A/N: Hi people! New Trigun story. My last one, which is still in progress, has been really successful.well, for me. So, I decided to write a new story! I know that there are a bunch of really random stories out there, and you may be tiered of them.that's why I wrote one! *Giggle* If you do not like those random stories, don't read this story.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Trigun characters, or any other characters that may appear in this story.

Warning: In case you didn't read the announcement above, this is a random story. If you do not like random stories, with absolutely no plot, then do not read this story. This is your last warning.

The Birds

Chapter 1

It was supposed to be a nice little lunch, and it was. The only problem was what happened after lunch that made everything go wrong:

Vash: Say it!

Meryl: No.

Vash: Say it.

Meryl: _ No!

Vash: Oh come on, you know you want to. ^-^

Meryl: All right! Salmon sandwiches.are.

Vash: Uh-huh?

Meryl: .pretty good.

Vash: See I told you that you would like 'em. (Opens passenger door of the car. Meryl does not get in).What's the matter?

Meryl: I want to drive, seeing as this is my car.

Vash: Okay. (Gets in the car.)

Meryl: (Walks around to the other side, opens the door and gets in) Sigh. Now, buckle up Vash, I don't want you falling out like last time. (Vash follows her orders.)

*Meryl does the same, and adjusts the rear view mirrors. She suddenly stops, starring into the mirror expressionless.*

Vash: (Looks at Meryl) Are you okay (Waves a hand in front of her face)

Meryl: (The trance is broken, gets possessed look on her face) They did it! Again! This time, this time.

Vash: (Very afraid) Mmmeryl? Wha-wha-what is-

Meryl: Aahhhhh!

Vash: (Whimpers like a dog) What's wrong?

Meryl: Those nasty creature! They did it again! (Points to rear window of car)

*Vash looks, to find a white substance splattered against the back windows of the car.*

Vash: (Still afraid) Th-th-the birds?

Meryl: Hm, hm, hm. Yes! The birds. The birds did it! And you know what?

Vash: Wh-what?

Meryl: (Laughs insanely) I just washed the car yesterday!

Vash: Oh no!

Meryl: (Pulls out a huge gun) Oh yes! Guess what we're having tonight?

Vash: (Gets excited) Salmon sandwiches?

Meryl: Nope! Seagull!

*Meryl puts the key in the igniting, and starts the car. Laughs insanely just before pulling out of the parking spot. Meryl steps heavily on the gas, Vash screams in fear. 'Mommy!' as he flies into the back seat.*

Vash: Meryl, please, I'll wash the car.

Meryl: (an evil glint seen in her eye) But first, I want revenge! (Spots a flock of seagulls) Rrrraa! (Meryl opens her window leans out and points the gun at the flock) Die! (She shoots a flurry of bullets at the flock, the seagulls take flight)

Vash: (Praying) If I live, I promise to give doughnuts up for a month. Just let me live!

Meryl: (Looks at Vash, still with the insane look on her face) You'll make it out aline, but they won't! (Shoots again)

Vash: (Opens his window) Please! Somebody help me! She's insane. Help me!

*They pass by Millie and Wolfwood*

Wolfwood: (Takes a drag on his cigarette) Seagulls? Again?

Millie: Yup! ^-^

Wolfwood: Poor Vash. Wonder how long he'll be out.

Millie: Hope she doesn't' hit any pedestrians again.

Wolfwood: Yup. (Takes another drag)

A/N: So.how did you like the first chapter. If people review, I'll update. I've already got chapter two.heck, I'm already up to chapter seven on this story, but I can't give all those chapters out all at one time right? Of course not.so, REVIEW! NOW!