Addicted To Squall
By Charles Xavier
(Parody of 'Addicted To Love' by Robert Palmer)
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Yuffie:
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A Gunblade, zipped up boots,
There's a guy, with attitude.
Hippie hair, leather pants,
He puts the girls into a trance.
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You planned a date to eat with him
At a restaurant, in a costly inn.
I understand how you must feel,
I can't deny he's got appeal!
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Whoah, you like him whether he is shy or rough.
Oh yeah! Better face the facts, it seems you can't enough.
You know, you're gonna have to face it:
You're addicted to Squall!
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Your sweaty skin, your salty lips,
Looks like you need a grip.
Your tummy aches, your teeth grind,
His boxer shorts would blow your mind!
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And honestly, you wouldn't care,
If he was seen, walking bare.
'Cause late at night, you always dream,
Of touching him, it makes you scream!
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Whoah, you like him even if he's grumpy or tough.
Oh, yeah! Whee, it's pretty obvious to me you can't enough.
You know, you're gonna have to face it:
You're addicted to Squall!
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Might as well face it, you're addicted to Squall!
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Squall!
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Squall!
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Squall!
Might as well face it, you're addicted to Squall!
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OOH YEAH!
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I'm giving up, it's just no use,
Another case, of boy abuse.
What can I say, what can I do?
The Leon bug has got me too.
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Wahoo, I used to loathe guys, now he's all that I need.
Oh yeah! Whee, I've often seen him fight, but he just can't be beat.
Now, I'm gonna have to face it.
I'm addicted to Squall!
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Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Squall!
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Squall!
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Squall!
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Squall!
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Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Squall!
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Squall!
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Squall!
Might as well face it, I'm addicted to Squall!
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Fin