A Tale of a Princess and a Hoodlum

Disclaimer: I don't own anything that is related to Gilmore Girls since that all belongs to Amy Sherman-Palladiano (damn her) I wish I did own Milo though I must say tres sexy!!!
Pairings: Literati and bits of Javajunkie L/D P/J
Summary: What would happen if Rory did the one thing that Lorelai feared the most? What if Rory got pregnant? How would everyone take it?

Rating: PG-13 because of language and some violence
A/N: Ok I changed something's to my liking
- Rory didn't go to Washington
- She broke up with Dean after the wedding
- Jess isn't leaving (what is ASP thinking) Jimmy might make an appearance though
I don't think that my characters are exactly like the show but I tried my hardest (Jess is hard to write) and I changed Dean to my own liking
This starts at the end of march during spring break 2003
Oh and I wanted to have a nickname that wasn't so common for Jess to call Rory so I decided on Pixie

Season 3 never happened (unless I mention an event that took place during it by mistake)


Thank you to everyone that reviewed

Kaz- I know that Rory is going to Yale but this isn't the show this is my story. And anyways season three never happened

BabyGirl- If you think about it I made Luke cry because Rory is like a daughter to him and he is in love with Lorelai. And when he sees that Lorelai is crying because Rory is pregnant I would think that he would get teary eyed. I know that he isn't the type of person to cry but he loves Rory and Lorelai

Lazeeamy-I decided to not have them fight because yeah it is done too much. Also thank you for offering to help I will seriously take you up on that if I get stuck

JCtigerwolf4e and Purplemartian33- you guys are so sweet

And thanks to everyone else

Chapters

1) Tears- Rory and Jess find out that they are going to parents. They tell Lorelai and Luke.
2) You Did What?!?! - Lorelai calls Chris Rory gets mad and runs to Lanes. Rory and Jess tell Lane and Dave.
3) Papa Chris- Chris comes Rory yells at him in the middle of town Dean hears and tries to fight Jess

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Oye the Stress

~ A month later at the Gilmore mansion~

"So mom I see Delia's still here" said Lorelai as the maid served dinner
"Oh yes she's wonderful" answered Emily " So Rory darling are you still with that boyfriend of yours"
" Yes grandma I'm still with Jess" smiled Rory as she secretly ran a hand over her stomach and looked up at Lorelai
" Well you seem happy" said Richard
"Yeah I'm really happ…" started Rory before flying out of her seat and to the bathroom
"I'll be right back" sighed Lorelai before following Rory. Lorelai walked into the bathroom to find Rory with her head in the toilet. She sat down next to Rory and started to rub her back " Oh babe it will get better soon I promise"

" I hope mom everyone at school is getting suspicious since I'm always running to the bathroom. I don't know what to do I mean the only person at school that is giving me any trouble is Paris. She is one of my best friends and I want her know but I'm scared to tell her. The town is acting so weird around me and if Babette or Ms. Patty come and rub my stomach one more time I swear I will kill one of them. And the stares that Jess and I get when we walk through town are getting to be too much. I thought that they all accepted that I was with Jess long ago. Now I have to tell grandpa and grandma, oye." sighed Rory as she rubbed her temples

" Hon I know what your going through but you have to tell your grandparents in a few months you'll have a little bump and I think that Emily will get suspicious. And for everyone else tell them to fuck off it doesn't concern them anyways" smiled Lorelai

" Ok I'll tell them next week, maybe. I want Jess and maybe Luke to be here when I tell them cause they're going to be mad as all hell"

"Don't I know it Ror I've been through the wrath of Emily before"?

"Lets get back before they get worried"

"K first though here's a mint" giggled Lorelai as she handed Rory a mint from her purse


~Driving into Stars Hollow~

"Mom can we stop at Luke's" asked Rory

"Um yeah were do you think I was going? Al's?" smirked Lorelai as she pulled in front of the diner. The two women got out of the jeep and walked into the empty diner "Where are they"

" I don't know but look what they left unattended for us" smiled Rory pointing to the full coffee pot

"You want some" asked Lorelai as she stepped behind the counter and grabbed some cups

" I'm your daughter what do you think" said Rory

"Here you go then" smiled Lorelai handing Rory a full mug. Rory took a sip and then spitted it right out

"It's decaf" exclaimed Rory

"No it's not it was on the regular burner" said Lorelai taking a sip and she also spitted it right out.

