'Night had fallen since they arrived in this small town Jace and Ryu were off getting drunk there slave by there sides, Damien was getting his beauty sleep that merc who knows were she went and look at me standing out side in the rain. Man im a sorry excuse of a man were the thoughts that shot through Ken's head
In the tavern
"HAY SLAVE PAY FOR OUR DRINKS!" came the drunken yell of Jace from the door of the tavern
"YEAH PAY FOR THOSE THINGS!" Ryu gestured at the fifty or so bottles "AND TELL THE OWNER TO GET BETTER STUFF!"
"masters-samas I have no money you took it all." Wined the slave as he watches his masters walk out
"You going to pay or do I have to take it out of your ass!" demanded the Bar tender
"Can we come to a compromise?" asked the oriental man with no hope.
Damien's room
"DAMIEN, DAMIEN COME ON MONKY MAN LETS GO HAVE FUN!" yelled the drunken friends as they burst into the sleeping monk's room and jumped onto his bed
"No I don't won't to do that to my butt, how about we do it the other way around." Quoted the red head sleepily as he clenched onto Jace
Jace's face paled as the red head hugged him "IM NOT YOUR BITCH!" Yelled the intoxicated Red Mage as he smashed Damien through the bed "LETS GO FIND MISS HORNY HEAD!"
"OK TO MISS HORNY HEAD WE GO!" agreed the equally intoxicated Ryu "HAY I GOT A HORN ON MY FORHEAD DOES THAT MAKE ME MR. HORNY HEAD?" asked the lancer as he begin to tug at his 2 inch horn
A Coffee shop two blocks away
Tetra sat sipping a cold cup of coffee watching Jace and Ryu stare at her through the glass of the front window
Jace and Ryu jump through said window and yell at the top of there lungs "FOUND YOU MISS HORNY HEAD YOUR IT!" as they lay on the glass covered ground
"DON'T EVERY CALL ME THAT!!!!" yelled the infuriated summoner as her horn began to grow "COME FORTH DEMONS OF HELL I CALL APON THE POWER YOU HOLD!" chanted the purple haired woman
"OUR TURN TO HIDE, OUR TURN TO HIDE!" singed the two men not paying any attention to her as a bat like demon raise from a burning pentagram in front of Tetra "NO YOUR IT NOW!" she yelled as the demon sent a blast of energy at Jace and Ryu knocking then out and sending them and half the shop to the out skirts of the town.
the next morning
Jace opened his eyes and store around at the sky and hopped up of the ground paying no attention to the half of a demolished building "where am I and how many drinks did I have do you know Ryu?"
"Two, five, and ten um I think some where around thirty I can't remember," came Ryu drowsy response
"Good thing we took pacer the pill that stops hang overs." Jace quoted then striking a pose holding up a box with a big smile "pacer the fresh maker."
