Silver: I LOVE UPDATING AND REVIEWS! THEY MAKE ME SOOOO HAPPY!
Piccolo: Stop shouting please...
Silver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Transformations
Chappie 4
~*~
"I do not hate everything!" Piccolo said hotly.
"But you do! You're always scowling, and snarling...you don't like to do anything....I'm sorry for the way you feel about life..." Ame said sadly, and looked out the window again.
'I'm always scowling? I'm not! I just have facial expressions like that!' Piccolo convinced himself with a snarl.
"See! You just did it again!" Said Ame sadly.
As she stared out the window, Piccolo closed his eyes and thought of her statement.
'I do not hate everything. I don't! I'm just namekian...'
'But your human currently..' said a sudden little voice in his mind.
'Yes, but not for long.' Piccolo answered back roughly.
'Sure....don't enjoy your time as a human. As human, you can mate.' said the voice sudductively.
'Mate? Why the hell would I want to do that?' Piccolo asked confused.
'When Namekians were more plentiful, they turned them selves Sayian, and human to mate. They would not stay Namekian. I thought you knew that...' The voice answered.
'They did no such thing.' Piccolo tried to convince himself.
'Oh but they did. They turned them selves with the help of the Dragon Balls, how else do you think out population dwindled?' the voice said slitheringly.
'We were killed by the Sayians. That's what all the elders said.' 'Yes. In a way they killed us. They killed us, but letting us turn into them. We would look like them, but have our same Namekian power. That's why some Sayian's are different than others.' the voice said soothingly.
'Your lying! That isn't true...' Piccolo tried to convince himself, but found himself beliving, the odd little voice in his head.
'If you don't belive me, why don't you try and use your power, they will work, even if you look human. Also, try and look at that woman over there, think of how she is female, and you are male. See what happens.' the voice said slippery, with an underlying amusment.
'Fehing' in anger, Piccolo put out his hand, and touched the other to his forehead. He consentraited like in his normal form, to make an attacke. As it visialized, he almost let go of his concentration in amazment.
It was true.
He could use his powers in this human form. Sure he liked his green form, but he wanted to interact, and have people actually want to be near him. He had always been alone, but he wouldn't let any one know that.
As he looked back over to Ame, who was now asleep, he tried to do what the voice in his head said to. He stared at her, and visualized her, and himself. He widened his eyes, as something in his southern regions moved.
He realized that this was natural for a human male. As he poked her and she sleepily woke she asked,
"What? Are we done yet?"
"No. I'm going to go for now." He said gruffly.
"Oh...but why?" She said pitifully.
"I'll be home in time for dinner. Have fun." He roughly said, and opened the door. Jumping out, he flew off towards the center of the city.
Ame sat back in her seat, closing her opened mouth from protest. "Well fine. I guess I'll have to go to the arcade by my self....OH WELL! MORE MONEY FOR ME!" bouncing in her seat, she smiled excitedly.
~*~
Piccolo flew closer to the human library, and was getting more, and more agitated by the fact of what he was doing.
He was going to research male human behavior. He wanted to know how they act, how they speak, how their expressions differ, and the such. He had to know if he was going to fit in.....
As Piccolo made his way to an alley way, he noticed that there were some vermin humans that were drinking a substance. He recognized it as the same stuff that Ame went crazy on. He would have to avoid it.
As he crossed the road, walking, he walked into the cool front doors. Not knowing what to do, he looked around amazed. The library was not as big as the ones at his planet, but they were large all the same.
Piccolo was distracted from his gaze when a small woman pulled on his shirt.
"Sir? Can I help you?" she wispered.
".....yes." he answered as if not trusting her.
"What are you looking for sir?" She asked again.
"I'm looking for books on...." Piccolo didn't know what to say, so he trailed of blankly.
"Oh...your one of those men.." the librarian smiled knowingly, and led him over to a rack of books. They had pictures of males, and females on them smiling, and touching noses. Sometimes mouths.
Piccolo raised an eye brow at the rack, and looked over to the lady, to find her gone. As he shrugged, he began to look through the books in search of the right one.
