Just behind Robin's house....
Robin's backyard was a typical toddler's outdoor play area. The freshly cut lawn was scattered with little balls, wooden airplanes, teddy bears, and even more typical toys. The solitary, ageing, maple tree in the back held the great weight of the Toddler Titans' clubhouse. Up the fastened wooden boards, the group stood on the clubhouses' balcony. Robin stood right next to the ladder of boards, his hands placed on his hips as his banana-colored cape flapped dramatically behind him. Next to him was Beast boy, who was commenting on this dramatic effect.
"How's he doing that? There's not even a single gust of wind," Beast boy whispered over to Raven, placing his mouth over his index finger and lifting it up into the air. She simply turned her head to face him, her large eyes staring through him coldly. "What?" He then asked, noticing this silent expression. Raven turned back to face the house beneath them, distracted with Batman-only-knows what. (A/N: Get it? If not, feel free to virtually slap me) Beast boy shrugged, as Starfire finally noticed Robin's dramatic effect and began to snigger. "I should stand next to her," Beast boy stated with a grin, then pushing Raven over to where he was standing and taking her place next to Starfire. Raven simply glared at him, as he started up a conversation with Starfire. "Hey Starfire, wanna hear a joke?" Beast Boy then asked anxiously, pumped-up from her grin of approval.
"I would like that very much," Starfire egged him on.
"Okay, well there was this red-head," Beast boy began, as Starfire lifted an eyebrow at the beginning, "and she went to the library-right? So yeah, she checks out a book and takes it home. The next day, she comes back and tells the librarian, 'This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it' and you know what the Librarian says?"
"Yes?" Starfire asks him, awaiting the punch line.
"She says, 'So here's the person who took our phone book!'" Beast boy finished, then roaring with laughter. "Aren't," Beast boy started, then taking a breath, "Aren't red-heads so stupid!" Beast Boy continued to cackle, as Starfire glared at him malevolently.
Still with a glare, Starfire then asked, "Hey BEAST BOY!"
Beast boy then realized what he had said, as his cheeks flushed pink. "Y-yes?" Beast boy nervously answered.
"Your mother is so fat, that when she wore laser heels, she struck oil!" Starfire insulted him with a most proper tone. She then marched away into the clubhouse, leaving Beast boy in tears.
"I-I need to use the potty..." Beast boy announced, then walking in the clubhouse. Starfire had occupied the bathroom. Meanwhile, Robin, Raven, and Cyborg were holding a sophisticated, upper-class conversation...
"CYBORG! YOUR IT!" Robin yelled, doing a back flip off of the railing and to the ground. Raven levitated herself to the top of the T-shaped clubhouse, and sat on top, watching as Cyborg ran after Robin in frustration.
"You cheated Robin!" Cyborg yelled, nearly tackling Robin with a lunge.
45 Minutes later...
Starfire was still taking her time in the bathroom, as Beast Boy struggled to hold it in. "Come on, Starfire!" Beast Boy whined, pounding on the door with his miniscule fists. "Let me innnnn," He dragged it on, as whistling emitted from inside the bathroom. "That's-that's it! I'm gonna knock the door down!" Beast boy then threatened, taking a few steps backwards. Then, he released the weight on his right foot and charged at the door, making a loud bang, but doing no more than that. He took it a few more steps back, and repeated the process. Later on, he was against the back wall, panting heavily and angrier than Robin when he manages to get a wedgie. This time, he charged with an undying cry of anger. Just before he hit it, the door slid open, and he continued into the bathroom, trying to stop himself. His attempt was unsuccessful, as he proceeded into the room and eventually smacking himself against the wall like a flattened mosquito. Starfire smirked, and walked out, as the piece of wall Beast boy was on broke and sent him twirling to the ground. Robin and Cyborg noticed this violent crash, and ran over to the injured Beast boy.
"Are you okay?" Robin asked him, scanning him for wounds. Starfire then walked up to him, towering over him.
"Did you even use the bathroom?" She asked, grinning.
"On the way down..." Beast boy admitted, his eyes shifting to the left and right.
"Ewww" The group collectively dragged out, stepping away from him slowly.
Half an hour and two fresh diapers later...
"I wish my mom hadn't bought these new ones, they're really annoying," Beast boy complained, shuffling around in his diaper. The diaper created a huge bulge, erecting from beneath his suit, as the others could not help but laugh. Really laugh. Hysterically laugh. Roll-on-the-ground laugh. Pancreatic pain laugh. Beast boy watched as the group copied each other's movements, harassing him with their roaring laughter. "Its not that-" Beast boy managed to say before they chuckled even harder and louder. The laughter calmed back down, and beast boy started up, "Is it really that-"
As the group started up again, interrupting his question, Beast boy ran back around Robin's house, towards the tall wooden fence. He scanned it for a knob, or a hinge, anything to make it open. "How do you open it!?" Beast boy yelled, grabbing at the fence and shaking it madly. When the group walked around the corner of the house to apologize, and saw him shaking the fence, they did their absolute best to hold in the laughter that would have commenced.
"Beast boy, wai-" Robin started, then laughing hysterically. The entire group joined in along with him, falling back to grass once more. Beast boy glared, then shape-shifting into a baby bird and flying up, and over the fence. He continued soaring, flapping his wings roughly to get away from the ridiculing laughter.
Back at the clubhouse, ten minutes later...
The high-tech computer inside the clubhouse was beeping madly, as the four ascended the ladder and entered to check it.
"Trouble at Kimmy's house!" Robin announced, the group heading back down the clubhouse, around the corner, and through the gate. "Toddler Titans, go!" Robin yelled, pointing out at the big-wheelers in front of them. He turned when he saw no one moving, and asked what was going on.
"We already talked about this, Robin," Cyborg began, "We're capable of knowing what to do."
"Right, okay, sorry," Robin finished, mounting his big wheeler and pedaling off down the street, closely followed by Raven, Starfire, and Cyborg.