Yaone was one day just randomly wandering around a Buddhist Temple feeling all nice and stuff. She felt like she really needed to hug a puppy or fuzzy warm thing or something…
GOD THAT SOUNDED WRONG! "Shut up Gojyo!" whack
Anyway…then she heard some crying and went to a cold cave where a miserable cute little boy was sitting. "Hello little boy!" Goku stared at her for a minute, expecting her to pull him out as he reached his hand out. Yaone stared at his hand for a second and smiled. She then began shaking it, "I'm Yaone!" Goku sighed, "I'm Goku…" Yaone sat down, "So, why are you here?" Goku jingled his chains, "I don't know…it'd be nice to be out though…" Yaone smiled, "Yes, it would be." Goku smiled at her hopefully. "So how long have you been here?" Yaone asked causing Goku to fall back in frustration, "I don't know!" Yaone continued to smile, "You know, you're really cute." Goku stared at her baffled, "I'd be cuter if I was out of here…" "Yes you would be. How long have you been cute?" Goku growled and held his head, "I don't know!" Yaone continued to stare at his cuteness, "Do you have any friends?" Goku shouted, "WHAT DO YOU THINK THAT DEAD BIRD WAS?!" Yaone stared at the bird, "Did it have a heart attack?" Goku screamed, "I-DON'T-KNOW-LADY!" Yaone giggled, "I think it taw a puty cat!" Goku groaned in frustration, "WILL YOU JUST FRICKIN FREE ME ALREADY?!" Yaone stared at him in question, "Why would you want to be free?" Goku fell back, astonished at the woman's cluelessness, "Didn't I already tell you?! I'm lonely!" Yaone though for a minute, "Oh yeah….why's that?" Goku began bouncing up and down screaming some words we won't say because of the rating and because the author is just plain lazy. Yaone looked at the bird, "Oh, do you want me to see if I can help your friend? Ok! If I don't come back, it means he didn't make it!" Goku's face grew red, "LADY! JUST LET ME OUT!" Yaone smiled and waved, "Bye bye!" Goku sat trying to figure exactly what had just happened, "Is everyone this stupid nowadays?"
Everyone at the table just stared at Yaone, "Ummm…that's sort of a good story I guess?" Sanzo snorted, "Of course it's not. She never even freed the damn saru." Yaone frowned, "I told you I'm not very good at telling stories…" "Who's next?" Hakkai chimed in a cheerful tone, "Me…and Mister Bunny…" Dr. Nii waved his mutilated bunny doll's hand at everyone. Everyone sweat dropped.
Author: I give my friend Naki, credit for the Yaone idea. The idea of making her even more clueless than intended was mine.