Pulling out one that said clearly, "Men, andWomen. How they interact."
Putting it in his arms, and walking to a table, he thought it would be his best bet. As he opened it and began to read, he leaned back, and relaxed.
~*~
Ame sat in the arcade, and was whooting on her goal of 100,000 points at the pinball machine.
"YEEEEES! I WON!"
She whooted again, and started her little happy dance around the table. She yelled for minute, then calmly stopped. Brushing of her clothes from imaginary dust, she sat back done, and started to play again.
~*~
Piccolo sat, staring wide eyed at the book. He blinked, and rubbed his eyes with a hand. He looked back and stared widely.
There was a picture of two humans...mating! IN A BOOK! HOLY HELL! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS THING!
Snapping close the book, he looked ahead and made a promise to himself. 'I will never again, ever again look at a female. Ever.'
As he picked up another book inspite of himself, he began to read again. As he did, he just relaxed into his chair. As he read the book titled, "Ways to a woman's heart."
Piccolo read of the ways that the female gender liked large, huge things. Rings, jewelry, stuff like that. Piccolo frowned, that big shiny stuff was much to expensive, and stupid for his tastes.
He disgustedly slammed the book closed, and decided to go and visit Ame again. He might as well, since he had nothing better to do. He knew a little more about how a human male's mind works.
As he was walking out of the library he saw a familiar face. There stood Goku standing there reading the sign over the library.
"Hello Goku." He said quietly.
"Hello! I don't belive I know you....what's your name?" He asked smiling, and happy holding out his hands.
His eyes widened as he remebered that he was human and he smirked.
"Why Goku. You don't recongnize me? Even if I'm not green any more." He said crossing his arm's over his chest.
"Green? But the only green person I know is...what....YOUR PICCOLO!" He shouted with bulging eyes.
"Yes. That's my name." He replied arrogantly.
"PICCOLO! Your human! That's great! Who turned you? Was it the Dragon Balls? Who wished it? Did you? Wow! That's so neat!" Goku was circling Piccolo like a hawk, and asking rapid fire question.
Piccolo cooly answered, "Ame changed me. She thought I was sad looking, and yes it was the dragon balls."
"WOW! THAT'S SO NEAT! I have to show you around! And have you meet some of my human friends! There the one's that help me buy clothing!" Goku said happily displaying his jeans, and t-shirt.
"Whatever." Piccolo now had something to do, and he was ready to.
~*~
Piccolo now wanted to kill the maker of clothing.
"We've been in this store for 1 and a 1/2 hours. Can we leave?" Piccolo asked trying to keep his cool.
"Oh yeah! But first we have to get your tux, and then some more shirts, and some date clothing! You're a good bad ass man."
Piccolo pondered the phrase, as he displayed himself in the mirror. He had on a black and white bandana, with skulls on it. He was wearing black skater pants with chains, and a shirt with a skeleton on it saying, "And I Jack! The pumpkin king!"
He didn't understand it, but he wore it any way. As the females in the store kept staring at him, he got rather annoyed. He was disliking this store more and more.
As they got him the rest of the clothing he needed, he walked out into the air, happily. He was starting to hate going shopping as Goku happily called it.
As Piccolo sent his items home with Goku, with the excuse of 'Meditating.' He lifted off, and went to find Ame.
~*~
Ame was playing another video game, when she stretched. She stood, and scratched her leg, "Time to go!" She said happily.
She turned to leave with her many prizes to see a goth man in front of her. She had always been attracted to goth men, and she eyed this one. He seemed familiar, but then dropped her items in surprise when he scowled.
"Piccolo! Your! Your goth! WOW!" She ran to him, and began to pet his newest clothing. Watching her make a fool of her self was fun, but he then started to get quite annoyed.
"Of me woman, were going home." He said scowling still, and started to pick up her fallen things. As he did, she kept talking about his clothing and appearance. He ignored with a roll of his eyes, and stood to walk out the door.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Silver: DONE!
