animedeprived: I have nothing funny to say right now. I just ate a pintof chocolate ice cream and I'm waiting for the mind-warping effects of the sugar to kick in.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. AND I THOUGHT WISHES YOU MAKE BEFORE BLOWING OUT YOUR BIRTHDAY CANDLES ALWAYS CAME TRUE!
ten years after the last episode of Yu-Gi-Oh
Yami has given up Dueling because "It's boring. No one can beat me." and is using his time to explore the inside of the Millenium Puzzle, searching for his lost memories. He is constantly running into traps he has forgotten about, so there are a lot of setbacks. He also runs into Yami Bakura a lot, so that doesn't help either.
Because of this, Yugi has started losing Duels, therefore losing his Deck, five tournaments, all his money, his Grandpa's game shop, and his hair. He and his Grandpa now work at Happy Burger, home of the Orange Happy Drink.
Tristan was last seen with a herd of rhinos. When asked about it, he said he was with them because they didn't try to make fun of his hair.
Joey got rich after winning the game shop from Yugi in a Duel and turning it into a gambling casino.
Serenity works as a blackjack dealer in Joey's casino.
Duke comes in daily to play craps and is rapidly losing the fortune he made from Dungeon Dice Monsters.
Pegasus had become addicted to some of his more hard-core "fruit juice" five years before and died from overdose, despite years of rehab. No one else from the show (except Duke) attended the funeral.
Mai gave up Dueling when she married a multi-billionare and didn't have to work anymore. She is currently living in Paris and doesn't correspond with the other cast members because they're "too low-class."
Marik still lives (somehow). He is still constantly high and/or drunk, though Ishizu tried to take that stuff away from him many times. When she couldn't take it anymore, she sent him to the loony bin. He is now being held at the Domino City Insane Asylum in a special padded room made just for him. It is monitored carefully and at least two gaurds are at the door at all times. His "tranquilizer" is also close by, just in case.
Bakura, now out of the grip of the Millenium Ring, has taken up teaching classes in the safe use of weapons of mass destruction and is also an accomplished archaeologist.
Weevil was arrested by Antignomist Intelligence for being a spy for the gnomes. It turns out he was just a freakishly large gnome who sounds like a vampire on helium. The other gnomes shunned him, so he passed himself off as a human, then the gnomes decided they could use him as a spy (I knew there was something wrong with that guy).
Rex Raptor became a genius through a much needed brain transplant and built a time machine to go back 65 million years to be with his own kind. His fossilized remains were found in Yankee Stadium and, after careful examination, scientists discovered he had been squashed by an overenthusiastic T. Rex.
After coming to terms with the loss of his father after years of counseling, Mako Tsunami started his own water park (Mako Tsunami's Wonderful World of Water). He died two weeks after it opened in a freak tuna accident. The circumstances were very fishy and police are still investigating.
Tea was last seen chasing Seto Kaiba into the distance.
Seto Kaiba was last seen running quickly in the other direction, as though his life depended on it. It is rumored that he even threw Mokuba at Tea once to try and slow her down.
Mokuba was last seen flying at Tea, shaking his fist at Seto and yelling, "YOU TRAITOR!"