"I told you," laughed Rory " Check the other pot"

"Ok" said Lorelai as she grabbed the other pot and sniffed the pot of coffee " Ugh decaf too"

"Mommy I want coffee" whined Rory

" Ok babe hold on " smiled Lorelai before screaming "LUCAS DANES GET THAT CUTE BUTT OF YOURS DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!"

" Mom you know they might not be up here" said Rory before hearing someone pound down the steps and watched as Luke ran through the curtain to see what all the yelling was about

" Lorelai how the hell did you get in here" asked Luke

" I wiggled my nose and pop I was in here like Samantha Stevens." said Lorelai as she wiggled her nose with her finger

"You really think your funny don't you"?

"Yup I'm hilarious"

"Ok if you think so. Anyways what's the matter"?

"There's no regular coffee" pouted Lorelai
"Oh yeah I forgot that I left two pots of decaf so Rory couldn't sneak any regular. We changed it so Rory couldn't get any well we weren't down here" laughed Luke
"But Luke I'm a customer too" whined Lorelai
"You don't need the caffeine either" said Luke
"Meanie" said Lorelai sticking out her tongue at him
"But I was a coffee baby. It's no fair mommy" pouted Rory
"I know baby I know" sighed Lorelai looking at her daughter
"Hey don't make me the bad guy here I just don't want anything to happen to my great niece or nephew your caring" sighed Luke
"Grandchild" mumbled Rory
"What" asked Luke in shock
"I want the baby to think of you as a grandpa not a great uncle. You have been the only father figure in my life and in Jess's" smiled Rory as she started crying
"Oh Ror I would be honored" smiled Luke as he started tearing up
"Don't cry don't cry please don't cry I didn't put on my water proof mascara." exclaimed Lorelai trying to fight back the tears not hearing the bell ring above the door
"What with the tears" asked Jess as he walked behind Rory and wrapped his arms around her waist
"Nothing I just told Luke that we wanted him to be a grandpa and not a great uncle" smiled Rory as she leaned against him
"And she didn't take in to consideration of my makeup choices today" said Lorelai with black circles around her eyes from the mascara
"You look like a raccoon" laughed Luke
"I hate you all" whined Lorelai before heading upstairs with Luke behind her
"So how was dinner" asked Jess as he sat down next to Rory at the counter
"I threw up again tonight and I decided that I'm going to tell them next Friday but I don't know how to tell them. I know that they are going to be so disappointed in me and they are going to hate you more then they already do"
"Well if you need me with you I will go you shouldn't tell them alone"
"I have my mom but I need you with me I am going to be so scared to tell them" sighed Rory "Do you think Luke will come with us I need all the support I can"
"Pixie what do you think Luke loves you with all his heart he will come in a heartbeat" smiled Jess as he rubbed her back "You don't have to worry about anything baby"
"But what if they disown me or something I finally got close to them just a few years ago and now I have done the one thing that separated them from my mom"
"Rory WE have done the one thing that separated them. I am just as much a part of this baby as you are you know that I love you with all my heart and I'm not going to let you get stressed out"
"Thanks Jess I love you so much" smiled Rory "I really want you to be there when I tell them"
"I love you too babe" smiled Jess as the continued talking

