A Tale of a Princess and a Hoodlum
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that is related to Gilmore Girls since that all belongs to Amy Sherman-Palladiano (damn her) I wish I did own Milo though I must say tres sexy!!!
Pairings: Literati and bits of Javajunkie L/D P/J
Summary: What would happen if Rory did the one thing that Lorelai feared the most? What if Rory got pregnant? How would everyone take it?
Rating: PG-13 because of language and some violence
A/N: Ok I changed something's to my liking
- Rory didn't go to Washington
- She broke up with Dean after the wedding
- Jess isn't leaving (what is ASP thinking) Jimmy might make an appearance though
I don't think that my characters are exactly like the show but I tried my hardest (Jess is hard to write) and I changed Dean to my own liking
This starts at the end of march during spring break 2003
Oh and I wanted to have a nickname that wasn't so common for Jess to call Rory so I decided on Pixie
Season 3 never happened (unless I mention an event that took place during it by mistake)
Thanks to everyone that reviewed chapter 4-
Lazeeamy, Jctigerwolf4e, and Purplemartian33- I love you three so much. I love all your reviews and all the positive comments (and Amy I can't wait for the sequel to Puppy Love)
Alece- Thanks for reviewing I love your stories so it means a lot for a first timer like me to get a review from an author that I like
Gilmore- Thanks for reviewing
Mrs. Mariano- Thanks for the advice this whole chapter is about Lorelai and Rory at the mall
Thanks to everyone that replied to my A/N
Blondie and Gilmorelvr
And To ILoveJess
Thanks for that huge review. I agree with everything that you said about insane reviewers I don't care if someone gets an idea from this or all ready as one that is similar be my guest and use it I love GG fanfics
Just please don't copy and paste one of my chapters for your own if you know what I mean.
Also I Love No Regrets it's a great story so keep it up!!!
Chapters
1) Tears- Rory and Jess find out that they are going to parents. They tell Lorelai and Luke.
2) You Did What?!?! - Lorelai calls Chris Rory gets mad and runs to Lanes. Rory and Jess tell Lane and Dave.
3) Papa Chris- Chris comes Rory yells at him in the middle of town Dean hears and tries to fight Jess
4) Oye the Stress- Rory goes through morning sickness and Rory decides to tell Richard and Emily
Remember Rory is about 3.5 months and starting to form a little belly
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"MOMMMMYYYYYY" screamed Rory from her room.
"RORRRRYYYY" screamed Lorelai from her room
"I can't get my pants to button" screamed Rory before hearing Lorelai pound down the steps
"You are pregnant ya know" said Lorelai as she walked into Rory's room
"I am oh my god mom! When did this happen" stated Rory sarcastically before getting serious" Why don't we go shopping"
"Don't you get all sarcastic on me missy" scolded Lorelai " but since you mentioned shopping throw on some sweats and lets go"
"Mommy I was going to hang out with lane today" whined Rory
"So call her and tell her we are going to the mall silly girl you know she can join us on our little shopping trip" smiled Lorelai as if it were the most obvious thing in the world
"Ok Lorelai I'll give Lane a call after we go to Luke's I wanna see my man" smirked Rory
"Someone needs a Jess fix, someone needs a Jess fix" chanted Lorelai as Rory headed back into her room to change into something that fit her.
~*~*~*~An hour later at Luke's~*~*~*~
"Ok so we are going to a religious store so that I can buy some things to enhance my faith and that's the story so keep it." stated Lane to Lorelai as she sat at the counter eating a burger
"Lane, we know it's the trillionth time you told us sweetie"
"Sorry I just never get to go shopping"
"We know" giggled Lorelai as she watched her daughter and Jess talking as Jess kept on rubbing her growing belly "they are so cute together aren't they"
"Yeah they are, I never knew Jess to be so corny" laughed Lane as she watched her best friend
"I'm not corny." interrupted Jess turning around to face Lane
"Yes you are" laughed Rory "Are you guys ready because I am in need of clothes"
"One more bite and then I'm done" said Lane
"Jess 1 coffee to go and then we are off" smiled Lorelai " I just read some where that Gap and Old Navy just started a new maternity department in their stores"
"Oh cool" smiled Rory
"I guess" sighed Lane
"Oh perk up you're going to the mall Lane Kim," scolded Lorelai as Jess sat her to go cup in front of her. "Thanks Jessie"
"Don't call me that" said Jess as he stared at Lorelai
"No can do Jessie" smiled Lorelai as she stood up "Come on girls lets go get some clothes"
"Bye Dodger" smiled Rory as she blew him a kiss before following her mom
"Bye Jess" said Lane following Rory
~At the Mall~
"Mom lets go to Old Navy first and I also want to stop in the Baby Gap"
"Someone's in mom mood"
"Leave me alone," sighed Rory as she walked into the mall with her mother and best friend "God I hope I don't run into anyone from Chilton"
"You probably won't so there's nothing to worry about and even if you did I could always say that the stuff was mine" said Lorelai
"Yeah I guess lets go shopping"
"You too are insane you know that" said Lane joining into the conversation
"Yup" said Lorelai and Rory at the same time
"Come on Lane we will go clothes shopping and then we will hit FYE" smiled Rory
"And my best friends back" smiled Lane as she followed Rory and Lorelai into Old Navy
"Hey I'm Dan can I help you three with anything" asked a really hot sales person, as he looked Rory up and down
"Um if you wanna help us with maternity clothes then yeah you can" answered Lorelai
