One day, Gojyo was out checking out chicks, getting hangovers, and smoking his brains out. He found that he had lost a bit of his charm to the women, and that he needed a new approach. So, he went to the Buddhist Temple down the way to pray for a way to get more women, though he wasn't much of a prayer. As soon as he prayed he went outside and heard some idiot with the most annoying voice he had ever heard crying. So he went to go see what it was. He went to this cave and in it was a boy looking no younger than 18, crying and trying to reach for a yellow bird. "You're crying over some damn bird?! This is pathetic…" The boy looked up and pointed to Gojyo's hair, "Dude! Your hair is PINK!" Gojyo sneered, "IT'S PURPLE!" The two began quarreling over this for quite a while until Gojyo came up with a plan. "Hey kid, I can let you go free with me if ya do what I say." Goku stared at the pink or purple or whatever colored hair man he had just been cursing at, "On one case…" Gojyo blinked, "What?" Goku grinned, "Give me lots and lots of meat buns!" Gojyo sighed, "Hell, why not." He then released Goku. Gojyo brought him into town and gave him different clothes and stuff. "Okay, see this meat bun?" Goku was gazing at it admiringly and wasn't paying attention to Gojyo. Gojyo mumbled something annoyingly and moved the meat bun up and down so Goku's head would follow it. "Just stay with me, act innocent and cute, and the delectable treat is yours." Goku snapped, "Got it!" So Goku acted cute and several women began gathering round just as Gojyo had wanted. "Oh yeah…" He thought.
Gojyo, from then on, took Goku with him everywhere to get women. Gojyo would get Goku to act cute or sick or get him to go out of control so he could look like an expert when he handled him. Finally, one day, after many of these encounters and knowing exactly what was going on, Goku raised the question, "How do you do that?" Gojyo raised his brows, "Do what?" Goku smiled, "You know…that thing you do with girls in the bedroom alone without anyone else!" Gojyo grinned, "Well…"
Whack!
Sanzo growled at Gojyo's sick story, "Why don't we just move on, so his little story doesn't get out of hand?" Hakkai smiled, "I guess it's my turn!"
Author: The creators of Saiyuki didn't seem to be able to decide what color Gojyo or Kenren's hair was: "You with the long purple hair!" Some say pink, some say purple...some say red...but my heart says it's PINK!
Gojyo: IT'S PURPLE DAMNIT!