Dear Munkustrap,
Admetus is great. He's a bit shy at first, but when he gets to know you he's pretty funny. I'm actually kind of glad I'm not having a tom; I'm sure I don't need to say why. What about the name Jymina. Or Jemina. Or Jemima. Something like that. What do you think? Whoa! Wait a minute. The Jellicle leader had kittens with a non-Jellicle? That's bizarre. I hope it's not the same case when you're leader.
Love you more than I can say,
Demeter