F.Y.I. I suck at paragraphing!
Dr. Nii was at a Buddhist Temple to steal a scripture for some evil bitch. He was also trying to find a way that he wouldn't be bored anymore. He and Mister Bunny suddenly heard a cry and were bored, so they went to go and find the noise. They found a boy crying, reaching for a bird. "Holy raining bunny dolls!" Dr. Nii exclaimed. The boy instantly stopped looking at Dr. Nii. Nii grinned, "Who needs birds when you've got Mister Bunny?!" Nii took Mister Bunny and slapped Goku upside the head, "Ow! What was that for?" Nii held his hand out, "You must find the essence and happiness behind Mister Bunny!" Goku shrank and tried to avoid the gaze of the Bunny Doll, "Dude…you're creepy!" Nii smiled and grabbed Goku's hand taking him out. Nii took Goku against his will to Kougaiji's castle. There, he put bunny ears on Goku and began glomping him. Kougaiji suddenly busted the door through in the middle of the glomping, "Have you gotten that damn-….WHAT THE HELL?!" Nii grinned, "S'mine!" Kougaiji sweat dropped, "Umm….where'd you get that?" Nii hugged Goku, smushing his lungs, "I found him." "Where?" "In a cave near the temple." Kougaiji glared at the disfigured doctor, "YOU WENT TO THE TEMPLE AND NEVER GOT THE SCRIPTURES?!" Nii frowned, "But his eyes are gold and shiny!" Kougaiji sighed, "You can keep him, but get the scriptures!" Nii nodded and continued to glomp Goku.
That night Goku was in his bunny decorated room Nii had given him. He wasn't used to THAT kind of attention. "That was frickin weird…" he thought. The next day, Nii was happier than ever, "You aren't exactly a bunny doll…hmmm…" Dr. Huang interrupted, "Ahem…" Nii growled, "WHAT?!" Huang fell back from Nii's outburst, "Aren't we going to get the scriptures?" Nii calmed and smirked. Nii walked up to Huang raising his face close to hers. Huang felt a shiver down her spine when Dr. Nii grabbed her shoulder, facing her towards Goku, "What animal does he remind you of?" Huang sighed, "He's Goku. He was born where the earths aura gathers, and he is the monkey king, thus…he is a monkey." Nii leaped up and down, "YES! PERFECT! A MONKEY!" To Goku's surprise, he didn't dress him up in something ridiculous, rather a normal set of clothes. Then Nii handed him a box, "A present for you from me and Mister Bunny!" Goku opened the box to find a demented looking monkey plushie. Goku's golden eyes widened, "YAY!" He happily squeezed the plush toy and then hugged Dr. Nii.
From then on, Dr. Nii and Goku got along. Nii got Goku to help him get the scriptures and let all the youkai go insane. Then, he and Goku would play dollies with their plush toys! Then, they would glomp each other! Then he and Goku would creep out Kougaiji for fun and harass Dr. Huang! Goku began wearing glasses and a lab coat and began even picking up the crappy flow of tone in Nii's voice! Goku became Nii's little lab assistant and then they would glomp. Then they would do other stuff and glomp. And finally, if they got bored they would glo-
"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!" Kougaiji threatened Nii with a fire ball. Everyone was giving Nii odd looks…except Goku. Goku's eyes were wide, "Actually, I wouldn't mind having a disfigured monkey plushie!" Sanzo readied his fan when Kou grabbed it, "Can I?" Sanzo nodded, "Fine." Kougaiji whacked Goku on the head with Sanzo's fan, harder than Sanzo. Goku whined, "But…" Kou whacked him again and again and again. "Um..Kou?" Kou was busy whacking Goku, "Kou?" Still busy…"KOUGAIJI!!!" Kougaiji stopped seeing Doku screaming at him, "IT'S YOUR TURN!" Kougaiji huffed and tossed the fan aside. Sanzo watched his fan fly no further than 10 feet behind him, "Hey saru." Goku rubbed his head, "Huh?" Sanzo motioned behind him to the fan, "Go get it." Goku snapped, "Why should I get it? You're closer!" Goku felt the cold barrel of a gun against his temple. He heard it click, "Here…" he said handing the cheap fan to the monk. Sanzo grabbed the fan and put it somewhere, "Good monkey." Kougaiji smiled, "Be prepared…"
Author: The only reason this chapter seems longer is because I'm a HUGE Dr. Nii fan. He's like my idol. Except instead of having a disfigured bunny doll...I have a grunty mwahahaha! Again, thanks Naki for the idea of putting Goku in a bunny costume and having Nii hug him for enjoyment. By the way...THE DISFIGURED MONKEY PLUSHIE IS MY CHARACTER! NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE IT! MWAHAHA!
P.S. Sorry for all of the glomping, I'm on a sugar rush!