An Ed is Worth 1000 Words

By Fanimation

Author's Note: Part 4 of the EEnE fanfic, An Ed is Worth 1000 Words. Insert money here ======= to receive some dirt on whets going on. Oh what's that? YOU'RE BROKE?! Then read darn you READ!!

Part Four.........Time to Take it up an Ed

"DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO YOU NOW!?! JUST WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW AND YOU'LL SEE WHAT'S GONNA TO HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!" Those words had haunted Edd the whole night. Many questions flew through his mind. What was Eddy going to do? How was he going to get his family secret back? And how am I going to repay Johnny?

"Just calm down, Eddward! Take a deep breath and think about something else!" He said to himself. He tried to go to sleep but couldn't. He kept thinking in his mind about what Eddy might do. He woke up several times and looked at the time. 10:54 11:03 12:49 1:30! Eventually he just stayed up. He had to do something. Just then...he got it! "I got it!" He said. "I'll take my ill-mattered revenge!" He laughed for a few minutes. He then pulled a book out from under his mattress. It was labeled 'The Sweet Taste of REVENGE!' He spent several hours designing a plan to get back at Eddy and get his family secret returned to him safely locked away for 20 years.

In the mourning Edd was really tired from staying up all night. He took a little nap but woke up later 'cause he heard a noise. "COME ONE COME ALL!!! TO THE SECRET DOOR!!" He heard Eddy yelling outside. He also heard the sound of kids murmuring. He got up and ran outside as fast as he could. He saw a huge building and a line in front of it. Every kid in the cul-de-sac had paid and entered the Secret Door! Edd ran towards the entrance but Ed stopped him. "No...row, row, row, row for you, Double-D"

"That's right if YOU want to enter you gotta pay!" Eddy said holding out his jar filled with cash. Edd heard the kids laughing in there so he paid and entered. Inside were pictures. Embarrassing pictures of Double-D. Edd picking his nose, Edd using talcum powder on himself, Edd rubbing cream on his legs and arms. Edd was so embarrassed.

"You saw the artwork folks and now for the main event!" Eddy said in the center of the place. "These are only few secrets of Sock head here! There are several others we don't know about! Only two me and Ed know! One worth being here! C'mon Double-D I'm sure you know your own secret!"

"Yes whatever! Just tell them Eddy!" Edd said looking at the ground. Eddy ran over to Double-D and swiped his hat. Edd gasped and tried to cover his head with his hands. The kids also gasped. They had finally learned the horrible secret Edd had tried to keep from them for so long but now he couldn't!

"Ed boy! What his with your bare head that resembles a fat hen's egg!" Rolf said. Everyone starred some even chuckled. "Double-D's got a two header!" Kevin said laughing. Edd's head was double its normal size. (Pause Fanfic)

You see this is actually quite simple! Edd has learned too much. Because he has learned so much his small brain couldn't handle it all. The only thing that could happen was for it to expand. Since it expanded so did his head. Therefore creating a huge bump on his head he hides with his sock, bucket, and others. (Resume Fanfic)

Edd started to cry and went running home. He even forgot to get his hat back. "Poor, Double-D!" Nazz said.

"That thing was hideous! Huh, Plank?" Johnny said to his wooden friend.

Edd was so mad. He knew what he had to do. "TOMORROW I SHALL COMMENCE THIS EVIL DEED AND HAVE MY REVENGE!!!"