Hey pple I'm back!!! Can you believe it I'm updating so soon???!!! Hehhehehehhe anyway here's chapter two!!!!
FOR PPLE WHO REVIEWED THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!
Rannathalas: Kowai! I never thought I'd be saying that about Kagura, but if you think about it, she probably knows less than RIN! Who's she goanna ask? I think I have a good idea.
I can't wait to see that impassive face break!
The look! the look!
I wish I could see it!
But I'm getting ahead of the story, aren't I?
Anyway. Love it!
No pressure (pulls out a dagger begins to pick nails with it) but, WRITE MORE, ONEGAI gozaimasu!
Very hyper friend, who hasn't been on fan fiction for three months now,
Locksinger
Response: thanks for the long review!!! How did you know who I was planning on having her ask??? Anyway I'm putting in a twist so not even you can figure it out hehehhe!!!!
StormySkys: lmao, this should be amusing
Response: thanks I hope you keep thinking it's interesting!!! sorry about making you think that i had updated when i didnt!
Sesshoumarus-gal: OMG this is interesting! This story is such a good idea...yea I never thought about it but Kagura wouldn't know how babies are formed (cough) So yeah...UPDATE SOON
Sesshoumarus-gal
Response: thanks for your enthusiasm; I'm glad you think it's a good idea considering you're the first person who reviewed so thanks!!!
Declaimer: don't own Inu-Yasha
Chapter two:
The Problems with Socializing
Kagura suddenly heard a gasp and turned around to spot the entire Inu-gumi staring at her as if she'd grown a second head. She suddenly realized that she had voiced what she had heard/ thought out loud, she felt unbelievably embraced considering the fact that she hadn't sensed them either.
Immediately Miroku was by her side and asked, "Kagura would you possibly consider bearing my..." before our favorite houshi could finish Sango had thrown her boomerang at his head and sent him flying (I give it a 9.5!!! Hehehhe). Everyone stared at them with a sweat drop and went back to their earlier conversation. "Kagura... do you know what you just said meant?" Kagome asked emphasizing know. Inu yasha and Sango turned to look at her questioningly; Kagome blushed unsure how to phrase her answer luckily she was saved the trouble by Miroku he drew both Sango and Inu yasha apart and explained. Sango and Inu yasha came back looking totally embraced. Before any of them could question Kagura on her random and unbeknownst to her, perverted words. An explosion was heard to their right and from the smoke appeared none other than Naraku.
Inu yasha glared at Miroku with an 'I told you so' face. Naraku gave the group a chilling smile particularly at Kagura laughing to himself knowing full well that Kagura had no idea what she had been saying and knew that once she did know she would be utterly embarrassed. He couldn't wait to see how this drama worked itself out. He then spoke, "I quite pleased that you came to find me you saved me quite a bit of trouble." He said directing his words to the Inu-gumi. Turning to Kagura he have her a look that made her blood freeze in her veins, "Kagura I told you to watch the women they are essential to my plans luckily for you nothing happened, but had something happened..." He left his threat hang letting her get the full meaning of his words. Kagura stood a bit wobbly from fear and from sitting so long.
Naraku then directed his words to everyone, "I have a new detachment that cant wait to meet you, she's very anxious." Kagura was nervous for Naraku to have been exited enough or proud enough to actually introduce a detachment instead of just sending it off to do mischief was usually a sure sign of danger.
A figure suddenly appeared from the shadows of the forest it was indeed a she demon, but she was truly monstrous her five heads consisted of an eye and a mouth that took up most of her face on further inspection you noticed her body was full of cuts that didn't look quite normal. The most disturbing thing about the creature was what she wore the limbs of decided human woman the heads cut of and their nude bodies you used to cover herself. Kagura couldn't help but think the last part ironic.
Without warning the monster attached heading straight for the Inu-gumi. The demon hunter Sango was the first to react she through her boomerang through the monsters five heads, yet the monster formed herself once more and when Sango tried to repeat her attack she found herself at the receiving end of a boomerang much like her own. The blow having come from the monster; that in itself didn't disturbed anyone what did disturbed them was that one of the she monsters 5 heads had turned into Sango's or one looking suspiciously like hers.
What came next made them all turn green after receiving no attack from Sango the monster peeled the face (imagine actually looking at a severed face (ewww with black rotting flesh in crap (vomit (you should be glad you didn't come up with this thing) and devoured it the face was torn from the heads mouth by another head and the head that once held a face similar to Sango's was devoured by the others. Inu yasha turned to Miroku "Looks like this thing can't tell itself apart from a human when one of its heads has a human face." Inu yasha told Miroku in a hush voice. Miroku nodded his agreement answering, "Yes, it would appear so out of all his creation this one far exceeds his other abominations.
Very near by
"Lord Sesshoumaru!!!" Came the unusually shrill voice of the demon Sesshoumaru's toad like servant. The demon lord turned to regard his servant. "What is it Jaken." The toad Jaken trembled "me Lord will you be off to fight the half demon Naraku?" The lord kept silent and continued walking towards the repulsive stench. The toad was quiet but curiosity soon over came fear "Me lord?" "Naraku had trespassed into my lands... I leave to deal with him." Sesshoumaru answered in his neutral and uncaring voice. A yawn was hear behind the to and Sesshoumaru turned to look at his human charge Rin. "Lord Sesshoumaru-sama are you leaving." The lord gave her a curt nod and started walking. The little girl probably no older than seven or eight dismounted the two headed dragon she had previously been riding and had fallen asleep on and ran after her lord. "Lord Sesshoumaru-sama Rin wants to go with you." "May Rin come?" Sesshoumaru didn't answer the girl getting no response excepting this as a yes since he hadn't refused and followed her lord humming a little song.
In Rin's Mind (the words of the song she's humming)
Over crystal fields and wild flowersThe sun will fall
The moon will rise
And the lady of darkness will sing
La lala lala la
As she sings
Floating lights touch the sky
And mama hums
Hmhmmmhmhm
I will think of you and remember you
I will protect you from all harm
My little one
My little songbird
And spread you wings and smile
For you are free
'Oh! Rin cannot remember the rest of the song!' The girl Rin thought to herself sadly maybe someone would know the song as well and tell her how it should go.
Rin noticed that they were approaching a clearing and looked at a bit questionably when suddenly someone went flying into a tree quickly followed by a "That freaky BITCH!!!!" When the group fully entered the clearing the caught sight of the monster Rin gave a gasp of horror, as did Jaken. Sesshoumaru merely raised an eyebrow in disgust. Drawing his sword he attacked but was through back by a boomerang through from the monster that seemed to have been thrown virtually from nowhere. Suddenly, Inu yasha yelled out to Sesshoumaru. "What the hell are you doing here!" without giving Inu yasha a second look the demon lord was about to attack once more when, suddenly, Miroku opened his air rip. At the same time the she creature did so as well Where the two black holes met a whole was made that started sucking everything in its path like a vacuum. Everyone in the surrounding area was sucked in the she monster being the last to go into the black void saying in a voice that sounded remarkably like nails scraping across a chalk board, "I am Urshto the devourer of flesh the one that eats itself and is reborn through her stomach. I have completed the first part of my mission, do not comfort yourselves with the thought that I am gone your only hope to leave this place is to kill me good luck KUKUKUKHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Hey people what did you think (hopeful smile!!!) next chapter should be up in a week or so... hope you like!!! PLEASE REVIEW AND GIVE IDEAS I"LL LISTEN OR COMENTS WORK TO!!!