A Tale of a Princess and a Hoodlum


Disclaimer: I don't anything that is related to Gilmore Girls that all belongs to Amy Sherman-Palladiano (damn her) I wish I did own Milo though I must say tres sexy!!!
Pairings: Literati and bits of Javajunkie L/D P/J
Summary: What if Rory got pregnant her senior year what is everyone going to think and how is the father going to take the news that he has a kid on the way?
Rating: PG-13 because of language and some violence
A/N: Ok I changed something's to my liking
- Rory didn't go to Washington
- She broke up with Dean after the wedding
- Jess isn't leaving (what is ASP thinking) Jimmy might make an appearance though
I don't think that my characters are exactly like the show but I tried my hardest (Lorelai and Jess are hard to write) and I changed Dean to my own liking
This starts at the end of march during spring break 2003
Oh and I wanted to have a nickname that wasn't so common for Jess to call Rory so I decided on Pixie

Thanks to everyone that reviewed

Lazeeamy- thanks as always for reviewing and Dan is a real person that works at a Gap near me.

Mrs. Mariano- Hey thanks I appreciate everyone reviewing and that's why I write these thank-yous. Hey I have time and I love reading reviews even from 15 years olds from Norway. Hey I'm a 16 year old from Cleveland Ohio.

Princess Angel- Thanks for reviewing but to find out how many kids, what sex and if they are getting married you have to wait 1 more chapter

Purplemartian33, Jctigerwolf4e, Aush, Blondie, Gilmore, Ginia- Thanks as always

Chapters

1) Tears- Rory and Jess find out that they are going to parents. They tell Lorelai and Luke.
2) You Did What?!?! - Lorelai calls Chris Rory gets mad and runs to Lanes. Rory and Jess tell Lane and Dave.
3) Papa Chris- Chris comes Rory yells at him in the middle of town Dean hears and tries to fight Jess
4) Oye the Stress- Rory goes through morning sickness. Paris figures out what's wrong with Rory and Rory decides to tell Richard and Emily

5) And I Thought Shopping Was Relaxing??-Lorelai, Rory and Lane go on a shopping trip for some baby clothes and maternity clothes. They run into Paris and everyone's 2 favorite Barbie's, Madeline and Louise.

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Bookworms and Godmothers

"JESSSSSSS" screamed Rory as she walked into the diner with Lorelai

"Rory you don't have to scream" sighed Jess as he walked out of the kitchen in a pair of jeans and a CBGB t-shirt.

"Love the outfit babe but shouldn't you be in something more dressy"

"Why we're wearing robes anyways so what's the point"?

"You really are stubborn" smirked Rory as she sat the counter with Lorelai "1 coffee and 1 soda please"

"Thanks for the coffee order" said Lorelai

"Who said the coffee was for you"

"You can't have any remember Rory you're the pregnant one" smiled Lorelai as Jess placed the coffee in front of Lorelai and the soda in front of Rory.

"Thanks Jess"

"No problem so when do I have to leave" asked Jess to Rory

"Do I look like a secretary or something"?

"Like you only came here at 9 in the morning for coffee when you didn't need to wakeup"

"Fine you caught us you need to be at SHHS at 11 and the ceremony starts at 12"

"Thanks I knew I loved you for some reason" laughed Jess

"Love you to Dodger" smiled Rory

"Ok you two are making me sick stop with all the lovey dovey stuff" pleaded Lorelai "Where in the World is Luke"

"Don't you mean Carmen San Diego" mocked Rory

"Luke's upstairs doing god knows what" answered Jess

"Okey dokey I'm going to go up and annoy him behave you two"

"Bye mom" said Rory

"So why do I have to go to this ceremony again"

"Because I went to mine and anyways you didn't tell the whole school that your pregnant during your valedictorian speech did you"

"No I won't need to since I can't get pregnant and I'm not valedictorian" smirked Jess

"Shut up" whined Rory sticking out her tongue

"Nice"

"So go get ready Jess you have a graduation in" started Rory checking her watch " 1 hour"

"Yes Ma'am" saluted Jess before heading upstairs

~Noon at SHHS gym~

Rory, Lorelai, Luke, Emily, and Richard (who came around after hearing what Emily had to say and with a little persuasion by Lorelai) were sitting in the stands cheering on Jess.

"Lily Map class thespian" called the principal as a small blonde walked up to him and accepted her diploma. "Jess Mariano, class bad boy, book worm and most improved"

Jess walked up to his principal and took his diploma as he started back to his seat he looked up to see Rory. They looked each other right in the eye and mouthed, "I love you" at the same time.

~After the ceremony~

"Where's our little bookworm" teased Lorelai

"Mom don't start with that"

"Why I wanna make fun of Jess" pouted Lorelai

"Why does she want to make fun of me?" said Jess as he approached Rory and wrapped his arms around her shoulders

"Because you're the class book worm"

"Oh well that's nothing new" smirked Jess

"Congrats Kid I knew you could do it" smiled Luke as he patted Jess on the back

"Thanks Luke" smirked Jess as he moved to Rory's side and wrapped his arm around her waist

"Congrats babe" smiled Rory before she felt a sharp pain in her stomach and hunched over

"Lorelai" screamed Jess as he panicked

"What's wrong?" asked Lorelai

"Rory" stammered Jess "Her stomach"
"Come here Ror" said Lorelai as she set her hand on Rory's stomach "Oh babe it's only kicking"

"Really" asked Rory

"Really" smiled Lorelai "I think you may have a soccer player in there"

"Joy" said Rory dryly "I think the baby just wanted to say congrats to its daddy"

"Well that does make sense" said Jess as two people approached him from behind

"Jess"

"Yeah" said Jess turning around to find Richard and Emily Gilmore "Oh hi Mr. And Mrs. Gilmore"

"Congratulations on graduating" said Richard

"Thank you sir it's an honor to have you here"

"It was no trouble" said Richard "First I want to say that I'm sorry for the things that I said to you at dinner a few weeks ago. It was wrong for me to assume that you are just like Rory's father."