"Sure it's right over here" said Dan as he led them to the clothes "Most women haven't heard that we sell maternity clothes"
"Well we aren't your average women and I didn't think that my daughter here would want to go to one of those places that only older women shop at" said Lorelai pointing to Rory
"Oh ok well what kind of things were you look for" said Dan surprised and disappointed that Rory was the one pregnant
"Anything that is cute and comfortable" said Rory
"Ok well here are our jeans and pants what size do you think that you need"
"Well I'm a 4 normally but I don't know what I would need now"
"The clothes are the same size as before just with an expansion on it so that the baby will be supported so if you are a size 4 then you should be a small in pants"
"That's easy" said Lorelai as she started rummaging through the pants and throwing random pairs at Lane and Rory
"Mom Calm down please I don't think we can buy everything in the store"
"You're no fun babe" sighed Lorelai
"I know and I need some dresses and skirts and some shirts" said Rory
"Hey Ror look at this skirt" said Lane as she held up a jean skirt with butterflies on it
"That's so cute Jess will love that do they have it in my size"
"Um" started Lane, as she looked through the skirts " I don't see it. Dan do you think there are any in the back"
"Yeah let me go check" said Dan leaving Lorelai to sort through the jeans
"Ok Why did I have to fall for Dave" asked Lane
"What???" asked Rory
"Dan is to cute"
"He's cute but he really doesn't compare to Jess or Dave" smiled Rory
"Yeah I guess you right" smiled Lane "And anyways I love Dave with all my heart"
" I Know you do" laughed Rory "Mom do you have enough jeans picked out"
"Yup I do. Now where's Dan I can't carry all of this by myself" said Lorelai
"You really are lazy aren't you" said Lane
"Lane I am not Lazy I am a queen and I do not need to be carrying anything" said Lorelai seriously
"Your mom's crazy" whispered Dan into Rory's ear as he approached scaring her
"Whoa" screamed Rory as she turned around " Oh Dan geez don't do that."
"Sorry" said Dan sheepishly
"It's ok and your right anyways she is crazy but I'm also crazy enough to keep her out of the loony bin" smiled Rory oblivious to Dan's flirting
"I see"
"Yeah everyone knows that their crazy but no one does anything about it so we let them act this way" says Lane seeing Dan's attraction to Rory
"Oh ok so anyways here's the skirt that you wanted" said Dan taking his attention back to Rory
"Thanks can I have a dressing room so I can try on this stuff"
"Yeah follow me" smiled Dan as he led the three of them to a dressing room. Rory walked into it and a few minutes later she walked out wearing a tight white ¾ length shirt and the butterfly skirt.
"What do you guys think" asked Rory
"Babe it's gorgeous on you" said Lorelai
"Sexy" laughed Lane "Jess won't be able to keep his hands off of you"
"That's I ended up pregnant in the first place Lane and anyways who says I'm getting it"
"I do" smiled Lorelai
"Thanks mom" smirked Rory as she walked back in there to change into something else
~45 minutes and 7 pairs of pants, 15 shirts, 3 dresses, a pair of pajamas, 2 belts, 3 pairs of shorts, 4 pairs of capris and a butterfly skirt later~
"I think that's it mom" said Rory as she handed Lorelai Lane and Dan the clothes
"Mom needs more money babe" grimaced Lorelai as she watched Dan ring up the clothes
"That will be 897.93" said Dan as Lorelai handed him her credit card
"Here's your receipt and have a nice day" smiled Dan as the three of them headed out of the store
"Ok I'm sorry but he was shamelessly flirting with you Ror" said Lane
"No he wasn't I think that you made it pretty clear that I have Jess" smirked Rory
"Why do you think I kept on bringing up Jess''
"She's right hon he was really flirting with you" said Lorelai as they went past The Baby Gap "Stop here come on you two I wanna get something's for my grandbaby"
"Mom we don't even know what sex it is"
"I can get unisex clothes Rory" stated Lorelai "Humor me in my old age"
"Lorelai your 35" pointed out Lane
"Lane humor me please"
"Fine" sighed Lane as she follow a hyper Lorelai into The Baby Gap
"Oh look at these blue and yellow shirts and one-pieces" squealed Lorelai as she ran up to a wall of baby clothes
"Lorelai Victoria Gilmore calm down please" laughed Rory
"But look I will have the coolest grandkid. Wearing all the best clothes and the cutest things"
"Mom this is my child you know that right"
"Yes I do but I also know that it is a grandmothers duty to spoil her grandchildren like crazy''
"Fine pick out clothes but I have to approve of them first"
"Yeah" squealed Lorelai as she ran off to pick out clothes well Rory and Lane sat in two chairs that were set up in the store
~10 minutes later~
"Ok here's what I have" said Lorelai as she squeezed into Lanes Chair
"Hey you could have sat with your daughter"
"But she's pregnant"
"Fine I don't care sit lets see the clothes" said Lane
"Cool beans" smiled Lorelai as she gathered up some of the clothes that she picked out "Here is a pair of overalls what do you think mommy"
"I approve" laughed Rory
"How about these shirts" said Lorelai pulling out a pink blue purple yellow and a green all in pastel shades
"Blue yellow and green the others are to girly and these are good for both"
"Ok now here are some one-pieces" said Lorelai
"The yellow and blue ones and the green and blue ones are cute but no pinks or purples mom" smiled Rory as she watched her mother get all giddy about this
"Ok so then this and this and this are out what about these shoes" said Lorelai holding 4 pairs of shoes. Each was a pair of canvas sneakers. One in white, one in red, one in black, and one in a dark blue.
