A/N: FINALLY! Chapter 3 of 'The Birds'. It has taken me so long to update all my stories. I'm finally back though. Computers are such a huge pain in the butt really. Anyways, on with the chapter.
Disclaimer: I do not own the Trigun characters, or most usually any other character that appears in this story, because usually they are from other works of fiction.
Chapter 3
Birthday parties and DJs
Vash: I'm bored, let's bring somebody here.
Wolfwood: Who?
Poof
Vash: Hi Legato.
Legato: I don't want to be here.
Wolfwood: Sorry. Neither does Vash.
Legato: Then poof out.
Vash: I can't.
Legato: Then I will.
Wolfwood: You can't either.
Legato: (Angry) Why not?!
Wolfwood: I dunno.
Legato: --.--
Meryl: MWAHHHAHAHA!!!
Legato: O.o What's her problem?
Vash: Seagull…(Points to the back window)
Legato: (With understanding) Oh…
Wolfwood: I'm bored. Let's bring Millie back.
Poof
Millie: Hello! (Still with eggs. -.-)
Poof
Wolfwood: Who brought this here? (Holding a rabbit)
Millie: Aww! I did! Hello Mer. Rabbit, do you want an egg? Here, you can have Mr. Vash!
Meryl: (Shoots the rabbit with the Big Gun) Mwahahaha!
Millie: Wah! The rabbit! (cries)
Rabbit: X.X
Wolfwood: Get rid of it!
Millie: Okay!
Poof
Wolfwood: Thanks.
Millie: Pudding. -
Legato: O.o
Vash: --.--
Wolfwood: (Gasps. Holding a calendar) I totally forgot! No wonder you're so grumpy Legato!
Legato: …
Wolfwood: Happy Birthday Buddy!
Legato: What?
Wolfwood: (Points to the calendar) See? It's your birthday!
Millie: Party!
Meryl: Party?! I wanna have a party!
Wolfwood: Aren't you still on your Revenge Rampage?
Meryl: Yeah, so? (Climbs into the back with everyone else)
Vash: Who's driving the car?
Meryl: The car.
Legato: -.O
The Big Gun is floating outside the window as if Meryl was still there, shoots at the flock of seagull randomly
Wolfwood: Forget about it, let's party!
Poof! Poof!
Legato: Cake! No, I want hot dogs!
Poof
Vash: Look, presents too!
Legato: Mine!
Vash: I want-
Legato: Mine!
Wolfwood: …
Millie: What's the matter Wolfy?
Wolfwood: Something's missing…music!
Poof
Meryl: Wolfwood! We can't have him here!
DJ Man: Hi!
Meryl: It's too crowded. Especially with all his equipment.
Wolfwood: But I want him here!
The Big Gun Shoots Wolfwood
Wolfwood: X.X
Legato: Amy party guests!
Wolfwood: I'm alive again!
Legato: Yay! DJ Guy, crank up the music.
DJ Guy: (Thumbs up)
Millie: Yay!
Vash: --.--
Meryl:
Legato: -
Wolfwood: -
DJ Guy: -
Legato: Hot dogs! Woohoo!
Song ends…cool techno song comes on
All: (Rave)
?: Food fight!
Hot dogs and cake start flying through the air
DJ Guy: Ah! Not the equipment! (Food halts in mid-flight)
Poof
Wolfwood: There, I poofed your equipment away, now we can food fight! (Food resumes)
DJ Guy: Fine with me!
Ten minutes later, the food fight ends
DJ Guy: Well, that was fun you guys, but I have to go do a birthday party for Knives! I hear there's going to be a clown.
All: O.O
Millie: Clowns are scary!
Meryl: Wait, can we kill you first?
DJ Guy: Sure! A/N: So enthusiastic…
Big Gun shoots DJ Guy
DJ Guy: X.X
Millie: He's dead.
DJ Guy: I'm back. Well, it's been fun.
Poof
A/N:Well, what did you think of the chapter everyone? All who read this must review! Especially, because I am one of those people who love reviews. Flames of not. I want people to criticize my work. I want to know what people think. Please, I am starved for reviews! Please! Yeah, did that sound sad and pathetic to anyone else? Well, anyways, please review. I'm really bored, and reviews are a source of entertainment.