1For Padfoot yet again! I needed to work on this...urm...so I am! HUZZAH!
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Piccolo was currently sleeping, and heard a loud squwak of ingdignation from somewhere in the distance. He scowled deeply, and snarled about stupid horny Saijins. He covered his head with his makeshift pillow, and groaned.
Sitting up suddenly, he bellowed out, "SHUT UUUUUUP!" suddenly, the place was silent again. Sighing, and laying back down, he closed his eyes.
Suddenly sensing another presence in the room, he opened his right eye, and swerved it to the chi in the room that was not his. He focused on it, and let his eyes/eye become used to the darkness.
Seeing Ame, he sighed heavily, and opened both eyes. "What is it Ame?" He asked you do me a favor?" she asked, looking slightly embarrassed.
"What?" he asked rudely.
"Ur...a favor?" she squeaked again.
"Why, and in the middle of the night?" he asked again.
"'cause it's important?" she said, more like a question.
Sighing, Piccolo sat up, and rubbing his eyes. "What is it woman?" he asked, trying to get her to hurry up and tell him.
"Well...ya see....I wanted to uh....learn how to fly..and ...I can't...I don't know if it's a Namek thing, or a Saijin thing, or just...natural talent. But it'd be fun..." she asked, scuffing her toe on the floor.
"You want me to teach you how to fly in the dead of night?" he asked increadously.
"Uh...yes..?" she replied.
Piccolo shook his head, and stood up. He stretched, and felt eyes on him. Opening his own again, he caught Ame ogling his stomach.
Looking down, he didn't find anything out of place, and he looked over to her with an expression of confused bordem.
"Uh...s-sorry sir..." Ame stuttered, blushing a deep red, and turning away.
"It's alright...for whatever, and please just call me Piccolo, and NOT sir." he growled out.
"Yes s-uh, Piccolo." she followed him silently out of the house, and waited in front of him so they could begin their lessons.
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Jenny looked around slyly, and smiled. 'Mehehehehe....he'll never know what's coming to him...' she tip toed through the door, and smiled slyly.
She poured honey onto his spandex suit, and giggled to herself. She quickly flew out before her lowered chi was noticed. She laughed to herself when she was safe in the vicinity of her room.
She sat down, ready to finally go to bed, when she felt the pull and push of Piccolo's chi. Wondering what he was doing up so late at night had her look up wonderingly.
When she felt it in the same place, and rock back and forth, she became even more concerned. Then her face gained the color to chalenge the color of an apple. She put a hand to her mouth, and conceled her roar of laughter threatening to come loose.
She wouldn't go over know, but she would defenitaly ask in the morning who got the stone cold Piccolo to do such a human thing. She laughed, and scorned the Namek who was pulled in with something as silly as love.
She undressed, and dressed back into her strawberry shortcake pajamas, and slid into her cool covers. She sighed, and laughed again. Closing her eyes, she smiled, and fell asleep.
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Piccolo rocked back and forth on his heels, struggling to not laugh out loud. He watched Ame try, and flap her arms to fly, and succeded into looking like a fool. He tried to look serene, but the odd sparkle in his eye made it impossiable.
She glared at the green haired 'human' and 'hmphed' at him.
"Don't laugh!" She winned, and tried to concentrate this time.
"Are you going to listen to me, or are you going to make your self look even stupider...?" he asked, giving her a superior smile.
"Grrrr..." she looked obidiently at him, but didn't really want to of course.
"Good. Now, you must focus your mind on nothing. Nothing at all. White if possiable. When you reached that point of nothingness, you will feel lighter. Push off from the ground, and try and float on the nothingness you feel." Piccolo calmly stated, and closed his eyes.
Ame watched the green haired namec turned human and closed her own eyes as well. She furrowed her brow trying to concentrate on nothing, but trying to feel nothing at the same time.
Piccolo watched her, and chuckled at her expression, but hide it behind a small cough. He watched her lithe form tense, and he inhaled deeply to catch some of the emotions she was emitting.
As she did so, Piccolo inhaled the scent of freshly cut wood, and aspen trees. Liking the scent, he stepped closer to see what was causing it. As he stepped nearer and nearer to her, the enticing scent grew stronger. Suddenly he found himself an inch away from her neck, where the scent was the strongest.
