One day, Lirin was flying around on Oniichan's dragon when she heard a big "WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!" Lirin decided to go see what it was but accidently landed her giant boulder on top of a Buddhist Temple. When Lirin found the voice, she saw a cute little boy, about her age, reaching out to a bird, "Hey! Do you wanna play?!" She seemed to be ignoring the boy's sadness. The boy looked up at oddly, "Does that mean you'll take me out of here?" Lirin nodded and got him out, "I'm Lirin!" Goku was excited, "I'm Goku!" Lirin took Goku into town and they went and caused havoc, stealing all of the meat buns in town. Then, they would eat the meat buns and cause more havoc. Everything was like this until one day, a Sanzo priest, we shall call him Baldy, came into town. Baldy was very upset, "You damn children destroyed the temple!" Lirin covered her mouth, "I did? I'm soooo sorry…It won't happen ever again!" Baldy looked at Lirin (who was incredibly cute) and decided she wasn't guilty, but the boy had to die. "Ow! Don't hurt me!" Goku whined as Baldy hit him with a cheap fan, "DIEEEEEE!!!!" Goku cried, "What did I do?" Baldy stopped and thought for a second, "Don't know, don't care, I just need someone to let out my anger on!" Baldy continued to whack Goku, "Now that's not very nice! Sick em Oniichan!" At that moment, Kougaiji came out and beat the living daylights out of Baldy. "HORRAH!" They all sung in unison. Then, when they least expected it, Baldy got up and turned into a GIANT MAN-EATING MEAT BUN! Kougaiji trembled in fear but Goku and Lirin easily defeated Meat bun Baldy by eating the WHOLE THING! But then, out of nowhere, A PINK HAIRED MEAT BUN APPEARED!
PINK?!
But, just as they were about to eat it, it began to smoke (which is bad for your health ESPECIALLY meat buns!) and it became a cooked meat bun!
STOP IT DAMNIT! JUST STOP IT!
Goku was screaming, "Are you trying to make me suffer?! I'm starving!" Sanzo growled, "That is the dumbest story I ever heard. Let's move on before Hakkai becomes a giant meat bun!" Lirin sat back and pouted. "Who's next?" Said Hakkai looking next to Lirin. "Yaone?" Yaone blushed, "Well, I'm not very good at telling stories, but here I go!"
Author: ::turns into a meat bun:: Mwahaha! Feel my wrath!