~ Chilton Halls during lunch ~
Rory was walking through the halls to her locker with Paris when all of a sudden she was hit with a rush of nausea. She turned around and ran straight to the bathroom with Paris right at her heels the whole way. Paris held Rory's hair back as she threw up frustrated that her best friend in the whole world wouldn't tell her why she is sick. Rory got up and went to the sink to brush her teeth.
"Ok Gilmore I have enough of this what the hell's the problem you have been throwing up for the past month"
"I already told you Paris its a bug that wont go away" sighed Rory as she spit out the toothpaste
"I don't believe you anymore Rory so just tell me what's wrong I wont tell anyone its not like your pregnant or anything" laughed Paris dryly
"Yeah who's stupid enough to get pregnant" stuttered Rory as she turned red
"OH MY GOD you are pregnant aren't you" screamed Paris
"Yeah" muttered Rory looking at her feet
"Why didn't you tell me Ror I would have helped out with the whole avoiding telling the school"
" I know that its just that Jess and I decided to wait to tell people"
" How's Jess taking it"
"He's amazing. He has been so protective of me. I got mad at my dad last month when he came in and I yelled at him in the middle of Stars Hollow so you can bet everyone including Dean knew in a matter of Minutes"
"What did Dean do"
"He tried to fight Jess but jess gave him the whole I'm bigger then that and I don't need to fight you to prove anything speech. He started yelling at the town and told them to leave me alone that it was none of their business"
"He really does love you doesn't he"
"Yeah he does and I love him just the same. He means everything to me."
"That sounds like me and Jamie"
"How is Jamie"
"He's doing good but we are both panicking about the fact that he's going to be at Princeton while I'm at Harvard"
"If you love him nothing will hold either of you back"
"I know" said Paris as the bell rang "I guess its time to go to class"
"Yeah lets go" smiled Rory as she grabbed her best friends arm and dragged her off
~Later that Day at the Diner~
Rory stepped of the bus and headed towards the diner for a burger. As Rory approached the diner she noticed Lorelai sitting at the counter talking to Jess. She rushed into the diner and sat at the counter next to Lorelai.
"Hey pixie" smiled Jess as he leaned over the counter and placed a simple kiss on her lips
"Hey Dodger" smiled Rory
"So how was your day at school" asked Lorelai
"I told Paris"
"You did? How did she react?"
"She was actually very good about it she asked how Jess was taking it and how I was doing.'
"Well that's really cool of her she really is becoming one of your best friends" said Lorelai as someone walked into the diner
"Well I hope she isn't your best friend Ror"
"LANE" exclaimed Rory as she stood up and gave her best friend in the whole world a hug. "You are my bestest friend ever you know that"
"So what's going on"
" I'm telling my grandparents Friday"
"Ohh that's rough isn't it. Whose coming"
"Me, mom, Jess, and Luke."
"Good now where is that boyfriend of yours I need my self a burger" said Lane as she joined Lorelai and Rory at the counter "Jess"
"One burger coming right up Lane"
"Thanks"
~That Friday in front of the Gilmore Mansion~
"So are you guys ready for the wrath of Emily" asked Lorelai as the four of them pulled into the Gilmore driveway.
"She isn't that bad mom"
"Not yet" laughed Lorelai "Once you tell her that your pregnant she will be through the roof"
"So I pretty much have no chance of getting on her good side" asked Jess
"Jess when you let her have it the first time that she met you, you lost your chance at it. You my friend can let someone have it like no other" laughed Lorelai
"Better then you?" Asked Jess
"No no no, better then me? No one is better then me" proclaimed Lorelai
"Ok I know this might not seem realistic" said Luke " but shouldn't we be heading in"
" Lukey you are a virgin of the Friday night dinners" smiled Lorelai "We are never early we are always a minute or two late to annoy my mother"
"Ok"
"Well lets see" started Lorelai looking at her watch "It is now seven o'clock lets go in everyone ready"
"Lorelai lets just go" stated Luke realizing that she was still stalling as he got out of the jeep followed by Rory and Jess
"You are on fun" whined Lorelai as she got out of the jeep and followed the others to the door: Lorelai rang the bell and a few seconds later a very excited Emily answered the door. "Well everyone come on in. Hello girls, Hello Luke, Jess" smiled Emily
"Hi grandma" said Rory

"Hi ya mom" said Lorelai

"Hi girls come on in and sit down" said Emily

"Thanks mom" said Lorelai as the four followed her into the living room

"So Rory I see that you brought your friend again"

"Yeah grandma you remember Jess right?"

"Yes hello Jess"

"Hi Mrs. Gilmore"

"Mom you remember Luke too, right" said Lorelai

"Of course I remember Luke. You're the diner man right?" said Emily

"Yeah that's me," grunted Luke "Thank you for having Jess and I"