"Oh those are so small" said Lane
"I know" smiled Rory "All 4 of them"
"Yeah" exclaimed Lorelai " Now how about this adorable sun hat"
"That is the cutest thing do they have any winter stuff"
"Nope baby it's summer we will get the other stuff at like thanksgiving time" smiled Lorelai trying to hold something out of Rory's view
"Mom what is that behind you" asked Rory
"Nothing"
"Mom what is it" asked Rory as if she was speaking to a toddler
"Fine" said Lorelai bring the thing out from behind her "Here"
"Oh mom that is so perfect" said Rory examining the black nylon diaper tote bag
"I knew you would like it" smiled Lorelai
"So is this store done because I remember a promise to visit FYE" said Lane
"Yeah that's it" smiled Rory as Lorelai gathered the clothes up and went to pay "Thanks for coming Lane I know this wasn't that fun for you but it really means a lot to have my best friend with me"
"Thanks and it's no problem I am just a little tired"
"You knew my mom was going to crazy with all the baby stuff in this mall didn't you"
"Yeah I di…" started Lane "Um Rory if I'm not mistake Paris just walked in with a blonde and brunette"
" Madeline and Louise" stammered Rory turning around "Oh no"
"Rory what are you doing here" asked Madeline spotting Rory
"Hey" said Rory looking at Paris with pleading eyes
"What are you doing in here" asked Louise
"I'm getting a gift for a friend" said Rory as Lorelai approached with 2 very big bags
"Hey you guys rea…" started Lorelai before noticing the three new girls "Hey Paris and I can guess that you two are Madeline and Louise"
"Yeah that's us" answered Louise
"I'm Lorelai Rory's mom" smiled Lorelai
"Hi Ms. Gilmore it's nice to meet you" said Madeline "So that must be an awfully big present"
"Oh yeah my best friend is having a baby in December"
"Well were looking for something for my aunt" spoke up Paris "But I bet that you three are heading to another store so we are going to back to looking"
''Yeah we're heading to FYE" said Rory "Bye"
"Bye" said the three as Lorelai and Lane headed out and Madeline and Louise went back to looking
"Thanks Paris" whispered Rory
"No problem" smiled Paris "See you Monday"
"Bye" said Rory as she walked out of the store
~2 hours later back in Stars Hollow in the jeep pulling up to the diner~
"That was a crazy shopping trip" sighed Lorelai as she parked the jeep in front of the diner
"You can say that again" said Rory as she stepped out of the car
"That was a crazy shopping trip" repeated Lorelai
"You really think your funny don't you" smiled Rory as she headed into the diner behind a very tired Lane
"Are you insinuating that your mother isn't funny"
"That's exactly what I'm doing" laughed Rory as she walked up to the counter and sat in between Lane and Lorelai "JESSSS"
"What do you want?" snapped Jess as he walked out of the kitchen
"Nice way to talk to your girlfriend, James Dean" said Lorelai
"I didn't know it was you guys" said Jess "How was the shopping trip"
"A guy hit on Rory at Old Navy and she was of course oblivious to it" said Lane
"He was not flirting with me" said Rory blushing
"Whatever you say Ror" laughed Lane
"Well at least she didn't flirt back" smirked Jess
"It was fun until we ran into Paris and the two Barbie's at Baby Gap" said Rory
"Oh"
"Yeah well a few white lies and Paris saved us so alls good" smiled Rory
"Good now do you guys want anything"
"BURGERS" screamed all three in unison
"With cheese and lots of fries right" asked Jess to the three women in front of him
"Um-huh" said all three nodding their heads
"And a coffee for Lorelai and a soda for Rory and Lane right"
"Um-huh" said all three nodding their heads again
"Good" said Jess before heading over to give Caesar the order
"Did I ever say shopping was relaxing" asked Lorelai as she laid her head on the counter
"All the time" yawned Rory as Lane Laid her head onto Rory's shoulder
"I take back every time I have said that" sighed Lorelai " Shopping is very stressful"
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A/N: I hope you guys liked this chapter. I still have yet to type chapter 6 but that will be coming out in less then a week hopefully. Please review I love to know what you guys think