The dizzy part of his normal mind told him to run, but his other part told him to stay. Pushing his nose into her neck, he caught her when she crumpled suddenly from the surprise of someone else being there.
"EEEEE! Piccolo? I was just about to jump! Thanks a lot! Is that how you teach all your students?" She asked angrily, pushing away from the broad chest.
His glazed eyes followed her, and he stepped back to her, crushing her to his chest.
"P-p-piccolo?" she asked, stuttering.
Piccolo inhaled deeply, and gently nuzzled the left side of her neck while his fingers grew their normal claws from them. It seceured her to him in a way so that she couldn't move, or else risk getting cut.
Her fearful gaze turned back to the tall green haired man, and she looked up to Piccolo.
"Piccolo? Are you alright? Sir Piccolo?" She asked, putting her hand against his forehead, and frowning.
"Are you sick?" she asked, and tried to check his pulse.
He picked her up suddenly, and they were flying.
"EEEEEEE!" She screeched again, and clung to the nameck/human.
"PICCOLO!" she yelled, trying to get him to slow, or stop at least.
"Do not worry tarel." he said calmly, his gaze still foggy, and clouded.
"Tarel? Who, and WHAT is that?" she asked, suddenly curious from the word, for it sounded very alien to her.
Piccolo only smirked, and looked up again. He clung her to him tightly, and kept flying.
"PIIIICOOOOLOOOOO!" She screamed into the air as he flew faster, and faster down south of the son's house.
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Jenny woke early that morning, and strechted her arms high above her head. She hummed in relaxed pleasure as she worked the kinks out of her shoulders, and her spine.
Wincing at the burning smell coming from downstairs, she looked towards the window, and grinned. Her face beamed as she thought of the chore she had given herself to go see what was up with Piccolo, and his odd behavior.
Flying from the room, and floating down the hall way, she hummed happily, ready to get some breakfast. When a spikey haired man stepped into her way, she gulped, and looked fearful all of a sudden.
"Urmm...he-hello Vegeta-san..." She looked down, trying not to smile, or laugh.
"Oh....why Hello Jenny-sama." he said, in a bitter sweet tone, and with a sinister smile playing at his lips.
"Err...are you alright Vege-"she started, but was cut off.
"You know what? Since all this Honey got into my suit, I was thinking I needed someone who likes sweets to lick it off of me, since I do not." he smiled.
"Oh? Well....That's to bad....I don't know any one that likes sweets in this household..." Jenny said, seeing what he was trying to do, but not working since she didn't really like earth sugars any way.
"Ah? Well, Then I'll just have to get someone to scrub my back. And since honey is ohso sticky, I'll needed a saijin to do it. I don't plan to have Goku scrub me....Would you do the honors?" he asked, smirking, and crossing his arms.
"I don't know Vegeta-san. I have somewhere to be at the moment thanks." she said softly, and turned to walk off.
"Oh NO YOU DON'T!" he bellowed, and lunged for her collor.
Grabbing the female saijin brought a rage to her eyes, and she bit down on the spikey haired man's hand.
"HELLCAT!" he screamed, dropping her, and pulling back.
"I'll get you, bitch! This is FAR from over!!!" he bellowed again, and flew off in a rage of flickering ki, and flashing eyes.
"God, fucking chill out man. It's just honey.." she complained, rubbing her newly bruised neck.
'What's his goddamned problem today? Didn't get laid by the blue haired human last night? Or maybe she didn't have the stamina to stand up to the prince now did she?' Jenny thought sadistically.
"CRAP!" she shouted, and flew off remebering that she had to check on Piccolo.
'Shit, shit, crap, shit, crap on toast' she mentally berated her self, while flying over the desert that seperated the two good friends families, houses.
As she neared the house of the Son's, she noticed that the Ki of Piccolo had vanished.
'Why the hell did I just now realize that?!' She berated herself again.
'Shit...' she was thinking about how she was going to have to go and search for the ki now, and relocate it all over again.
'Damnit...stupid green bean.' as she flew off again towards what felt familiar to the green haired human from namec's ki, she mentally kicked herself on who outrageous this all was today.
"Today is defeniatly NOT a good day..." she complained, sighing, then flying faster.
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Ame: Hey all!
Piccolo: New chapter...hmm....it's a miracle...
Jenny: blah....
Vegeta: Piss mark oO
Jenny: ehehehe...? '