"Oh it was no problem" said Emily as the maid walked in

"Ma'am dinner is ready"
"Well why don't we all go into the dining room" said Emily "Delia will you please get Mr. Gilmore"
"Yes ma'am" said Delia as she headed toward Richards office
"I guess she's in a good mood" stated Jess to Rory
"Not for long" sighed Rory as she leaned on his shoulder and headed towards their chairs in the dining room. The young couple sat down and waited for the others to follow. Emily Lorelai and Luke sat down with them while Richard was walking in.
"Hello everyone sorry for the delay I was on a business call"
"Its ok grandpa."
"So has school been Rory"
"Um schools fine but I have something to tell you and grandma"
"Ok well what is it" asked Richard
"I'm..." started Rory as she grabbed onto Jess's hand and squeezed it
"Go ahead Rory" said Richard
"Ok here it goes Jess and I..."
"You and Jess what" asked Emily
"We are going to be parents in 7 months" whispered Rory
"YOU'RE PREGNANT" exclaimed Richard " I am very disappointed in you we told you that Jess was trouble"
"I...I..." started Emily before running up the stairs in tears
"Well what do you have to say for yourself Rory you made your grandmother cry"
"You know what I knew this was going to happen" cried Rory "I'm in love with Jess and we are going to be parents yet you still can't get it through your head that we are both 18 and we are adults"
"Both of you are in high school and from what I have heard about Jess I don't like"
"What don't you like about Jess dad he's a good kid" said Lorelai
"He broke Rory's arm, he steals, he plays pranks he's a hoodlum" exclaimed Richard as he held back tears
"You know what I can't handle you tearing up at Rory. " yelled Jess " You can tear at me all you want I really don't care but I am going to be around for a very long time so I suggest you stop making my girlfriend feel bad about making a decision that is only her decision. Whether you like it or not I'm going to be apart of this family"
"Don't you dare talk to me like that young man. You will not be apart of this family for as long as I am alive no matter what"
"You can't talk to him like that." screamed Luke shooting out of his chair "Don't you see that they are madly in love. Why don't you like Jess he is a great kid that is in love with your granddaughter. He cares about Rory and has been nothing but good to her. Jess would do anything for Rory why the hell cant you see that"
"Luke get us out of here" whispered Lorelai as she looked up at him with pleading eyes
"Its ok Lor" sighed Luke as he sat down next to Lorelai
"Now you hear me" started Richard "You have no business telling me how to handle my granddaughter and her awful relationship"
"You know something Mr. Gilmore I have never treated Rory with anything other then love and respect. I have never been so in love with someone. I never wanted Rory to get pregnant so young but she is and I'm ready for all the joys of a child and all the consequences of having a child so young. This baby isn't going to hold either of us back with college. We have Chris looking for an apartment. We know that we are to young to be parents but guess what we are going to be soon so I hope that you can accept that. But really why don't you like me why can't you accept me into your family." asked Jess
"I cant accept you into this family because you remind me of Christopher. I don't want what happened to Lorelai to happen to Rory. I can see you walking away from this child the second you get scared"
"That's really what you think of me. Did you know that my father walked out on my mom and I when I was just a baby without a goodbye or a note or anything he just left? I know what it feels like to not have a father and I promised myself when my father left that i would never abandon my children and leave them without a father in their life. Unlike Rory I have no clue where my dad is or what he's like. I love Rory and this child and I'm going to with Rory and we are going to raise our child together no matter how hard it gets. I don't care if you can't accept me but accept my child into your life. I know how hard this was for Rory to tell you that she is pregnant." said Jess as he held on to Rory's quivering hand
"Why can't I believe you Jess. What have you done to earn my trust? You come here tonight and tell me that you got my Harvard bound granddaughter pregnant"
"Grandpa you have to trust Jess he really is a different person from the one that arrived in Stars Hollow two years ago. I love Jess with everything that I have and I really wish that you could accept the fact that I'm with Jess. I know that he wouldn't leave this child without a father even if we weren't together." sighed Rory
"Rory you are so naive why cant you see that he is going to leave you when he has the chance." sighed Richard not noticing that Emily had heard everything that had been said
"Richard Shut up and listen to the children. You are so stubborn that you can't see the love in Jess's eyes. I can tell that he won't leave Rory or this child." stated Emily as she walked into the room
"Emily you are believing him I can't believe you" sighed Richard before walking out of the dining room and into his office.
"I'm so sorry for what Richard said Jess I believe that you are going to take care of this child and Rory" said Emily
"Thanks grandma that really means a lot to me and Jess" said Rory "Do you think that me and Jess could go sit in the living room and talk"
"Go ahead Rory its fine with me" smiled Emily as Rory dragged Jess into the living room
"Mom thank you very much that was really nice of you to defend Jess"
"And I meant every word that I said. I really believe him Lorelai you can see in his eyes whenever you look at him that he loves Rory with all his heart. The second they walked in to the living room in each other's arms I could see the bond that the two of them have. And I love Rory with all my heart and I don't want to lose her like I lost you Lorelai"
"you wont lose Rory mom I promise you that. She loves you guys so much":
"Do you think we should start dinner then"
"Um I think that we should go and let dad cool down. Do you think that you can convince dad that Jess is a good kid"
"Alright for tonight it would be helpful for your father to cool down and not let Rory get stressed out" said Emily "Why don't we get the kids"
"Ok" said Lorelai as she held on to Luke's arm and followed Emily into the living room. When the got there they realized that Rory was hysterically crying into Jess's shirt.
"I hate this so much Jess I really with that he could accept that you are going to be apart of my life forever. I love you so much and he can't see that." cried Rory as Jess held on to her
"Baby I know that this is hurting you but you can't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby. I promise you Rory that we're going to get through this together. I'm going to take care of you and this child no matter what. Babe this is going to be hard. We're going to be young parents and it's going to be hard on our relationship but I don't want anything to change between us. I don't want to a part of those statistics that say a young couple won't last for more then a couple of years with a child. I love you with all of my heart and I am determined to make this work. I hope you don't regret that we made love because I don't. Baby I love you with all of my heart and we took a chance. We used every type of protection possible but you still got pregnant. Don't you ever think that I am upset at you for this because I'm not? I just think that this happened to early. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Ever since I first laid eyes on you I knew that you were the one. I knew that there could be no one else for me but you. I love you and I want you to be happy. I don't know if your grandfather will ever accept me but I know that he will love his great grandchild like he loves you. " sighed Jess as he rocked a crying Rory back and forth not noticing that Lorelai, Luke and Emily heard every thing that he said
"Jess" said Emily causing Jess to turn around