"I understand my reputation really never did help"

"Well yes" said Richard "But anyways Emily and I have something for you, Rory and the baby"

"Oh you didn't have to get us anything grandpa" said Rory as she stood next to Jess

"Nonsense Rory you are our granddaughter and we want the best for you and we want college to be very easy for you" said Richard as he pulled out an envelope out of his pocket "I already talked to Christopher and he found you to a very lovely apartment in the same building as his. I took the opportunity to have the apartment be put in my name and I will pay the rent for the time that you spend in Boston. Also here is a check for 500 dollars. You will receive one every month after the baby is born for 2 years."

"Grandpa that is way to much"

"Rory we want to do this for you. I know how hard college is and I want you and Jess to be able to have more time to concentrate on your school work and the baby." said Richard as he handed the envelope to Jess

"Thank you sir this is very generous"

"Yes thank you grandpa and grandma" smiled Rory as she ran to them and gave them both a hug. Not noticing Lorelai approaching

"Ok what's with all the hugging lets go eat on to Luke's" shouted Lorelai as she lead all of them dragging Luke next to her.

~Mid June at the Gilmore house~

Rory and Jess had been spending all their free time together getting ready for college and the baby. One afternoon well sitting in the Gilmore living room the doorbell rings.

"You get it" said Rory

"No it's your turn"

"Your closer Jessie" smirked Rory

"Fine" sighed Jess as he got up and answered the door to find Paris "Hey Paris what brings you to Stars Hollow"

"Well I have a gift for you and Rory" said Paris "Can I come in"

"Yeah come on in Rory's in the living room" said Jess as Paris shot right by him

"Ok she's crazy" muttered Jess as he followed Paris into the living room

"So I was talking to some people at the country club the other day and your speech came up. Madeline surprisingly came up with a brilliant idea for something to give you and Jess" said Paris as Jess sat down next to Rory

"Oh Paris you guys didn't have to get us anything"

"Yes we did and anyways it wasn't my idea I am only the delivery woman" said Paris as she handed Rory an envelope. Rory took the envelope and opened it to find a very large check

"Paris this is a lot of money"

"I know but it's form everyone in our graduating class and some of the teachers. Rory take it we all want you to have it. It's going to be hard to raise a child and we all love you and want you to be happy so take the damn check and leave it at that" said Paris

"Oh Paris I want to ask you something but I need to get my friend lane here to so can you stay for like another 20 minutes" said Rory

"Yeah sure" said Paris as Rory got up and called Lane

~5 minutes later~

"Marco" shouted Lane as she ran through the door

"Polo" shouted Rory to her best friend

"Hey Ror what did you need me for" asked Lane as she sat in the chair

"Well Jess and I…" started Rory

"No you did" interrupted Jess

"Fine I wanted to ask you and Paris to be the baby's god mothers" smiled Rory

"OH MY GOD" shouted Lane as she jumped up and gave her best friend a hug "Of course"

"How about you Paris"

"What do you think Gilmore of course I will" smiled Paris as Rory gave her a hug

"Yippy" said Jess dryly as he watched the three giggle like 10 year olds "Hey Rory I have to head to the diner for my shift are you coming or staying here"

"No I'm coming and so are Lane and Paris" smiled Rory as she took her two best friends hands and dragged them out the door

~2 hours later at the diner~

"Little Gilmore" shouted Lorelai as she walked through the door

"Big Gilmore" smiled Rory as she spun around to see her mom

"I'm not big" pouted Lorelai

"I know mom it's a saying"

"Oh yeah" said Lorelai as she sat next to Rory at the counter "How was your day"

"Good I asked Paris and Lane"

"And"

"They said yes" smiled Rory

"Oh that's great" smirked Lorelai as Jess placed a cup of steaming coffee in front of her "You are becoming my favorite diner man more and more everyday"

"Well I feel very honored" said Jess sarcastically

"Oh you hush" said Lorelai "What else happened"

"Paris gave us this from everyone at Chilton" said Rory as she handed Lorelai the envelope and watched her open it

"50,000 dollars" screamed Lorelai "That's a lot of money"

"I know and I told her that right Jess"

"Right"
"Well cool so when are you going to put it in the bank"

"Tomorrow noisy" said Jess

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A/N: Hey I got this up faster then I thought. I don't know about this chapter it is really just another filler I guess. Please Review You all know that I love them.

Next Chapter

-what is the sex of the baby/ies?

-What does Jess have to do with Lorelai drooling?

-Why is Luke worried about Jess?

-What does Jess keep on play with in his pocket? (DIRTY!!!! LOL)

~Shana~