A/N: Hewow! How is you? Very bored, and brain hurts. I no feel good!
Note: If 'All' is said, it means everyone excluding Meryl, unless otherwise specified. This will make things much easier, and clearer, just because some reactions do not fit with.
Chapter 4
Magic Wands and Super Death
Wolfwood: Hm…DJ Gus gone
Legato: I don't like being covered in cake and hot dogs.
Poof
Millie: Woo! Clean!
Vash: Parties over.
Meryl: Yup ON with revenge! (Gets insane look on her face again) Mwahahaha!
All: O.O
Wolfwood: I'm bored.
All:…
Vash: Well…what can we do?
Poof
Millie: Monkey!
Wolfwood: Millie would you stop with the explicative-ing animals!
Millie: Okay! Bye monkey, oh wait…(gets an egg) you can have Mr. Legato.
Poof
Vash: Where am I?
Wolfwood: In the car.
Vash: No, egg me! (Eggs get thrown at him) No, not that, I mean, where is the egg version of me?
Millie: I gave him to the rabbit!
Vash: But he died!
Millie: (Looking on the floor) Oh! There he is!
Meryl: (Shoots egg Vash)
Egg Vash: X.X
Poof
Wolfwood: Well…he's gone now.
Vash: Gooey egg guts are on me!
Poof
Vash: Yay! I'm egg gut free! -
Poof
Millie: Look! It's Harry Potter!
Harry: What am I doing here?
Millie: I dunno, want some pudding? Or how 'bout an egg?
Harry: o.O No thanks.
Millie: Okay!
Meryl: (Shoots Harry with the Big Gun)
Harry: X.X
Wolfwood: She killed him.
Vash: Yup.
Legato: Ha! I haven't died yet! (Meryl shoots him) X.X
Harry: Whoa! Did I just die?
All except Legato: Yeah
Harry: o.O You guys are crazy. Now, how can I get back? I was just fighting Voldermort. If I don't win everyone will be-
Poof
At the dark place where Harry and Voldermort were battling:
"-killed…?" Harry finished his sentence.
Voldermort looked at Harry in anger, "Where did you go you coward? You were about to kill me."
"I don't know where I was," Harry tried to explain, "all I know is, I was in some car with some crazy people that killed me."
"…" Voldermort was speechless. "Well, where were we? Oh, I was about to kill you. Now, prepare to die!" Voldermort glided forward.
Harry searched in his pocket for his wand, but all his hand touched was air. "What? Where's my wand?" Harry searched the ground for it, but it was nowhere to be found. Harry then looked up, and saw Voldermort's red eyes only a few feet away from his own. "Oh explicative!" Harry exclaimed.
Wolfwood: Hey you guys! What's this? (Picks up Harry's wand…)
Vash: You guys (All look at Vash) Legato's still dead. He should have come back by now.
All: …
Meryl: (Shoots Millie)
Millie: X.X…pudding…
Wolfwood: O.O That's strange.
Meryl: Mwahahaha! (Shoots Wolfwood)
Wolfwood: X.X
Vash: Everyone's dead but me!
MillieLegatoWolfwood: Not everyone!
Vash: Yay!
Poof
Writer: Hi you guys!
All: …
Writer: What?
Wolfwood: Who poofed her here?
All: …
Writer: I did! - This story was getting fun, so I-(Meryl shoots her) X.X
WolfwoodLegatoVash: O.O
Millie: Pudding?
Vash: I feel another Revenge Rampage coming on. (Whimpers like a dog)
Writher: Heeellloooo!
All: O.o
Vash: You're not angry?
Poof
Writer: Turkey?
Vash: No thanks.
Writer: (Stuffs turkey into his mouth) Sure you do! (Sees Legato)
Legato: No! Noooo!
Writer: Yay! (Huggles him to death)
Legato: X.X
Writer: Whoops!
Wolfwood: Hey, someone died, and it actually wasn't by the Big Gun! ( Gets huggled to death too) X.X
Millie: X.X
Vash: Hey! What happened to Millie?
Writer: Dunno! She's only died once though.
Vash: How 'bout Meryl? She hasn't died.
Writer: Fine.
Meryl: X.X
Car crashes into a wall
All including Meryl: X.X
A/N: Hello. End of chapter four. I guess people love the random crazyness of the story. I've been getting great reviews, and I am encouraged to write more. Even though it seems that my story muse has left me.