KIF: Okay I have decided on colors. Kurama I am just going to be evil to. Shit brown pants and a bright red shirt. (I'm shuddering like mad)

BEN: It could just be the 249 pixy sticks.

KIF: True, true. But they don't need to know that. And I actually had 367. You weren't here for the first hundred.

BEN: ...

KIF: . Yep I'm just gonna be bouncing off the walls.

BEN: Just get on with the colors.

KIF: Okay well Hiei is gonna wear Canary Yellow. And Kuwabara pale pink. So after this there probally be only well I don't really know yet so. JUST READ!!!!!!!!!!! starts jumping around like a monkey

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NO ONE IMPORTANT

Okay so today Kurama was going through his closet looking for clothes. And he only had... Shit brown pants and a bright red shirt! (collective gasp) Uh-oh. Looks like someone is going to have a shitty day. (pun intended)

KURAMA

Okay so the only thing I have to wear are crap brown pants and a red shirt. I can deal. I'll just stay home all day. Crap! But I already have plans to go to the movies with Yusuke and everyone. Can I get out of it? Oh no! They're already at the door. Oh well. I guess this is just punishment for something.

HIEI

I can't believe it. The fox made something look like crap. And here we all thought that was impossible. I don't think that even Koenma could look this bad. What can I do though. Kurama looks like bloody shit. I just hope that no one sees us. Why did I have to let them talk me into going to the movies? This isn't good. I wonder what Yusuke will say.

YUSUKE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Fox boy looks just like my mom's crap after she's been partying all night! Blood-shot shit! Damn! We're going to the movies. People will see the great Urameshi hanging out with bloody shit! What do I do? I can't let people know that he's one of my friends. We're even on first name basis. (see bottom about honorifics) Shit!

KUWABARA

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pretty boy looks like shit! Even I can't look that bad. Ooops I just dissed myself. Oh well. He looks worse than me with a hang-over. Well not that I ever had one. Anyway. Not even Shizuru can make him look better, and she's da bomb when it comes to making people look good. I wonder what compelled him to wear that.

BOTAN

My Kurama looks like crap. I didn't think it possible. How on earth did he do it. He should've worn black pants and a blood red shirt. (kif: does that sound like it would .look better on Kurama?) We need to do something. We can't go to the movies with him looking like that. Well he could walk behind us and we could pretend that we don't know him. We should just force hin to change.

KEIKO

We're supposed to go to the movies with Yusuke's friends, but Minamino looks like something the cat spit up. Isn't he his schools biggest heart throb? How is it possible to make him look like shit?

KURAMA

I'll just tell them that I didn't have anything to wear. Yeah maybe that'll work. Or I could just knock them all out and pretend like nothing happened.

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HONORIFICS

Okay this is the Japanese honor system. If you don't know someone very well you call them by their last name. You call your teachers sensei. You call upper classmen sempai and then I hope you all know san and sama. This honorifics thingy isn't complete

KIF: Okay so that's what Kurama wore with what everyone thought. Now if you see someone walking down the street wearing brown pants and a red shirt. Just think Kurama or bloody shit.

BEN: I swear you're on crack.

KIF: nuh-uh. Just sugar. Which can be much worse if you use it right.

BEN: So noted.

KIF: Well what do you all think? Just read and review. Oh yeah! I am going to make a spin-off thingy with this fic. It will be sorta like what happens while Kurama looks like bloody shit. And so you know. I do not support kurama and botan. I just think that she has a crush on him so... she says so.