A/N: So, here's the next chapter of 'the Birds'. Yeah, it's a good chapter I guess...
Chapter 6
Many Noodles and Exploding Stars
Knives: I'm hungry.
Vash: Salmon sandwiches!
Poof
Knives: No! Get those away from me!
Poof
Midvalley: How 'bout Ramen noodles?!
Poof
Knives: Yay! (Starts to eat Ramen) Yummy!
Vash: Can I have-
Knives: No!
Vash: (Cries)
Meryl: (Shoots Knives)
Knives: X.X (Bleeding into the Vat of Ramen)
Vash: No! Save the Ramen!
Poof
Writer: Ramen?! Where?
Wolfwood: She's baaack.
Writer: (Looks into the Vat of Ramen) Ew! Blood Flavored Ramen! Gross!
Poof
Vash: Yay! A new Vat of Ramen!
Writer: (Hogs it) Eat donuts.
Vash: Yay! Donuts!
Poof
Vash: (With five boxes of doughnuts)
Poof
Vash: My doughnuts! I didn't even get to eat half of that!
Knives: (Laughing)
Writer: (With Big Gun III shoots Knives)
Knives: X.X
Poof
Vash: Yay! My donuts are back!
Knives: I'm alive.
Writer: (Eating Ramen)
Vash: (Eating donuts)
Wolfwood: (asleep)
Poof
Millie: Hey you guys! I've got pudding!
Legato: (Hugs a teddy bear)
All: O.o
Legato: (Hides it)
Midvalley: (Playing the sax)
Meryl: Come on birdies! Don't be afraid. I won't hurt you! (Shoots another round)
Vash: sigh. When will I be able to leave?
All: Never.
Vash: --,--
Millie: You know what?
All except Millie: what?
Millie: It's crowded in here.
All except Millie: (faint)
Writer: Who's up for the Poof Game!
All except Writer: No!
Writer: Hm…I like that game.
Vash: Have more Ramen!
Writer: Yay!
Poof
Writer: Ramen! -
Vash: Would you like to share?
Writer: (growls) No!...slurp…
Vash: Please?
Writer: Okay (Scoots over to make room at the Vat)
WriterVash: -
Poof
All: O.O
Brittany Spears: Uh…
All: No! Get us out of here! Please! (Scratching the windows)
Brittany: Hello, who are you? (Talking to Knives)
Knives: I'm Knives.
Brittany: I like you.
Knives: Aahhh! No! Anything but that!
Meryl: (Shoots Brittany with the Big Gun, saving Knives from being hugged by her.)
Brittany: X.X
All: Yay!
Brittany: You are so mean!
Wolfwood: We don't like you.
Brittany: But everyone loves me!
Wolfwood: Uh…
Writer: Well, we don't love you, and we're part of everybody, so that means that not everyone loves you. So, that means some people don't love you.
Brittany: No, you people are nobodies, so you are part of nothing.
Writer: What? But that's not possible.
Brittany: Even if it didn't make sense, it sounded good.
Writer: No it didn't.
Brittany: Well, I'm loved by more people, so I make more sense.
Writer: No, you don't.
Millie: (Interrupts) Pudding?
Brittany: Pudding! I love pudding!
Millie: Want some? -
Brittany: Sure!
Brittany and Millie start eating pudding. After a while Millie stops. She can't eat anymore. Brittany keeps going, without signs of slowing.
All except Brittany: Ew! This is gross!
Brittany: Gobble! Gobble! Gobble!
Midvalley: She's grown twice her usual size!
Wolfwood: That's not natural.
A rumbling noise is heard. Brittany stops her grotesque eating.
Brittany: (Pudding all over her face) What's that noise?
Knives: I think she's going to explode!
All except Brittany: Yay!
Brittany: That's so-uh-oh….BOOM!
Before she could finish she exploded. Pieces of Brittany all over the car.
All: Ew!
A/N: What did you think of that ending? Pretty great huh? Well, sorry if you love her, but I don't really like her. -