Nighty Night
"Oh god what a night…" Carl moaned as the Daniels trudged to their room. "Dinner was bad enough but those kids playing around all night was even worse. At least I think they were playing. With all those powers exploding everywhere it's hard to tell."
"Let's just go to bed so this Day of a Thousand Deaths can end," Vi fell flat on her bed. "Ororo conned me into taking over study hall tomorrow morning and I'm gonna need all the strength I can get."
"You're lucky," Carl sighed. "Xavier cornered me and talked me into helping with an impromptu mechanics class with Logan tomorrow afternoon. I'm almost afraid to think what would happen next."
"That does sound bad…"
"You know we should really know more about what goes on around here," Carl thought as he sat on the bed.
"Do you really believe that?"
"No but anything's worth a try," Carl sighed. "What is that noise?"
"Oh Stormy! Oh Stormy!" Someone was singing. "Please go on a date with me!"
"SHIPWRECK GO HOME!" Ororo screamed.
BOOM!
"PIETRO!" Kitty screamed. "YOU SET OFF A SHAVING CREAM BOMB IN MY BED! PREPARE TO DIE!"
"TRINITY! GIVE GAMBIT BACK HIS PANTS!" Remy screamed. The girls were squealing.
The ground shook. " PETER! LANCE! STOP FIGHTING!" Kitty shouted.
"Oh lord no…" Carl cried. "No, no, no…"
"Carl relax, they can't keep this up forever," Vi sighed. "Sooner or later someone will get them to knock it off."
Two hours later…
"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?" Ororo screamed as she continued to chase Shipwreck around.
"KURT! TOAD STOP FIGHTING ON THE CELING!" Jean shouted. "LANCE AND PETER STOP FIGHTING PERIOD! TRINITY GIVE REMY AND SCOTT THEIR PANTS BACK!"
"Why isn't Xavier doing something about this?" Vi whined, holding a pillow over her ears.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE PROFESSOR TOOK OFF?" Scott could be heard shouting. "LOGAN, ROADBLOCK AND THUNDERBIRD TOOK HIM WHERE? THEY'D BETTER NOT GET DRUNK AGAIN!"
"ALL RIGHT WHO SET FIRE TO DR. REISMAN'S BED?" Warren could be heard shouting.
"DOOP DON'T EAT THAT!" Jean shouted. "OR THAT!"
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY NO TARGET PRACTICE GAMES IN THE HALL?" Scott shouted. "THAT GOES FOR YOU TOO BEAST! AND GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS!"
"And to think we've only been here one full day and a half," Vi moaned. "NO WONDER EVAN LEFT!"