"Yeah" said Jess a little shocked

"I promise you that you are a part of this family now no matter what Richard says. I say that you are a part of this family and I know that you love Rory and would do anything for her."

"Thank you Mrs. Gilmore you don't know how much that means to me to hear that"

"It's no problem Jess. Anyone that looks at you would know how much you love my granddaughter" said Emily "And Jess I hope that we can start over again"

"That would be great" smiled Jess

"Hey are you guys ready to leave cause I'm sure the hell ready to get out of here." smiled Lorelai interrupting
"Yeah come on I'll make us all dinner at the diner" said Luke
"Ok I guess" said Rory as she stood up "I'm really sorry grandma."
"Oh Rory don't be sorry just don't shove me out of your life. I can't lose you."
"I promise grandma we will always be in your life I just hope that grandpa will come through. I want him to know his great grandchild" sighed Rory leaning into Jess
"I'll try to talk to him Rory" said Emily
"Ok well lets go I'm ready for a burger" said Lorelai as she started out the door "Mom I'll call you this week"
"Ok Lorelai" said Emily " And Jess and Luke both of you are welcome here anytime. Jess I know that you will take good care of Rory I heard what you told her"
"Thank you Mrs. Gilmore" said Luke before following Lorelai leaving Rory and Jess in the foyer
"I guess a congratulations is in order for you to. " smiled Emily
" Thanks Grandma and can you please not tell anyone I don't want people at Chilton to know until after I graduate"
"Oh I wouldn't dream of it Rory I understand"
"Thank you grandma" smiled Rory as she grabbed on to Jess's arm
"Yes thank you Ma'am"
"Jess I am happy to have you apart of this family no matter what Richard says" smiled Emily " You to better go before Lorelai has an attack of some type"
"Bye Grandma I hope to see you next week" smile Rory as they walked out of the door and to the Jeep and into the back seat
"Ok was it just me or was that like out of the twilight zone or something" asked Lorelai
"Yeah that was really weird mom" stated Rory " I thought grandpa was the one that was going to take it ok and grandma was the one that was going to freak out"
"Well l can guess that Jess is forbidden in that house"
"Actually I was invited back by your mom Lorelai" said Jess

" Ok this is the Twilight Zone" said Lorelai as she rode back to Stars Hollow

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A/N: Ok this isn't my best chapter and it is kinda rushed but I needed to have Paris find out and I wanted to add Lane into the story more. Anyways if I did it less rushed then this story would be going on forever and I don't think that I can handle that. I bet a lot of you are thinking that Jess is being really sweet but the boys in love with Rory. I really liked having Emily be the one to accept the baby sooner then Richard but I promise that Richard will come around

Next Chapter:

-Jess's Graduation

-A large amount of money

-And Paris and Lane are asked something

I don't know when I will get the next chapter out since I haven't typed it but I will work hard on it