Piccolo: Woo.
Silver: STILL DONE!
Piccolo: Stop shouting please...
Silver: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Transformations
Chappie 4
~*~
"I do not hate everything!" Piccolo said hotly.
"But you do! You're always scowling, and snarling...you don't like to do anything....I'm sorry for the way you feel about life..." Ame said sadly, and looked out the window again.
'I'm always scowling? I'm not! I just have facial expressions like that!' Piccolo convinced himself with a snarl.
"See! You just did it again!" Said Ame sadly.
As she stared out the window, Piccolo closed his eyes and thought of her statement.
'I do not hate everything. I don't! I'm just namekian...'
'But your human currently..' said a sudden little voice in his mind.
'Yes, but not for long.' Piccolo answered back roughly.
'Sure....don't enjoy your time as a human. As human, you can mate.' said the voice sudductively.
'Mate? Why the hell would I want to do that?' Piccolo asked confused.
'When Namekians were more plentiful, they turned them selves Sayian, and human to mate. They would not stay Namekian. I thought you knew that...' The voice answered.
'They did no such thing.' Piccolo tried to convince himself.
'Oh but they did. They turned them selves with the help of the Dragon Balls, how else do you think out population dwindled?' the voice said slitheringly.
'We were killed by the Sayians. That's what all the elders said.' 'Yes. In a way they killed us. They killed us, but letting us turn into them. We would look like them, but have our same Namekian power. That's why some Sayian's are different than others.' the voice said soothingly.
'Your lying! That isn't true...' Piccolo tried to convince himself, but found himself beliving, the odd little voice in his head.
'If you don't belive me, why don't you try and use your power, they will work, even if you look human. Also, try and look at that woman over there, think of how she is female, and you are male. See what happens.' the voice said slippery, with an underlying amusment.
'Fehing' in anger, Piccolo put out his hand, and touched the other to his forehead. He consentraited like in his normal form, to make an attacke. As it visialized, he almost let go of his concentration in amazment.
It was true.
He could use his powers in this human form. Sure he liked his green form, but he wanted to interact, and have people actually want to be near him. He had always been alone, but he wouldn't let any one know that.
As he looked back over to Ame, who was now asleep, he tried to do what the voice in his head said to. He stared at her, and visualized her, and himself. He widened his eyes, as something in his southern regions moved.
He realized that this was natural for a human male. As he poked her and she sleepily woke she asked,
"What? Are we done yet?"
"No. I'm going to go for now." He said gruffly.
"Oh...but why?" She said pitifully.
"I'll be home in time for dinner. Have fun." He roughly said, and opened the door. Jumping out, he flew off towards the center of the city.
Ame sat back in her seat, closing her opened mouth from protest. "Well fine. I guess I'll have to go to the arcade by my self....OH WELL! MORE MONEY FOR ME!" bouncing in her seat, she smiled excitedly.
~*~
Piccolo flew closer to the human library, and was getting more, and more agitated by the fact of what he was doing.
He was going to research male human behavior. He wanted to know how they act, how they speak, how their expressions differ, and the such. He had to know if he was going to fit in.....
As Piccolo made his way to an alley way, he noticed that there were some vermin humans that were drinking a substance. He recognized it as the same stuff that Ame went crazy on. He would have to avoid it.
As he crossed the road, walking, he walked into the cool front doors. Not knowing what to do, he looked around amazed. The library was not as big as the ones at his planet, but they were large all the same.
Piccolo was distracted from his gaze when a small woman pulled on his shirt.
"Sir? Can I help you?" she wispered.
".....yes." he answered as if not trusting her.
"What are you looking for sir?" She asked again.
"I'm looking for books on...." Piccolo didn't know what to say, so he trailed of blankly.
"Oh...your one of those men.." the librarian smiled knowingly, and led him over to a rack of books. They had pictures of males, and females on them smiling, and touching noses. Sometimes mouths.
Piccolo raised an eye brow at the rack, and looked over to the lady, to find her gone. As he shrugged, he began to look through the books in search of the right one.
