Hakkai drove happily down the happy road, under the happy trees, happy birds, happy sky, and…well, let's just say lots of things were happy. He stopped by a Buddhist Temple to visit his Best Friend in the World Genjo Sanzo. But before reaching the temple, interrupting the vast happiness, he heard a cry. Hakkai ran to find the source, finding a heartbroken boy reaching out to a dead bird, "Are you okay?" Goku sniffed, "Who are you?" Hakkai smiled, "I'm Cho Hakkai! What's your name?" "Goku." "Well Goku, you must be tired of being in there, would you like me to free you?" Goku nodded in astonishment, "Good!" Hakkai happily freed Goku. When he got Goku, he taught him everything about being happy. He taught him how to be polite and use table manners. When Hakkai brought Goku to his Best Friend in the World Genjo Sanzo he looked at him strangely, "He's too polite Hakkai. I want him to fight some PINK haired dude and curse so I can use this shitty fan that I bought at the all-Japanese Goodwill! Then I want to whack him and the PINK haired dude in the head and say, "BAKA SARU!" It's just too damn creepy." Hakkai and Goku just stood there smiling in their happiness. So they drove along in a happy jeep/dragon, on a happy road, with a happy sun, and a happy sky, and…
AND THEN THE PURPLE, NOT PINK HAIRED DUDE RAIDS THEIR JEEP, FINDING LOADS AND LOADS OF CRACK, ENDING THEIR HAPPINESS SO THEY CAN'T EVER USE THAT DAMN WORD AGAIN!!
"DAMNIT GOJYO!" Sanzo whacked him on the head, "This is his story!" Gojyo rubbed his head, "To…much…happy this, happy that, happiness! Ahhhhhh!!!!" "I didn't have much more to add anyway!" Hakkai chuckled. Everyone looked to the next person in the circle, Lirin. Lirin hopped up and down, "I know JUST what I'd do!" "That's what I'm afraid of…" mumbled Sanzo…
Author: So that's the secret to Hakkai's happiness....