should I waste my time with you? Why do I continue to ramble on with these questions?"

"Well first it's my property and second my father wants me to keep it!" Edd said with anger in his eyes.

"No! I'm not giving it back! I don't care what you do I'm not giving it back!" Eddy said turning away. "Come Ed!"

"Roger!" Ed said running happily.

Edd looked at the ground. After a few minutes he started to cry.

"Poke! Poke!" Johnny said, poking Edd. "What you doing Double-D?"

"Oh, nothing!" Edd said getting up wiping the tears out of his eyes. "Say Johnny could you do something for me!"

"What's in it for me?" Johnny asked. Edd whispered into Johnny's ear. "What's that Plank? Plank says 'We'll do it!"

"Wonderful!" Edd said, with joy in his eyes. "Now follow me!"

Johnny followed Edd to his room. There Edd told Johnny what he needed to do. "...So can you do that?"

"What's that Plank? Plank says 'Yes! We can do that!' Say buddy why do you include both of us?" Johnny said walking off.

Johnny ran over to Eddy's house. He entered the house and snuck into the kitchen, with Plank in his mouth. Ed and Eddy were making more jawbreakers. Well Eddy was Ed had that blank expression on his face. Johnny snuck up to Eddy...and...started poking him! "Poke! Poke!"

"Ow! Johnny cut it out!" Eddy said. "Leave my house!"

"You'll have to catch me first!" Johnny said running off.

"Why you little!" Eddy said running after him.

Meanwhile...

Edd had also snuck into the house. He went into the kitchen and looked everywhere for the piece of paper. He checked the shelves, the table, and even Ed's person. But it was nowhere to be found. Edd then snuck into Eddy's room and looked for it. Still he couldn't find it. 'It must be in Eddy's pocket!' He thought.

Just then Johnny ran in with Eddy following. He saw Edd there looking in his dresser. "SO! THIS WAS A SETUP!" Eddy yelled at Edd. "YOU SENT JOHNNY HERE TO DISTRACT ME TO FIND MY PIECE OF PAPER!!!"

"Eddy! That piece of paper is mi..." Edd said but was interrupted.

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO NOW!?! JUST WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!"