Pulling out one that said clearly, "Men, andWomen. How they interact."
Putting it in his arms, and walking to a table, he thought it would be his best bet. As he opened it and began to read, he leaned back, and relaxed.
~*~
Ame sat in the arcade, and was whooting on her goal of 100,000 points at the pinball machine.
"YEEEEES! I WON!"
She whooted again, and started her little happy dance around the table. She yelled for minute, then calmly stopped. Brushing of her clothes from imaginary dust, she sat back done, and started to play again.
~*~
Piccolo sat, staring wide eyed at the book. He blinked, and rubbed his eyes with a hand. He looked back and stared widely.
There was a picture of two humans...mating! IN A BOOK! HOLY HELL! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS THING!
Snapping close the book, he looked ahead and made a promise to himself. 'I will never again, ever again look at a female. Ever.'
As he picked up another book inspite of himself, he began to read again. As he did, he just relaxed into his chair. As he read the book titled, "Ways to a woman's heart."
Piccolo read of the ways that the female gender liked large, huge things. Rings, jewelry, stuff like that. Piccolo frowned, that big shiny stuff was much to expensive, and stupid for his tastes.
He disgustedly slammed the book closed, and decided to go and visit Ame again. He might as well, since he had nothing better to do. He knew a little more about how a human male's mind works.
As he was walking out of the library he saw a familiar face. There stood Goku standing there reading the sign over the library.
"Hello Goku." He said quietly.
"Hello! I don't belive I know you....what's your name?" He asked smiling, and happy holding out his hands.
His eyes widened as he remebered that he was human and he smirked.
"Why Goku. You don't recongnize me? Even if I'm not green any more." He said crossing his arm's over his chest.
"Green? But the only green person I know is...what....YOUR PICCOLO!" He shouted with bulging eyes.
"Yes. That's my name." He replied arrogantly.
"PICCOLO! Your human! That's great! Who turned you? Was it the Dragon Balls? Who wished it? Did you? Wow! That's so neat!" Goku was circling Piccolo like a hawk, and asking rapid fire question.
Piccolo cooly answered, "Ame changed me. She thought I was sad looking, and yes it was the dragon balls."
"WOW! THAT'S SO NEAT! I have to show you around! And have you meet some of my human friends! There the one's that help me buy clothing!" Goku said happily displaying his jeans, and t-shirt.
"Whatever." Piccolo now had something to do, and he was ready to.
~*~
Piccolo now wanted to kill the maker of clothing.
"We've been in this store for 1 and a 1/2 hours. Can we leave?" Piccolo asked trying to keep his cool.
"Oh yeah! But first we have to get your tux, and then some more shirts, and some date clothing! You're a good bad ass man."
Piccolo pondered the phrase, as he displayed himself in the mirror. He had on a black and white bandana, with skulls on it. He was wearing black skater pants with chains, and a shirt with a skeleton on it saying, "And I Jack! The pumpkin king!"
He didn't understand it, but he wore it any way. As the females in the store kept staring at him, he got rather annoyed. He was disliking this store more and more.
As they got him the rest of the clothing he needed, he walked out into the air, happily. He was starting to hate going shopping as Goku happily called it.
As Piccolo sent his items home with Goku, with the excuse of 'Meditating.' He lifted off, and went to find Ame.
~*~
Ame was playing another video game, when she stretched. She stood, and scratched her leg, "Time to go!" She said happily.
She turned to leave with her many prizes to see a goth man in front of her. She had always been attracted to goth men, and she eyed this one. He seemed familiar, but then dropped her items in surprise when he scowled.
"Piccolo! Your! Your goth! WOW!" She ran to him, and began to pet his newest clothing. Watching her make a fool of her self was fun, but he then started to get quite annoyed.
"Of me woman, were going home." He said scowling still, and started to pick up her fallen things. As he did, she kept talking about his clothing and appearance. He ignored with a roll of his eyes, and stood to walk out the door.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Silver: DONE!
Piccolo: Woo.
Silver: STILL DONE!